We e Half Way There: Episode Six: We Gather Together By Bryant Mclemore SCENE ONE INT. UCINDA FLORAL SHOPPE AY The Shoppe is heavily decorated with Thanksgiving themes, MARIE completes a customer transactions. MARIE Of course, gobble, gobble...ciao! Smiling MARIE Hope you choke on a gobble, gobble bone, bitch! LEAH enters LEAH Sweet sentiment about the customers, eh? MARIE Tell ya if I have to hear one more thing about this God Damn holiday LEAH Now, Ms. Anne Marie, how can you not love it? MARIE Like this! Flips her LEAH It a time of getting together with your family eating, football, most importantly no gifts.. MARIE It the spawn of Satan! LEAH It only two damn days! MARIE Enough time for me, the spawn of Satan! LEAH Come on, now Marie, even you have to like something out of it! MARIE Nada! Thanksgiving begets Christmas shopping , Christmas Shopping and shoppers begets Christmas, corny cookie and candy begets, those cheesy carols and finally Christmas hell and New Year hangover the spawn of Satan! Assorting items LEAH Isn the hangover deal right up your alley? Besides as always, your making an ant hill out of a mountain, sweetie! Following her MARIE As always, Mother Teresa, you e trying to conquer a mountain that way too high and as every holiday, you know you not even pass the valley hang it up! LEAH That not the point MARIE Regardless, it ain happening! Walks to the other side of the register LEAH Oh, well SCOTT and TAMI enter, SCOTT carries a huge, flower ade, turkey centerpiece! Supervising in front of him TAMI Yea eah ot there! He struggles trying to get it in SCOTT Hurry, my arm are tired! TAMI You e close SCOTT Lovely, now how close is what I wanna here! TAMI To the left a little atch it! SCOTT I about to drop this thing anywhere and you can decide what to do TAMI Thought you could handle it! Fine, just put on this table. Signals LEAH to move paper and items, she removes, and he drops it. TAMI Be good for now.. SCOTT Aren you forgetting something.. TAMI I thought you said you do it for free! SCOTT No! TAMI What else then! LEAH Think he means, THANK YOU! TAMI Oh, he knows I appreciate it! SCOTT You better, shit! f I could handle it! , you try carrying 25 lbs of lust vegetation in which half, I think, I allergic to, if not now I am! Resting his hand on the side LEAH We thank you! Kisses him SCOTT Well, let me get on back, I have to finish off the menu for tomorrow, you know the next day is the big one! LEAH Yeah, must be hell for you! I mean, doin all those dinners SCOTT Not really, I use to it on a regular basis, and plus there won be that many people anyways.. all going home for the holiday deal? LEAH It must be difficult to not be with your family during the Holidays! SCOTT Gotta deal with someday! Beside with the size of my family, it a holiday in itself. LEAH I hope you e going to contact them! SCOTT Nah, I just gonna wait until they die, of course I will! TAMI I don worry about it, just sent them a card and be threw with it! LEAH How thoughtful of you! TAMI They don need to hear from me LEAH I wonder who give you that influence MARIE Ok since we e going about families let hear about what you and the wife will be going, your daddy or the lovely in-laws? LEAH We e decided to stay home, don want to disturb Anyone MARIE Some much for food, football, and family LEAH But that doesn mean I don think about and besides I already have a family here MARIE Dear God, I think I gonna pewk! LEAH That ok I know you love and deep inside you are crazy about the holidays MARIE Yeah, enough to run to Canada! SCOTT What in Canada ? MARIE No Thanksgivings! SCOTT I thought they have it too! MARIE It already over with ! LEAH Still, you have deal with Christmas up there and I think they also have Boxer day MARIE That in December, a month away y that time I l be long home! LEAH So when are you gonna make this fateful trip? MARIE Never! SCOTT You e just talking shit! TAMI Of course, she wouldn leave me here MARIE Wanna bet, you have you amily and your boyfriend TAMI Ha, haaa! I told you were just friends MARIE After the hissy fits and then making friendly TAMI Not fair interrupts SCOTT So, what your family about, Marie? MARIE I have one and unfortunately their alive SCOTT I can get that MARIE That all you need to get! Get it! LEAH You have to excuse her, Scotty, as you can see she Marie. MARIE Can be anybody else. SCOTT Yeah, yeah, I gotta split shit load of things to do, later! LEAH and TAMI Ok! Bye, Scotty ! Waves MARIE Don get into any trouble without me! He leaves MARIE Sweet kid, need to find him a girlfriend! TAMI Uh, honey! I don think he needs one MARIE You have to love her! LEAH I don think she mean that, pumpkin! Though I do MARIE Think before you start, Girl Scout! LEAH Well at least consider it, Annie. She walks back. SCENE ENDS SCENE TWO INT. DINNING AREA--DAY Along with a few guest; GARY, NIKKI, and CARLA sits around drinking coffee. NIKKI Thank god for the Thanksgiving holidays, my only off time! GARY Don you have Christmas and New Years? CARLA Huh, don we wish! NIKKI This is the only day I don have to see tired assholes coming or going bothering me about stall food flat-ass or drinks nor my bouncing fools out, they are at home CARLA Unfortunately, that is my job everyday, but not this time. GARY So we include you guys in the traditional din-din? NIKKI Oh, baby, this is a rare occasion for us Put her arm around her CARLA Oh, yeah it turkey and stuffing for two NIKKI And that sweet potato souffl of yours? CARLA With whipped cr e! NIKKI And a nice cherries on the top? CARLA MmHmm! They kiss GARY So it safe to count you out! CARLA I know you were looking forward for us to do this GARY It