By: Chibi Jeshiku
Draco: *Groans* There are way too many Chibis in the world. I dont even know what the hell it means
Harry: Yeah, well, me either.
Draco: Tell me again why we agreed to do this again?
Harry: Personal pride. And you have to admit its better now... *kicks up the leg rest on his chair*
Ron: Yeah. Those ropes hurt like hell.
Disclaimer: Nope, I don't own any of the Harry Potter characters. Those are owned
by J.K.Rowling. I do however own the character, Jessie Madison.
Hermione: Oh god yay! Just what I wanted for the comeback MST! A Mary Sue!
Note: Yes, I know, Draco dies in this story.
Draco: What!?
Ron: *Snickers* Should be a good show. *Flips up his leg rest*
Draco: *Grabs the leg rest and pushed the entire chair over onto its back* Cram it, Weasley.
Tis quite sad.
Ron: *Brushes himself off* Nah...
Hermione: Why the hell is she telling us this already?
This story was
inspired by a Neon Genesis Evangelion song, "Come Sweet Death".
This is also
my first Harry Potter fic. I hope you like it even though it sucks.
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Harry: Look! A fence!
Draco: ...you did not take nearly a long enough break
Ever since Harry's first year at Hogwarts it's been a living hell between
the Gryffindors and the Slytherins.
Ron: So what, between the two towers theres a pit of fire and a guy with a pitchfork?
Draco: Good point... I really dont think it can be living hell between two things
Now it was their 5'th year.
Harry: Uh... goody?
There was a Gryffindor girl who didn't
like the fighting between the two houses.
Hermione: I dont think any Gryffindor likes the fighting between the two houses. Even though the majority
of both houses are simply indifferent unless adressing the slytherins as a whole.
Her name was Jessie Madison.
Harry: (Announcers Voice) And entering the ring... at 105 pounds, 5 feet 7... she is the sultan of suck, the
doll of dull, the queen of boriiiiiiing.... MARY! SUE!
Draco: You are getting way too mean and sarcastic. Get off my gimmick.
She
was a strange girl.
Hermione: Yeah, that was a cheack when we learned she was going to Hogwarts.
Had powers beyond her normal witch magic. She had
psychic powers.
Draco: Oh lord spare me.
Hermione: Being psychic *is* a witch power, just a very unconfirmed one. Stupid ‘forseeing the future’...
Ron: Youll never get over her calling you untalented, will you?
Sometimes she couldn't controll them.
Draco: Well then its not really a power. Its a time bomb. Inside her head.
Ron: Ouch...
Thankfully she didn't
short out and cause people's heads to explode.
Hermione: Erm, yes. Thankfully. Thankfully the cow didnt do it either. Cause psychic power is reading
minds and such. I dont think you can do anything physically with it.
Ron: Cant you move dishes?
Hermione: Thats ESP. Different.
Dumbledore let her in because
she for one was homeless,
Harry: So theyd send her to relatives like they did with me.
had nobody to turn to,
Draco: Which would explain the homelessness.
and, well, she was a witch.
Hermione: Weve been over that.
She was picked on by others, even made fun of by Harry, Hermione, and Ron.
Hermione: I dont make fun of anyone!
Harry: I only make fun of Draco.
Ron: ...well, I make fun of some people, but not a poor orphan girl from our own House!
The only person she acutally got along with was her pet Cat,
Draco: Her pets name is cat?
Hermione: I think it *is* a cat
Draco: Ah. So she gets along with an animal. Big freakin deal.
Seraphim.
Draco: So its not a cat. Its a six winged freak of nature. Got ya.
She also could talk to animals.
Hermione: Jesus... this is all powerful Mary Sue and beyond.
One day she could take no more of the constant
fighting.
Draco: Youd think people mocking her would effect her more. Wait, so this girls a Parseltongue?
Hermione: I guess...
Draco: I thought all the natural born Parseltongues went to Slytherin?
It all started with the usual fight between Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter.
Harry: We have a routine fight we do every day?
Draco: Apparently. That sure sounds boring.
"Well, well, well. Looky what we have here. Potter, the mudblood and the
idiotic red-head. Where you going, Potter? Going to save the world again?"
Draco: *Sighs* No, no, NO. First of all, I dont say *looky*. Second, Potter is a second generation
Mudblood, so I dont think the name applies. And red-head is not an insult. And I dont care where hes going.
And he never saved the world to begin with.
Ron: ....you take your insults very seriously, dont you?
Draco: Oh yes.
Malfoy
gave his usual, devilish smirk and his two "friends" wait,
Hermione: You arent supposed to use ‘wait’ in narrarations.
more like
goons, Crabbe and Goyle laughed stupidly after he said his piece.
Draco: My piece? Was this all scripted? Christ, we do repeat the same fight...
Harry glared.
"Shut up, Malfoy! At least I have real friends."
Draco: That was powerful Harry. Really. Im crying.
