Hermione: Oh, this ones about me. Goody.
‘Well I’m going to be in sixth grade next year.
Draco: Looks like you got the syndrome I had in the first MST we ever did- skitzophrenia badficcilus
Hermione: Honestly. Im smart enough to chart these thoughts down in my mind.
What am I going to do, Ron’s dating Lavender and Ginny’s dating Draco, who am I going to date?
Harry: Thats an interesting take on life. I need to date *someone* or Im going to die! Jesus....
Well there’s always Harry.
Draco: You sound like quite the prime pick of beef there, Harry
Harry: Sodder. Off.
No, I don’t think so, I mean Harry’s cute and all, but wait, why am I thinking about him I don’t have a crush
on him or anything.
Hermione: ....I am not a tittering bimbo, thank you very much
Who am I kidding, I have had a crush on him ever since last year.
Harry: Yikes. You think that if that was true, you wouldnt have thought about Draco and Ron for dating
first
Hermione: I wouldnt think of Draco period, thank you very much
I’m so tired I want to go to sleep.’
Hermione: Once again- why do I need to vocalize these thoughts?
So she got her blanket covered herself and shut her eyes. ‘I can’t get to sleep!
Draco: Thats because you wont shut the hell up
Harry: And because you only gave yourself three seconds to try to drift off
And I can’t stop thinking about Harry.’
Hermione: Good lord. From indifference to obsession in only a few short moments
So she grabbed one of her schoolbooks and she opened it to the first page.
Hermione: Im *much* further on my schoolbooks than the first page.
Harry: Youve finished all of them, havent you?
Hermione: Of course.
‘I can’t read this all the words say Harry, Harry, Harry’
Draco: Yikes. Weve reached delirious, stalkeresque, obsession
So she tried to sleep again and the last words she said were ‘even if I really like him he will never like me’
then she feel into am uneasy sleep.
Hermione: I *really*, truly need to stop talking to myself
Harry got into the back seat of the Dursley’s back car.
Draco: *Porn Music*
Harry: ..........*slugs him across the jaw. Draco collapses, hard, to the ground, with a dull thud* Moving on
Hermione: That was impressive, Harry
Suddenly his mind wondered of to the subject of, Hermione Granger, of course.
Hermione: *Sighs* Thats ‘wandered’, ‘off, you cant wander suddenly, and why is there an ‘of course’?
‘Why did she kiss me and did that kiss mean anything?
Harry: Oh lord. Looks like I have skitzophrenia as well.
Ron: And your babbling
Hermione: Wait a minute? I kissed him, didnt explain, didnt bother to write, didnt get written to, and *still*
had denials about liking him? Were 6th years hear, too old for this crap...
I mean does like me?
Ron: Oh. So you mean something that doesnt make any sense
Yeah, I wish, I mean I know I’m in love with her and everything but I’m sure she doesn’t feel the same way
about me, all she thinks of me is a friend.
Hermione: Yikes. That was quite the revelation to spill out
Harry: I thought *you* kissed *me*.
She will never like me for a boyfriend.’
Ron: She kissed you!
At that moment the Dursley’s car stopped and Harry got out.
Draco: *Stumbles to his feet* I knew you were thick, Potter. Took you that long to think roughly five,
jumbled thoughts
Ginny got home dropped her trunk and ran straight up to her room before Ron and her started an argument
about tell their mom and dad about her and Draco dating.
Hermione: O...k.
Ron: Maybe its just me, but I got the impression they were headed to school. Why did she run to her room
and drop her trunk?
Draco: Why must I always be paired with the smallest, reddest, poorest person in the school?
Ron: And the fight wouldnt be about telling out parents, itd be about me killing him
Draco: Dont worry about it Weasley, Id kill myself
Hermione had persuaded Ron to leave them alone,
Hermione: Now why would I do that?
Ron had agreed but he said that Ginny had to tell their mom and dad about her and Draco.
Ron: Why dont I just tell them myself? Itd be easier?
Ginny knew that their mom and dad would get a bit shocked and their dad would get a mad because him
and Lucius were enemies.
Hermione: Actually, it seems to me your father would be concerned for Ginnys welfare, not over some petty
squabbles hes been having
So when Ginny arrived in her room she swung the door shut, got a quill and a piece of parchment and
headed straight to her desk, to her surprise there was a letter on her desk
Hermione: So many things wrong with that. First of all, shes already in her room. Quill and parchment are
kept *in* a desk. How would an owl get into her room?
. She saw the neat and tidy handwriting of Hermione, with that she tore it open and read it out loud as if
someone was there.
Harry: Because, you know, were all skitzos
Dear Ginny
I know you don’t think that it’s important to tell your parents about you and Draco but I think you should.