cool. Although, it is a rare occasion to have Thanksgiving Dinner together since we e haven for over five years as a family! NIKKI What can we say, Gar things change. Besides, since we e about to embark our own little family I think it time for us to have a private little get together of our own. GARY That is true, but seeing that Tony here, and Scott who is probably gonna go all out.. NIKKI I know but you have understand this is our one out of a million chance for together time CARLA Sorry baby, but I l save you some of my sweet potato souffl GARY Ahh, no thanks! I think you guys may have better use for it besides having Scotty here making our dinner probably be enough for Christmas and next thanksgiving! NIKKI You know we be there GARY You have fun, don do anything without a net ANTHONY enters GARY Hey! What do you know ANTHONY Your sister wired on something, right? GARY Took you that long to figure out ANTHONY Why didn we go to LA, New York, or Beirut even CARLA Why with the sudden relocation, gig? NIKKI What has she done to get you wired? ANTHONY Everything ! NIKKI What ever it is, it for the best! ANTHONY Ha, you wanna bet! NIKKI It not enough to do anything drastic. ANTHONY Uh, you have know idea who you e messing with! GARY Well, Dana does have her.. quirks, but it not worth loosing your head! ANTHONY Not after you hear what her last expose is! GARY Ah, Tony, I live it for the last, thirty plus years nothing could surprise me about her ANTHONY Great! Then you won be surprise when big sis comes tomorrow! GARY She coming here?! ANTHONY That what I said. GARY For what nd why did you tell her you e here! ANTHONY Thought you didn mind Uncle Gary? Sarcastic GARY Does it look like I don ! Don want that bitch here! NIKKI Never surprised, huh ! GARY This is not surprised ANTHONY Stupidity maybe! GARY No Tony, stupidity is telling your obsessive compulsive stepmother your whereabouts stands up CARLA Take it easy Gary NIKKI Yeah, she is the boy stepmother GARY And my sister! I have every right and reason for to say my two cents hirty-some years of ANTHONY Passive-aggressive remarks? GARY And free suggestion breathing down my Goddamn neck ANTHONY To say the least CARLA Damn, hate to be her now! GARY She not the one to worry about! CARLA Yep yawl look like you need some Prozac ANTHONY Need for her to disappear! DAVID enters DAVID Ooo, look like someone kick y ll asses! ANTHONY About to! NIKKI Your ister-in-law is the talk of Atlanta, particularly Aragon way. DAVID Lettin her work you, ain she hundreds miles away. CARLA Not after tomorrow, baby! NIKKI She planning reservation at Mrs. Bailey Bed and Breakfast with Mr. Anthony Fox and Gary Rhennes! DAVID Cute! I finally get to meet y sister in-law I was could wear that cute little number I bought and talk about girl stuff finally without all these mens and dykes No offense y ll, I still love you ut I need a woman model GARY Uhhh, You might wanna take back that thought DAVID Why ? GARY She knows nothing about you DAVID Now don play with outside of the bed! GARY Wish I were DAVID How and why did you manage to do that Mr. Rhennes! And do not tell me it slipped your mind! GARY You don know her like I do ANTHONY And want not to! DAVID Won have choice now! So what were you fens tell her, I one of your extended guest? GARY More like neighbor DAVID All I do, this is how I repaid! GARY Like what! DAVID Do not get me start, now Already working my nerves! At 3:00 in the afternoon CARLA Whoa! Thank you Jesus we won be here! Hugging NIKKI SCENE ENDS SCENE THREE INT.---CAF --NIGHT At the main bar disgusted CARLA sit as NIKKI and JESSE work behind. CARLA Now why did that fool wait until the last minute to pull that gotta go to California to get my kid bit.. and on the day before! NIKKI Sweetheart, that your partner! CARLA No he isn , frank is mine! JESSE Why did you except it! CARLA I don know who are you and what are you doing in an a and b conversation! NIKKI Honey don hit on my child like that, and he is right you could have simply said no CARLA You don think I know that! JESSE It only one day CARLA The one day out of the year I can have with Suga-Nikka! Ain got Christmas nor New Years and aren you suppose to be making drink or something [mumbling] JESSE You and who else it empty, no one coming for good awhile CARLA Why ain you with your kin since you wanna stick your nose where it shouldn be. JESSE Don think my real family wanna see me now CARLA And we wonder why? JESSE Because like any red-blooded American family we do not care for intimate interaction and yours? Just give me a double, talk too much! NIKKI What are you planning to do tomorrow? JESSE What I do every other day, get up eat and sleep. NIKKI Hmm, don that seem kinda don know CARLA Nikki don get him started NIKKI He shouldn be deprived of CARLA Boy ain deprived of nothing He a grown damn man! NIKKI I know that sweetheart JESSE No she right I straight, Nikki. Why should I stop a seven year tradition? NIKKI Cause you got family here and it time for you to start I new tradition. JESSE I ok, seriously! NIKKI So am I. Ain got nothing to do tomorrow plans thrown out! CARLA Now I know you ain gonna invite him to our house NIKKI Taking him to the B ! CARLA Why, ain there enough shit going on already! NIKKI Like Gary and Tony acting a fool, that all nd No bad blood with him there CARLA Ain you forgetting two other people who might ? NIKKI That all say and done with them, right! CARLA For one what about the other? MARIE enters NIKKI Speak of the devil! MARIE In my presence! NIKKI Hey sugar, what the word? MARIE Sizzlers! JESSE Really guys I cool! NIKKI I insist, no demand your presence or else! JESSE Can turn down a proper black mail! NIKKI Great![to Marie] what your plan tomorrow, Marie MARIE My utopia is that it ends but I guess we gotta see Gary and company eard you guys gotta hot and heavy one planned NIKKI We do but, now plans have changed. MARIE Bummer! Tension between JESSE and MARIE is grows NIKKI Since someone was nice enough to help a fellow worker tomorrow.