Draco: Feel the fear, ladies and gentleman
Hermione: Im beginning to wonder why we dont simply knaw through our wrists to
escape
Harry: Cause were tied by our legs.
Hermione: Well... if we pass out, maybe we wont have to deal with stupid crossover shit.
Ron: Youre starting to get Vulgar. You need a break.
One Thousand yrs. ago, in a galaxy called the milky way…
Hermione: Is it really so hard to spell out y-e-a-r-s? Is it!?!?
Draco: Down tigress... were just getting started
Harry: I hate when people act like theyre writing to someone outside our universe.
(The real one not the chocolate bar..)
Ron: Are you saying a Milky Way isnt real?
Hermione: I dont even think she knows what shes saying
there stood a peaceful & otherwise serene city named Crystal Tokyo.
Harry: Jeese, you think theyd narrow it down further than this galaxy before getting to the
city
Hermione: You also think theyd realize people dont re-name capital cities after rocks.
One fateful day , Queen Quirell
Harry: Oh lord...
Draco: Its not that hard to imagine. Just replace the turban with a crown and put him in a
dress.
Harry: ...I actually didnt *want* to imagine it
attacked the city w/ Voldemort’s power
Hermione: Did the city have Voldemorts power or was Quirrel using it
Harry: The world may never know.
Draco: And the world is glad as hell.
( imagine a gigantic silver snake slithering and spitting on everything…good..)
Hermione: Dear, you dont need to put these things in author narrarations. It isnt hard to
explain them in actual description
So…. The ruler of Crystal Tokyo, Albus Dumbledore,
Hermione: ....riiiight.
Harry: Do cities have rulers?
sent 7 warriors to defend the earth, the closest planet from the city.
Draco: So this city... *isnt* on earth... but it uses an earth city name and is written in
English. Right.
Using his magic scepter as a baseball bat, He hits the seven sailor senshi towards the
earth.
Harry: Well that seems like it would hurt
Hermione: And that wed die in the airlessness of space or the fire of entering the
atmosphere. You know.
Percy: Now.. in our time and age, the evil Queen Quirell has resided on a place where she
can work her evil deeds and… produce evil people..
Draco: *Porn Music*
Hermione: Are you implying that Queen Quirrel is spending the time having intercourse
and getting pregnant, to ‘produce people’?
Draco: You take the fun out of absolutely everything.
and in another place a normal high school boy …. Protects the city by transforming into
Sailor Gryffindor!
Ron: How does Percy know all this?
Harry Potter: I am Sailor Gryffindor! Defender of justice, and spellcaster
Draco: No, your a dick in a dress. Stop it. Now.
Harry: For writing entire stories about us, very few authors seem to respect us in the least
Extraordinaire.!
Draco: ...all right, your an annoying dick in a dress.
Percy: As you might have heard that is Sailor Gryffindor, but he also has a protector
namely Tuxedo Mask !
Hermione: I dont know many Sailor Scouts who are guys.
Draco: By the looks of things, you still dont.
Harry: Hey!
Sirius Black: +Comes in wearing a suit that’s quite above his usual style, meaning
waaaaay too classy for him+
Hermione: We know how to speak English. Why are you writing a story like a play, or an
MST?
Harry: And if Sirius’s name is Tuxedo Mask, why is suit about his usual dress style?
hey every- +trips and gets up quickly+ Well. That wasn’t so bad.. +brushes himself off+
Hermione: That was quite pointless
Harry: And wastefull.
Draco: And annoying.
A/N: Okay, I’m stopping here.. for a few reasons.. 1st reason..
Draco: You have a soul?
wondering if you people like it…do you like it? 2nd
Draco: You have a brain?
It’s freaky.. 3rd….
Draco: I have a knife to your temple?
I’ll continue if you want to.. so I’d better get reviews to tell me you want me to continue!!
Thankie!
Harry: Well... youve given your completely unvalued opinion, Draco. Final thoughts,
Ron, Hermione?
Ron: It was basically a waste of 0’s and 1’s needed to write computer code and form
those letters.
Hermione: Oh yeah. And dont even get me started on the way it takes up space on FF.nets
servers...