Harry: *Mutters* Shut up... Id never actually say that
Just as Harry finished his sentence
Jessie walked by and stopped as she heard this.
Hermione: Technically, if she walked by, shed already be gone.
She just stood glaring at them.
Draco: Jesus, no wonder people mock her. Shes a presumtuous bitch.
Hermione gave her a strange look. It looked like she was trying to smile and be nice
to her.
Hermione: At least they stopped the stupid part about me making fun of her.
Draco: Even though it does create a plot hole.
"Uhmm...hello, Jessie. How are you today?"
Hermione: I took time to think about it and thats the master work I came up with? *Sighs*
Jessie blinked and replied,
"I'm fine thank you. I have something to say to you all."
Draco: (Hermione) Yes... well... we dont care. Your personal preferences cant effect a five year rivalry.
Hermione: That was pretty accurate
Draco: (Hermione) And I have big teeth.
Hermione: Hey!
Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle
sniggered and finally Malfoy decided to speak up. "What is it, freak? Come to
scare us with your stupid powers?"
Draco: So we know about her power to read minds. Thats different...
Harry: Why even bother talking? She knows what we mean
he spat. Jessie glared but was blushing very lightly.
Draco: Actually, the correct answer was to reveal some embarassing childhood incident about me. Some
people have no sense of retaliation.
"No, but if you don't shut the fuck up maybe I will! Loser.
Draco: *Falls off his chair laughing* Im wounded! Really! *Laughs* Even Muggle twelve year olds have
more maturity than that!
Harry: Get up...
Draco: *Rises to his feet, snickering* An outcast calling me a loser. That would be when Crabbe and Goyle
simple laughed in her face and threw her back into her freak zone
I was just going to say
is that I hate Slytherin and Gryffindor fighting all the time.
Harry: Erm... why? Most people find it entertaining. Even I do, sometimes.
Draco: Everyone needs a hobby.
You act like children.
Draco: Yeah. We should just call each other loser. Much better.
Grow up and get a god damn life."
Hermione: Modern day world- people with no friends do not get a chance to talk like this. Some should.
Just not this one.
They were all baffled at her language. Malfoy
on the other hand was quite entertained by this.
Draco: Eh... entertained. Disgusted. Whichever.
"You sure have a mouth on you, missie."
Draco: Oh come on. Marcus Flint uses the F word seven times to describe a new born puppy. This foul
mouthed bint wouldnt phase me.
he said seriously. Jessie smiled, "I know, I do, don't I?
Harry: ...displaying, once again, she is the master of comebacks.
Look. I'm sorry for
the language and all, but I'm sick and tired of it!
Hermione: Im sick and tired of the language too.
Ron: Ditto that.
Look. I also wanted to ask you
if you all would be nicer to me.
Hermione: ...*Puts head in hands*
Harry: This is obviously written by a popular person, or a very deluded little outcast.
Getting treated like this hurts. You have
no idea what I've been through.
Harry: Yeah, lets compare pasts, and Ill cry for you.
Maybe I'll tell you so you'll know why I'm like this."
Draco: Yes. Give us more ammo for mockery.
At that she walked off to her potions class.
Hermione: ...so I guess thats a *no* on the discussing her past issue.
During potions Jessie was making an antidote for something. She didn't quite
know what though.
Hermione: So were throwing random ingredients in the cauldron and hoping it comes out allright?
Snape had grown to hate her more than he did Harry
Draco: Yeah. Way to tell us *why* that is.
Harry: Hm. So Ms. Mary Sue has a worst past than me, more problems, and Snape hates her worse. And she
talks to a wider variety of animals.
Draco: Looks like shes trying to take over the series.
and that was
pretty much if it was more than Harry.
Hermione: Which it is. Weve been over that. Lets move on.
Snape looked over at Jessie, who was seated far
back away from everyone else and quietly working.
Draco: So what drew his attention? The wave after wave of bitchiness that rolls out from her?
Hermione: Thinking back, why wasnt she mentioned in earlier years of school? They wouldnt let her join
straight to 5th year.
He got up from his chair
and strode over to her. Jessie noticed there was a shadow lurking over her.
Harry: Shadows in the potion room? Its dark as hell in there. Shadows require light.
"What?" she snapped.
Hermione: Ouch. Thats 10 points from Gryffindor right there.
"Miss, Madison, you sure have an attitude today. What is
possibly the matter?
Draco: Dr. Snape is here. Get on his couch.
Harry: Snape really doesnt talk that way. At all.
Wait, is it because nobody will work with you because they're
afraid you might hurt them? Is that it?" he chuckled in an evil tone still lurking
over her.
Hermione: Its just coming into scope how truly much background info we *dont* have, but need in this
story.
Harry: I dont think Snapes allowed to mock a childs past and powers. Even he doesnt go ‘haha your parents
are dead’ to me.
Jessie looked up. "Shut up before I hurt you,"
Hermione: Woah! 50 points off, and some serious detention time.
she replied rather loud,
Hermione: And class disruption. Thats ten more.
loud enough for the entire class to hear her.