[sighs] It to the B tomorrow and bringing a friend! Pulling JESSE over JESSE Tried to bail Shrugging his shoulders trying to ease her MARIE Should e tried harder! Not amused picks up a peanut JESSE[sarcastic] But wouldn we be upset! MARIE Guess again! NIKKI So did you get in contact with your family? MARIE Why should I? JESSE They e obsessed with family for some reason. MARIE Really! Thank you for informing me, sir! JESSE Easy, trying to break bread MARIE Not working, pal. No and don plan to they need a break and I need to break out, later! Feels awkward and gets up NIKKI Think about it! MARIE Yes mother! Leaving, as so CARLA snickers from behind JESSE Nice lady! CARLA This will be interesting, too bad I won be here to see it! Walking pass NIKKI JESSE This is the family I l eating with, Huh! She places hand on him SCENE ENDS SCENE FOUR INT. LOBBY---NIGHT SCOTT lounges as ANTHONY vigorously vacuums and cleans the area. Sees SCOTT lack of participation and ANTHONY You know you can do something .. SCOTT I am ANTHONY Pick up something work! SCOTT This is something and by the way it is already clean He then sprays some pledge on the table SCOTT Did that too! ANTHONY You could do a better job Scotty! SCOTT I will if you beat ANTHONY Will you stop playing, I trying to get it right SCOTT It only Dana Give him an angry expression SCOTT I should try to get her over here much often ANTHONY Scott! SCOTT I l clean the room in a minute, oh dictator! ANTHONY rushes out, SCOTT laughs shaking his head, as he leaves, he bumps into DAVID. DAVID Ok, you e excused! He goes to the desk draw, looking for his prescriptions. ANGEL SHOT an empty draw with only a few papers ANGEL BACK DAVID confused and frantic searches around the desk, mumbling to his self ANGEL SHOT SCOTT hands his pills ANGEL BACK DAVID gives a puzzled expression SCOTT Dropped them earlier in the kitchen, He snatches them SCOTT May need them! DAVID Just to let you know they e not mine olding it for someone SCOTT Also named David Newman? DAVID I had them put it in my name if you want to go there! SCOTT Go where, I just handed it to back! DAVID I know, thank you! Walking out SCOTT You e welcome! Goes back to the couch SCENE ENDS SCENE FIVE INT. INNING AREA B ---NEXT DAY MARIE, TAMI, LEAH and GREG sits while watching DAVID, GARY and ANTHONY hastily prep everything. GARYv/o Ouch! Watch it will ya! MARIE I haven had such a huge laugh since watching Three stooges last night! GREG Thee one problem who Curly and who Moe? MARIE Don know, want to say Gary is Moe but then sometimes Tony gets a little gitty GARYv/o Ya quit horseplayin and finish cleaning that damn table so we can move this god damn thing! DAVIDv/o First of all, I don horseplay and secondly didn y lls move this thing like five times! GARYv/o Just making sure! DAVIDv/o She is just visiting for a day or two, ain stayin forever! ANTHONYv/o Doesn make a difference, come on! DAVIDv/o Uh, come on what! GARYv/o Clean ! LEAH No, no Tony is more of curly Gary is like, Moe and Davy is Larry r is it Tony is Larry? MARIE Whoever this is great better than any corny Thanksgiving parade GREG You have to give Atlanta that, we may not have the Macy float but we aren short in slap stick TAMI Now which one is the guy with the big eye brows and thick glasses and that cigar? LEAH Uh, Wrong person genius! GREG Somebody slept through the quiz. TAMI Don like no old movies! MARIE Gotta love her, she doesn know a classic when it hits her but she tries! LEAH So why aren you helping out your buddy out there maybe be the fourth one what his name? MARIE Curly Joe? GARYv/o Watch it don leave that there, looks tacky! DAVIDv/o Honey here there whatever it a fuckin coffee she ain paying no mind! But what do I know, I don live here just a neighbor! ANTHONYv/o Will both of you stop and l finish! DAVIDv/o Don have to tell me, not the maid! GARYv/o Yes you are! DAVIDv/o I am a host, well was the host! ANTHONYv/o Knock it off! LEAH No, the other one, with hair? MARIE Fuck if I know I only know Larry, Moe and Curly , Curly Joe. TAMI Harpo! Everyone stares at her TAMI He had hair! GREG Anyway I don want to ruin their good time, besides isn Scotty the stooge with hair? MARIE Or at least Curly Joe. DAVID stops participating and joins them DAVID Now who are we calling Joey? Uh, no one in particular, Larry. LEAH No, no Curly. DAVID While y lls havin a hoot think this is Saturday morning programmin we could e had some assistance here not use to all this labor! To GREG DAVID Why don your wife proud and let her and me see those muscles at work GREG No deal kid, came for the food and mm, entertainment! DAVID Then why don amazons help m! LEAH Nope, one day a week without lifting with my shoulders is enough. TAMI You know not to ask me! LEAH Sweetie just because you strike a pose and hold a fucking book on your head, doesn mean you can lift nor clean! You do it all day! DAVID You go bitch, and I the originally it girl can do it all! MARIE Including bullshit? DAVID Ah, She-ra shant say a thing! MARIE Whatever! DAVID That right, now when is this boy coming back with this woman so we could get this shit over! And I don see what the fuss is all about! It only his damn sister, what she is gonna do! GREG Still uptight about the arrangement! DAVID Down start with me, mamma boy all the painful I e given up for