Stupid Questions 2

Q: If I was a redneck what would I say?

A: If you were a redneck you would ask this question.

Q: Where's the Bacon?

A: Was that your Bacon? Oh, sorry. But I'll let you know that the bacon was very juicy, crunchy, and succulant...

Q: Why are you answering stupid questions?

A: Well you need somewhere to ask the stupid questions like the one you just asked.

Q: Why is Orange juice orange.

A: Well Oranges were originally supposed to be purple but then the grapes went to war with the oranges and decided to take the name oranges and the oranges were called grapes.

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