Hermione: A *lot* of class disruption. Make that 15.
The room went silent and the whole
class turned to stare at Jessie and Snape.
Harry: Shouldnt he give her detention is his really quiet, spooky voice?
Hermione: That would be in *decent* writing.
"Looks like you disturbed my class, Miss Madison.
Ten points from Gryffindor.
Draco: Thats about 90 less than she would have really earned by now.
This set Jessie off. "DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH?!"
she shouted at him
Hermione: ...yikes. 25 more points.
Draco: She seems to rely on her past as a shield a lot.
Harry: Why would Snape *care* what shes been through?
. He turned around and glared,
Harry: So hes facing away from her now, glaring at the wall?
"No. I don't. Why don't you tell
the whole class about your freakish life."
Draco: I dont think Snape is dumb enough to set himself up for a firing like that.
Jessie had no choice. She didn't
want to get expelled from her only home so she began to speak,
Hermione: I think speaking is what has almost got her expelled thus far.
"Well. For one,
I've been homeless all my life,
Draco: Somehow I doubt that, unless she was born from homeless people. Speaking of which, theres no
such thing as a homeless wizard. They just summon a house.
except when I was taken in by a hospital. My parents were killed, mutilated by some
dumbass muggles when I was three.
Harry: Well theres confirmation of Dracos plot hole.
Hermione: I dont think any amount of Muggles could kill two adult wizards. Its called Disapparating.
Draco: She should have said Voldemort did it. At least then its a cheap sympathy pop, even though it would
create even more plot holes, unless it happened a week before he dissapeared.
I've been living on the streets ever since.
Hermione: I thought a hospital took her in...
Secondly,
I have these psychic powers.
Draco: Which sounds pretty cool to have, actually.
When the hospital took me in when I was 5 they
did bad things to me.
Hermione: Why is Snape even letting her do this?
Harry: *Shrugs* Because the great and powerful Ms. Mary Sue demands it?
Expirimented on me, gave me injections of all sorts to enhance
my power.
Hermione: This is a *hospital*. They are there to help people.
Harry: Not to mention even if they did know about her powers, there’s no Muggle technology that would
effect it.
Locked me up in a cold, metal room and tied me down to a restraining bed.
Draco: *Plays his Porn Music*
Hermione: Youve just been itching do to that, havent you?
I got out of that and escaped.
Draco: *Adds to her list of Mary Sue abilities* Walk through walls.
I've been abused by people on the street.
Draco: Why doesnt the silly bint go to an orphanage?
Hermione: And where is she living, anyway? Evil hospitals, street people everywhere. Abusive ones at that.
Harry: Rotterdam, maybe.
Hermione: *Sighs* Harry, that book takes place hundreds of years from now
Harry: *Grins* Yeah, well, I still like it
That's where I got
those funny scars on my face and arms.
Draco: And they didnt mention these in her description.... why?
Harry: Does anyone else realize were all just supporting characters in this. This is a Psychic Bitch fan fiction,
not an HP one...
I got a letter by owl telling me that I
got accepted here to go to school.
Hermione: I thought she showed up and Dumbledore took her in. Otherwise he would know she existed.
Harry: Of course, she could never reach it to begin with.
Hermione: Good point. And yet another plot hole
I got a job and earned enough money to get
my stuff.
Hermione: So a twelve year old homeless person with scars got a job? Hm. The job markets a lot better than
some say.
I thought I'd have a new life here and acutally have friends and people
who cared. I don't.
Draco: Maybe you should, you know, stop threatening to kill them.
My only friend and creature that gives a crap about me is
my pet cat, Seraphim. That's what's wrong with me."
Draco: I have an inkling the cats not too fond of her too
The class was silent for a few more
minutes. They all finally understood.
Harry: No.... no they dont. Because that was all melodramic spouting filled with impossibilies, and they all
probably think shes lying.
TO BE CONTINUED!
Draco: Three words that make me doubt the existence of god.
Gomen, minna! Sorry if it's hard to read....but I hope you liked it even though
it sucks!
Draco: No. No I dont.
Harry: People. If you know it sucks- REVISE IT!!!
PREVIEW OF CH2: War is starting to break out between Gryffindor and Slytherin.
Jessie's powers grow even stronger and get out of control and she begins to start
shorting out! Will she cause anybody a painful death? Will people realize that all
she wants is to have something in life to enjoy? Find out in Ch.2!
Draco: So were ignoring the fact that the teachers wouldnt allow this war, that psychic powers dont actually
hurt people, that all death is painful one way or the other, and EVERYONE wants something in life to
enjoy.
Harry: ...Im going to count that as your closing comments. Hermione?
Hermione: Well, there were plot holes, inconsistensies, and impossiblities. At least the grammat and spelling
didnt suck.
Ron: Too bad the main character did. People dont sympathize with whiney little ‘why me’ girls who threaten
to kill people. Thats why Carrie wasnt too well liked.