that man! LEAH Leave my baby alone, just because you guys can handle a simple visit doesn mean you have to put it out on everyone! GREG Like you did with my mother, huh? LEAH Shut you up mamma boy! Your mother was the devil, ok! MARIE All parents are nightmares! LEAH That why you e not calling yours! GREG Stop giving her grief, if she don wanna call she! doesn wanna call! DAVID Mine was sweet, called me her little prince! TAMI But got a princess! DAVID Ain that the truth! Too bad some people never did take notice! To GARY, sarcastic GARY v/o I said I was sorry, you spoiled bitch! DAVID Somebody hold me before I will become a grieving convicted widow! SCOTT enters with some bags and DANA FOX, ANTHONY stepmother and GARY sister DAVID [mumbles] Ding dong the bitch is here! Embraces her DAVID We e been expecting you ey! DANA Uh, hello GARY and ANTHONY take notice DAVID Uh, I sorry avid, the lose and soon to be ex friend of Gary! to GARY DANA Ah, lived on my expectations of you, nice have met you. DAVID Unfortunately, you haven heard it all.. GARY to DAVID and DANA GARY Uh, that enough Davo buddy now let the nice woman breathe, k? Pushes him aside and embraces her GARY Hi ya sis! DANA Hey kiddo hope I didn interrupt anything GARY Nonsense, we e just fiddlin around you know.. maintenance, the holidays all DANA That great for a minute there I thought you were making a big fuss over me and you know I don really need that GARY Please sis, you l settle for simple just routine work, we do it all the time! DAVID and SCOTT smiles DANA Well that [to David] Ya know, he wasn as meticulous growing up.. I can tell you the chemistry set and the hamster DAVID Umm, I like to hear more of this Everyone except ANTHONY snickers GARY Umm, Davy old pal, don have stuff to do at your place? Hinting him DAVID No, I listening sounds like game we e played Continues with DANA GARY Thought it was important, amigo! Stressing his hint DAVID Not as important as MARIE I think he wants you to leave! DAVID I know sweetheart I just want him to remind me sir of where I stay? MARIE You don know where I stay? DAVID No I do smartass, just trying to see if he was paying attention ! DANA To what? DAVID Little old pet game me and my chum usually plays though I usually let m win and GARY David! DAVID Ok, ok Walking backward to door DAVID Don I need my keys! Hold out his to him GARY What keys? DANA Why would he have your keys? DAVID Silly boy, You remember me leaving m here after that night you try to some thing like that hamster thang your sister was telling me about GARY I think I know where they are To MARIE GARY[ in her ear] I have a hundred dollars if you can work with me here.. Hands her some money MARIE You left them with me, Silly boy Giving her keys to DAVID MARIE [in his ear] Touch and break any of my dildos you l die a young girl. DAVID [in her ear] Really, what would I want with infected and outdated items? I have taste! Pick her DAVID Ta, ta! He leaves. She go to GARY MARIE [in his ear] You know you e about to be a widow, Gary! GARY[ in her ear] It only for tonight MARIE [in his ear] That l be fifty extras you know GARY Yeah, I know, I know, I know ow sit down and be a good little girl! Shoves her back GARY Married folks! To DANA Puzzled DANA Ah, I don think they seem like the marrying type. Puts arm around shoulder GARY You be surprised what Mother Nature matches up, sis! DANA And forgotten about a marvelous guy He blushes thinking of some xcuse DANA Or should I say guys! And how is my step-son, anyways? Gestures @ ANTHONY who smirks back! GARY As you could see, he alive and kicking! DANA Great, thought he be a hand full SCOTT You can say that again! GARY Nonsense veryone fine just us swinging bachelors! DANA Oh, Scotty, didn I mention you e parents! SCOTT For good reason, I hope.. DANA Gotcha! Still bad blood, huh? SCOTT Let not go there here do you want these! GARY Hold on a sec SCOTT I e been doing that for the last thirty-some minutes! GARY The room next to mine, then.. SCOTT Great! Waiting for the keys GARY What.. [getting the hint]just go to the desk SCOTT Where David ? GARY At home, now go get the keys! SCOTT Ok, ok your highness! Goes to desk then to ANTHONY SCOTT You at least put the turkey in the oven? ANTHONY Uh, no cookie! SCOTT Tony, I asked you to do that four hours ago ANTHONY No you didn you said, you were gonna do it SCOTT Ah, wrong! I distinctly remember you saying will remember to do it ANTHONY Ah, no you e wrong.. in fact it was David that was suppose to do it! I distinctly remember that! SCOTT You really got it mixed up, I would trust David near cereal Remembering ANTHONY But I did, Oosp! SCOTT Oosp! Do you know how long it takes to cook a bird like that ANTHONY What an hour, thirty minutes SCOTT Try four hours! ANTHONY Three to four hours.. SCOTT Um, dinner is suppose to be ready like thirty minute from now ANTHONY Where David, he is suppose to have put it in SCOTT He at home.. wherever the hell that is! ANTHONY Marie place, I think SCOTT You think? ANTHONY Relax, it just a fucking bird! GARY Hey! What the problem? ANTHONY and SCOTT Nothing! GARY Why aren her stuff room? SCOTT I l get in just getting some added details for dinner today! GARY What added details? ANTHONY A few minor changes! DANA You e cooking I see! ANTHONY Yep, that is he cooking Points to SCOTT DANA Ooo, I forgot you can cook, then I l definitely look forward to this. GARY As soon as he gets your stuff out of the way SCOTT Gotcha, man! Goes to on [both mouthing] ANTHONY [I l call m!] SCOTT [No! I l call him!] He leaves. DANA looks around, impressed. DANA Too bad little bro, in fact, I very proud you! GARY Learned from the best! ANTHONY