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	PILOT- none
  THE WORLD OF POSSIBILITY - MIKE TO ED - "Ten bucks if you can meow loud enough to make that old guy turn around"
  JUST FRIENDS -  MIKE TO ED - "Ten bucks if you can drink the rest of the syrup in that bottle"
  PRETTY GIRLS AND WAFFLES -  ED TO MIKE - "Ten bucks, instead of asking the waitress for a hamburger you say and you only say,"burger me."
  BETTER DAYS - MIKE TO ED - "Ed ten bucks if you go over there and ask that cute blond if you can buy her a drink." "Is that all you got?" "With these beer nuts in your mouth"
  HOME IS WHERE THE DUCKS ARE -  ED TO MIKE - "Mike, I'll give you ten bucks if you can go over there and call that guy,"Mommy."
  SOMETHING OLD, SOMETHING NEW -  MIKE TO ED - "See that manager over there?" "Yeah" "Ten bucks if you can get him to tell you where the lettuce is in under a minute" "What's the catch?" "You can't call it lettuce" "What do I have to call it?" "Le-toose"
  THE WHOLE TRUTH -  MIKE TO ED - "Hey Ed, ten bucks if you can give your order to the waitress in ryhme"
  YOUR LIFE IS NOW - MIKE TO ED - Hey, ten bucks if you-" (Ed eats a dogfood cracker)
  LOSING STREAK - none
  OPPOSITES DISTRACT -  ED TO MIKE - "Mike, ten bucks if you go out there an-"  "Ed come on, I got the baby, I can't" "I can hold a baby." (Mike sings a love song to a man bowling)
  HOOK, LINE AND SINKER - * MIKE TO ED - "Hey Ed, ten bucks if you can call the waitress Fancypants" "Really?" "Nah... that's lame"
  MIKE TO ED - Hey, when you're out on your date with Bonnie tonight..." "yeah?" "Ten bucks if you order yourself a-" "Mike, no-no! Don't say it, don't even say it, I don't want to hear it" "Alright, I'll let you off the hook... ten bucks if you order yourself a shirley temple" "You're a bad man" | 
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