goes to them DANA Of course, and to think I thought you handle anything outside of sports and girls ANTHONY A lot has changed ! DANA As for you , and I thought this would another little phase be, but you also impressed me, not bad! Sees the wondering band or friends DANA These are the guess! GARY No more like loiterers o, these are just some of the people I know. Signals them over, GREG being the first to come GARY I think you met him before reg my business partner.. DANA Oh, hi, yet another example of your dualism abilities, here and that finance office.. GARY All in a days work! GREG Not without me, partner! They laugh, LEAH interrupts. LEAH Nor I, hey Mrs. Rhennes DANA Was Mrs. Butler, now Fox Greet her GREG Yeah, this is my fianc Leah. LEAH Marie and I run a florist shop down the street, you e met her DANA David wife? MARIE Yes, my soon to be Ex-husband. Not as enthusiastic DANA Now you don mean that, honey ? TAMI Yes she does, even though I think they love each other more! Hi I Tamara Martinez, or just plan call me Tami! DANA And you are TAMI Good friend to all specially Annie and company! MARIE Soon to be ex one at that! DANA Oh my why so many loses, will I shouldn complain after three husbands now my fourth! She laughs, MARIE accompanies her superficially Joining in GARY So, Tony did Scott mention when dinner is gonna be ready? ANTHONY Ah yeah soon.. I think let me check on that He goes to check , as does DANA come around nspecting the place more. Checking the patterns on the sofa DANA[condescending] Now you didn listen to me here Gary, remember I e said that bright colors bring more and better attention! GARY Yeah but I didn necessarily pick it out.. DANA Oh don mind me twerp, I just making my usual improvement advice, there always room for it! he smirk as she continues inspecting DANA So this is it! GARY [to himself] I hope so to what sis? DANA Your friends, didn you say you have a someone in the law enforcement and restaurant business? GARY Them! oh, I think they e having a rivate dinner together! NIKKI and JESSE enters, everyone pauses. NIKKI Well, hello, hello one and all! Slight relief GARY Ms. Nicholette Patterson , nice of you to drop? NIKKI Thank you Mr. Rhennes, will since the other half is on duty, Thought I spend time with my amily instead of alone, brought a friend and my famous curry goat stuffing ! JESSE Brought my home-made canned cranberry jelly? JESSE waves it, tension with MARIE towards JESSE grows. GARY Nice, more the merrier, I say! Greet her and him NIKKI Let get this thing started! Both step down, everyone greets her and, reluctantly, him. [idle conversation proceeds ] DANA [ to GARY] For a moment I would e thought he was the cop companion of hers! GARY No! he works with her, I guess Jason or Jesse, I think.. new guy in town, huh? DANA Thought he was pretty young for her! GARY Amongst other things! JESSE greets TAMI. Seeing this, MARIE freezes with anger and jealousy. He reluctantly goes to her. JESSE See they made you a prisoner here, too. She pauses, TAMI with a concerning looks smiles. TAMI Not so many familiar face though They laugh, MARIE stands emotionless MARIE Yeah, pulled my leg! Walks out TAMI And where are you going! MARIE See my husband and calling my folks! Leaves JESSE At least she look at me, her husband? TAMI I l explain later [dissolving in the group discussion ] SCENE ENDS SCENE FIVE INT. KITCHEN--DAY SCOTT checks the oven, turkey not closer to warm. Baffled, he then see the oven range is off. Holds his hand over his face, furious and hasty. GARY comes through GARY Hah, ha eed a break! Scotty tell me that this is some horrid dream.. SCOTT For who.. Getting a soda out of the refrigerator GARY For me of course, did you see how she was back there SCOTT She seems the same old Mrs. Butler-Fox to me GARY Not cool! Starts out like that, then did you see her arranging my arrangements nd then the gesture SCOTT Probably nothing. GARY No, that Dana talk for I don like this SCOTT Geez man, why don you just tell her the real deal! Wasn it you that convinced me of coming out? GARY Thais different and not as easy as you think it seems SCOTT You e not kidding, why I not having cooking at home, back there I was lucky to enough make water! GARY Excellent! SCOTT Uh huh! GARY Excellent, right? SCOTT Ah, yeah it , uh, there! GARY That how thanksgiving cooking is huh? SCOTT smiles outwardly GARY Hmm, that why we usually buy it already-made from the store ut I bet yours is more moist than those awful ones, glad to depend on you this year! Continues smiles as GARY leaves, SCOTT If you only knew. SCENE SIX INT.--LOBBY---DAYTIME ANTHONY from the side line watches as everyone continues. SCOTT tugs his sleeve. SCOTT We e in deep shit! ANTHONY Why? She not bothering us, yet. SCOTT I not talking about that, dumbass! ANTHONY The food thing! He didn ? SCOTT Yes, shithead! Now what am I gonna do in less twenty minute twelve hungry including your step mother when only thing I have is side items? ANTHONY Put out what you have and call it a day. SCOTT On Thanksgiving, think, man! ANTHONY Why are you making a big deal out of this? SCOTT Because am relied with the main course... I not gonna let anyone down with this, especially for you know who Points to DANA ANTHONY If you ask me, you should look at yourself for this SCOTT Excuse me! ANTHONY You didn make enough, plus what about you checked it yourself instead of depending on anyone else especially at SCOTT How could I e checked if I picking up your step mother ANTHONY Why can't you just go to the store and pick one up? SCOTT What store is open on Thanksgiving ,Tony? ANTHONY Don have to remind me there something open SCOTT I other things to do here, Tony, I don have time all over just for a damn turkey ANTHONY I can't do anything with it either, remember, Dana?! I don see why you e making a big deal of this Waves @ DANA SCOTT Don get me started on you DANA comes over DANA And how are my two boys, or should I say young men doing? ANTHONY Fine, Dee.. SCOTT Never been better! DANA Splendid! And you do parents proud, Scotty, are you going to school here ou can learn from this young man here, Tony! He has one foot on the ground Also making thanksgiving dinner, I hear? Grabs ANTHONY SCOTT Yes ma m DANA You really should take on responsibilities like that! Betcha he laying in bed all day not working, huh.. what to do with you.. ANTHONY sneers . SCOTT Actually he She interrupts DANA Hmm, can't wait to taste that turkey of yours, Scotty nd when is it gone be ready? ANTHONY Yeah, how long, remodel! SCOTT Soon! Rolling his eye at him DANA I sure hope so I know it gonna turn out great! SCOTT Let me go and check, Tony would you like to help me out? Hints, but offended he sneer at him ANTHONY No you have one foot on the ground, and me, stranded in midair.. SCOTT Really you need the responsibility! Grabs his arm and dragging him out DANA Do you a lot of good! In a condescending manner SCOTT Sure will! And me too.. They go into the kitchen SCENE ENDS SCENE SEVEN INT.---MARIE'S LOFT---DAYTIME MARIE walks in , sees her apartment totaled, radio left on, and Her dildo buzzing in the background. DAVID sits on the sofa watching the parade on TV eating chips and making rude com- ments Gripping on a paper she picks up, she bites her tongue. MARIE The hell is this! DAVID Your apartment, I believe! Throwing the paper down MARIE Mommy forgot to teach you house etiquette! Searches her place DAVID We are married right! So, if I gonna stay here with y ll I gonna make it more comfy, honey! Finds her dildo MARIE When that woman leaves hought you said you weren touching my shit! Gets her dildo , that continues to buzz DAVID I not gonna sit here bored to tears Turns it off MARIE Now I have to disinfect all of this ary DAVID Ask me, I made it better, beside I shocked you have to use plastic aide to gratify your sex lives! MARIE Personal toys! Gary, that another hundred bucks! DAVID Aren you suppose to be eating and festive with my soon to be ex and his sister? MARIE If I were so lucky ith the exception of now, had an unpleasant visitor so I calling my folks! Picks up the phone, and dials DAVID So a glance in the got you calling! Phone on shoulder MARIE Want to live to see tomorrow, princess guess who? Marie father picks up MARIE'S FATHER v/o Look what the trash man left us with MARIE Fine and how are you.. MARIE'S FATHER v/o How do you think I should be, after years of nothing from you? MARIE Only six years and three Christmas cards! MARIE'S FATHER v/o Three years ago? MARIE You know I alive MARIE'S FATHER v/o And you want something MARIE To say, [sighs] Happy Holidays?! laughing sarcastically MARIE'S FATHER v/o This is a true riot! Debbie, your so-called oving daughter who never gave a shit at anytime is on the saying appy holidays! MARIE You can at least be a father and say something I like. oh, I don know love too sweet pea! MARIE'S FATHER v/o The way you returned the sentiments by leaving us with that dyke friend Ramona, with no acknowledgements or consideration, now you want to say hit me with this said excuse of sympathy?! What do you take me for? MARIE A parent I thought, can speak to mom? MARIE'S FATHER v/o She like me, doesn have time to deal with sleaze! Why don you do both of us a favor and never contact us again? Hangs up Holding her composure she grips the phone, then slowly hangs it up. Keep silent, she continues picking up the space. MARIE Messy lil bitch, aren you, last time I let you anything here! DAVID Told you before, Not all is me you damn lezzies need to take some recognition ! MARIE Whatever just watch TV, huh? SCENE ENDS SCENE EIGHT EXT. ----HOUSING PROJECT-----DAYTIME CARLA and her partner FRANK patrol the empty area. FRANK Man, what I give to be at home now! CARLA Don talk about home to me, Frankie, why in hell name did I agree to this FRANK Easy for you to say my son mother has a restrain, a restrain! CARLA She pick up sense FRANK Ha, ha Adams, she said I don pay child support, freaking crack head! CARLA Woman has to have a habit! FRANK Dirty one her and her boyfriend CARLA Thank you! FRANK Christmas will be different, mark my word! CARLA Humph, you know right now my baby is having a feast at Gary and I stuck here! FRANK What a big shing dig! CARLA Gary usually throws a dinner every year, never missed one FRANK Till now CARLA Probably prepping for that turkey with all the trimmings! FRANK Shit you e making hungry, please continue.. SCENE ENDS SCENE NINE INT.---B'N'B KITCHEN---DAYTIME SCOTT paces while ANTHONY calmly sits on the cabinet. ANTHONY So what up genius ? SCOTT We need to buy a turkey! ANTHONY Smarter every minute! SCOTT Stop fucking around ANTHONY Didn you say every store is closed! SCOTT I didn say that, don putting words in my mouth! aid that most stores are! ANTHONY So where are most stores that are open? SCOTT Do I look like I know! GARY enters GARY Got Dana quiet for now, and everyone GARY (CONT.) mouth is watering, so where that bird.. Searching the pans GARY See everything but don see any bird how it looking. SCOTT Bird? GARY The main course of this feast! SCOTT Yeah t l be ready soon, still have time! GARY I completely understand, just wanna see how it looks Is that it there! Points to the uncooked bird wrapped by the oven. About to open it, but Anthony ANTHONY No! GARY It must be in the oven! I l just take a peak Goes to the oven, SCOTT grabs him SCOTT No, Huh Interrupts ANTHONY It not there either! GARY Then where is it! SCOTT Huh its, Ahh Hesitantly ANTHONY I took it outside! SCOTT Yeah, It outside?! GARY Outside, for what? SCOTT Yeah, for what, Tony? ANTHONY Don you remember me saying it was too hot! His mother ole southern secret. GARY His mother? ANTHONY She makes the best! SCOTT Gotta trust dear ole mom! GARY I may not be from the south, but never heard of that ANTHONY Keeps that fresh urkey taste SCOTT No, gritty oven after taste, should try it GARY Let get it out then! Goes to the back door ANTHONY No! Grabbing him SCOTT It has to reel in that fresh southern air for that smoky taste? GARY Really new to me! ANTHONY Don you trust us uncle Gary? GARY Ok, the master at work, huh! ing him ANTHONY And we should not disturb the master! SCOTT We l call you GARY But Shoved out Both blocking the door ANTHONY Now we e at step one SCOTT Shut up and call Davy! SCENE ENDS SCENE TEN INT.---B'N'B LOBBY---DAYTIME Everyone sits around waiting , along with JESSE stands while DANA, chatters on. DANA .you know you favor this young I knew back in Chicago JESSE Whatever happened then, ma m, I was drunk and used a condom. DANA Oh I got it! JESSE Cool jacket! DANA Touch on the ring ! JESSE Oh, a gift from a pass good friend. DANA Christmases past ell, whoever they were had good taste Then glances at TAMI as she talk with the rest JESSE Yep, she did. CUT TO: LEAH, GREG, NIKKI, and TAMI sitting on the couch NIKKI What taking him so long ? TAMI That right, I can eat the whole bird plus! GREG Wouldn that damage your figure and ruin your career? LEAH With her stomach made of iron, which I hate her for! Eat a tree and gain nothing She then glances back at JESSE, both wave GREG You gain a pound just looking at a cheeseburger LEAH Which means what Greggy! GREG Nothing, babe ore loving in the oven! NIKKI Calling you fat, Lee baby! LEAH Not if he wants you to live! GREG No, no I wasn to TAMI]can you believe them ganging up on me, huh! TAMI continues staring inattentive TAMI Huh, yeah...but I still waiting for that bird! NIKKI So are we! Bet it off the hook, at usual! GREG For someone at eighteen he a regular Julia Childs! I wish I married him! LEAH As opposed to.. GREG No one, again, I stating on his accuracy, Hitler SCENE ENDS SCENE ELEVEN INT.---B'N'B KITCHEN/MARIE'S LOFT---DAYTIME SCOTT on the phone, as it rings, DAVID answers the phone. DAVID[AT LOFT] Anne Marie House of disorder, who beckons? SCOTT[AT KITCHEN] David, why did you forget to do what you promise to do! DAVID[AT LOFT] Forget what? SCOTT v/o Forgot to start the turkey! DAVID Wasn my job, I don know how use this thing, honey! Can't cook cereal, remember! SCOTT v/o Tony said you were you agreed to! DAVID Ah no! you were suppose do it! SCOTT [AT KITCHEN] Ah whatever the case, we e bird less! DAVID v/o And you want from me SCOTT I need something DAVIDv/o Make sandwiches! SCOTT[AT KITCHEN] No I need to find a store open and close, quickly! DAVID[LOFT] Do I look like the yellow pages! SCOTT v/o I need not to answer that, but we need your help, please! DAVID pauses and sighs SCOTT[AT KITCHEN] I got the lobby and the rooms tonight and will throw in Southern Comfort! DAVID v/o You e not old enough to buy , don worry, mama coming with a bird! SCOTT[AT KITCHEN] Ah man, you don know how much I appreciate this DAVID Just shut up and look pretty for your daddy! SCOTT Thanks! Hangs up DAVID The things I do for my babies Picks up his key, Then overhears muffled sobbing in the bathroom. He sees MARIE cramped over crying by the sink. Goes to comfort her DAVID Looks like someone did a number on you? MARIE Nothing, David DAVID Sounds more like something, it was your folks! MARIE For the last time, David! DAVID You ain fooling no one , especially me I knew it was them! MARIE Don be stupid, they e just a little upset! I Haven call them, all this time DAVID From your expression, I e seen ya at ya worst, and lil upset, I don buy! MARIE Never listen to Leah, huh? Starting crying again DAVID Baby, Baby! you know I always say there silver lining in every cloud MARIE For Christ sake, not every one has the privileged life mommy and daddy gave you, pretty boy! Pulls away DAVID Before we can you there, not all glitter is gold, believe me! So you shouldn have to slam me your holidays is wrecked! I tell you it ain a picnic for me MARIE Your boyfriend is hiding you from his sister, isn much to being disowned all together! Turns her back DAVID It is for me, you e not the only person who haven heard from their family! MARIE Kidding me! Rich boy wipes her eyes DAVID Yes, left my parents at sixteen never heard from them since, but it doesn hurt me? DAVID Lived like a damn stiff porcelain doll in that house! I had to leave, so I did tayed on the streets, hungry and begging, not pretty for diva like me! MARIE Now that is hard to see you as.. DAVID Then I met Gary, hmm, he dusted me off then made me his princess MARIE Thanks for turning my story into your fairy tale.. DAVID Bitch, the point I making is nothing comes easy, I not letting my ghost bring me down! I have a second chance, new family, and by God grace, ain looking back! You have Tami ,Gary, Nikki them and your mama, and I sho ain leaving ya! MARIE Unfortunately! DAVID I l take that as a thank you, since I know there a Human being in this hing ! Getting up MARIE Yeah whatever, babe! Hugs her DAVID Come on and let go into town with mama They get up SCENE ENDS SCENE TWELVE EXT.----HOUSING PROJECT----DAYTIME CARLA and FRANK continues patrolling by feet. CARLA Didn we repeat this before FRANK Yeah like three hours ago CARLA Humph, seems like three second ago FRANK Come on Adams don tell me you e bored with this! CARLA A change would do me good. FRANK I l admit it ain the browns and the bears but it beats office or traffic duty CARLA At least I be home faster Then a ruckus is heard a block off FRANK Well you may have to save that Carly looks like we e getting something more exciting than the Browns game! CARLA All I need! They run towards the commotion SCENE ENDS SCENE THIRTEEN INT.---B'N'B DINNING ROOM---DAYTIME Everyone is seated in a rectangle table except ANTHONY, and SCOTT who are in the kitchen waiting for DAVID. To GARY DANA My, my this setting looks great! GARY smiles DANA You know it would be better if you did it buffet style, hmm? GARY Yeah, sis, but we decided on this! DANA We who? GARY We e! I always talk in second person. DANA Bad habit, you know. interrupts GREG[sitting across] As worst as this wait? LEAH Enough interior design critique, where the food? ANTHONY walks out holding a few dishes, everyone expresses their relief. GARY About time, let get that! Helps him. Takes it out of his hand GARY So he has it inside, right? ANTHONY Uh, it hard to tell GARY How hard is it to tell, either its in or out! ANTHONY Still outside, I think GARY Why? ANTHONY Or in I l check goes in the kitchen SCENE FOURTEEN INT.---B'N'B KITCHEN---DAYTIME SCOTT still restless, hastily preps whatever is there. ANTHONY walks back in to get some more dishes ANTHONY Hasn come in yet! SCOTT [Sarcastic tone] Is that right?! ANTHONY We e deeper shit, if he doesn show! Maybe you e right, there isn any store open today! SCOTT Ya think?! ANTHONY We have to do something SCOTT Like what! ANTHONY The shit if I know, you have bunch of hungry people and no main course running out of excuses SCOTT That watcha get for not doing what you said ANTHONY I told you I was too busy nyway you asked him to buy the turkey, so don blame it all on me! JESSE enters Looking through the dishes JESSE What cooking? Also notices uncooked bird JESSE Or not! JESSE Ah, it a lot better when it cooked! SCOTT No shit! Now that to your number on fan! JESSE Aren you the cheerful chef! SCOTT Look man, don start with me... JESSE Dude, I was just trying to be nice! SCOTT Please don try! ANTHONY We e not really in the mood for anything, man! We have a little dilemma here with the...turkey.. SCOTT I asked to do a simple thing ANTHONY Yeah you did! SCOTT So you admit it! ANTHONY To shut you up, I didn ok!? Sorry don Fucking hang me! SCOTT You won have to worry about that when everyone Finds out there is no turkey........ ANTHONY Hey, it wasn completely my fault! Besides didn you ask David to get another? SCOTT That not the point and you had to ask David! JESSE Ok, this is a little better than dinner @ home! NIKKI enters NIKKI Seeing if I could help with anything, particularly my curry goat stuffing! Looks at the uncooked bird, and the expressions on their faces. NIKKI this is what we e gonna be eating... JESSE Yummy, raw and tasty! SCOTT Thank you smart ass why don you go back And aggravate somebody girlfriend or something! JESSE Don put it out on my because you e a Lousy cook! SCOTT I can cook asshole, I just forgot to no ( Points to ANTHONY) This fool forgot to... turn on the oven ANTHONY Told ya I was fucking busy... NIKKI Come y ll it just let Gary know what happened he a reasonable guy , we all fuck sometimes SCOTT That not the point , it the principal! NIKKI The bird isn cooked! GARY enters, seeing his appearance SCOTT quickly hide the bird GARY It has to be done Stalling him SCOTT It has to be at perfect timing, Southern Tradition GARY Southern Tradition my ass, Which is now Pushing him out of the way. Opens the door DAVID and MARIE stands holding a cooked turkey. DAVID Hey! GARY About time ou and this southern tradition! Grabbing the turkey and leaves DAVID Shit even that turkey gets more attention from than me! Looks at MARIE MARIE What new! DAVID You better be glad I love you today... SCOTT You don know how much Goes to greet him DAVID Oh hush, I told you nd southern tradition? Walking him out SCOTT Long story Following behind them JESSE and NIKKI holds some dishes JESSE Better than the parade and the Browns and Bears game put together! She nods to agree, leaving ANTHONY to clean up SCENE ENDS SCENE FIFTEEN INT.---B'N'B DINNING AREA---DAYTIME GARY comes in with the turkey, everyone cheers and sits excepts GARY who remains stands getting everyone attention. GARY Ok, before we go on and do what we came to do, I like to say how happy not only to have my sergeant family, but my dear sister and her step son Anthony but also Scott who been a excellent here and as with every year here since 1985.. DANA interrupts DANA I like to add some thing GARY Ah, sis I was trying finish She stands DANA You will just wait It has been I pleasure here, seeing my little brother accomplishments and the interesting people GARY Ah, sis DANA I know, I may have been strict in the past, but from what I e seen now, it paid though, I wished you been more honest about you and David, but I understand the politics, and still wish both of you the best as with Scott and Tony! You know if you e not careful you can be an example to the world! she sits, DAVID smiles and GARY look shocked GARY How did you DANA A sister knows! Kisses him on cheek GARY Ok, without further ado ANTHONY slowly walks to GARY, whispers something in his ear. He pauses in shock and devastation. Sits down holding hand on face. GARY My God! GARY (CONT'D) (To NIKKI) It Carla she was shot... Everyone mumble, Shocked NIKKI freezes. DANA grabs her shoulder; her head falls on it. THE END We e Half Way There Episode six : We Gather Together..... By Bryant Mclemore 2 1