Hermone: Actually, Id be encouraging her to cut his penis off in the middle of the night
Its not that I’m on Ron’s side or anything just you should tell them because they should know.
Ron: Thats a lot of should. And that is my side. So your on my side.
If they react badly write to me and tell me so I can write to them and tell them everything and try to
persuade them not to get angry or whatever they feel.
Hermione: Ah yes. They care heavily about the opinion of a 17 year old girl when dealing with their 16 year
old girls relationship
If you have anything to tell me about Draco or Ron don’t hesitate to write.
Ron: Kind of formal, arent you? Its not like ‘write me back!’, its like ‘write me back if the world is ending!’.
Your Friend Hermione
Harry: Yeah, Im starting to get your point with the formal thing
‘Wao
Hermione: Now theres a word you wont find in any dictionary
, she really is a true friend. I think I should take her advice.’
Ron: So she listens to a random owl from you, but not to me. Hm... actually, thats pretty in character
So with that she went down stairs to tell her mother and father.
Harry: You think shed take some preparation before telling her parents she was in a serious relationship with
a living amoeba
Draco: Thats the worst thing you had? Amoeba?
Draco reached Malfoy manor and rang the bell.
Draco: Yeah, I dont ring the bell at my own house
‘Oh hears my big boy!’
Hermione: Erm, “here’s”
yelled her mother.
Harry: Dracos a girl! It all makes sense now!
Draco: All right, Im getting tired of all this...
‘Draco boy!’ called his father.
Draco: My fathers never called me Draco boy in my entire life
And at that second a man and woman come to the door.
Harry: So they yell... before they open the door
The woman gave him a big hug. ‘Mom’ he said, trying to get his mother off him ‘I’m a grown up boy now, I
don’t want you doing this to me any more’.
Draco: Has this person ever met my mother? Soemtimes she nods in acknowledgment of my existence.
Thats about it.
‘Yes Narcissa dear I don’t want you all over him’ said Lucius also trying to got Draco mother off Draco.
Harry: <Dracos Father> Thats my job
Draco: *Rears back and belts him across the mouth, sending him to the floor* Bastard...
Hermione: We need to get you two seperated before you kill each other!
After they got Narcissa off Draco, Lucius put his arm over Draco’s shoulder and brought him to their back
yard.
Harry: *Crawls across the floor and turns on the porn music*
Draco: Son of a- *Is held back from jumpinh on Harry by Ron and Hermione*
Hermione: Do you need to push him like that?
Harry: Yes!!
On their way their way their Lucius asked a servant to get Draco’s trunk.
Draco: Bah. Wed just get another house elf.
Hermione: ...may we let you go now?
Draco: Sure.
*Ron and Hermione let him go*
Draco: Yaaah!!! *Dives on top of Harry*
Hermione: ............
Ron: Lets let them right.
You’ve always wanted the fastest broom in the world and because you got such high grades in your exams
here it is, and at that moment Lucius gave Draco a broomstick
Hermione: I assume hes giving him the civillian-illegal, amazingly exprensive rocket broom theyve been
testing in the desert?
‘Oh!’ said Draco ‘is this a fire bolt 10.’
Ron: Somehow I think that if they beat the Firebolt, theyd do something different than just add a 10
‘Yes it is’ said Lucius.
Hermione: ...the emotions are raging high
‘Whoa’ said Draco, ‘well I better go up to my room.’ ‘Yes you better’.
Ron: Zzzzzzzzzzz....
So he went up to his room to send Ginny a letter. ‘Wait what am I going to say’ he thought. ‘Ah’ he
thought and he wrote:
Hermione: Looks like his skitzophrenia is back
Dear Ginny
Thanks for helping me in my exams, I couldn’t have done it without you.
Hermione: Shes a year younger than he is, she wouldnt even know what he was studying
You told me to tell you everything that happened to me good or bad,
Ron: That would be every second
so I thought I will tell you that I got a fire bolt 10 from my dad for doing so well in my exams.
Hermione: I thought Draco scored pretty low on exams...
Draco: *In the background, has Harry by the throat* Shut up, Granger
I don’t know what to say any more.
Harry: *Slams Draco up against the wall* Generally, people wouldnt write that down.
Draco: *Spears Harry* Not smart people, anyway
Tiger: On a digression- nothing sickens me more than notes I see passed around at schoo.” Hey yo, wat ^
grl? NM with me, just chillin, so waz up?” If you dont have anything important to say, dont write fucking
notes in class! Especially when you bitch about failing....
Hermione: .........back to the MST
Oh yeah, did you or will you tell your parents about you and me.
Hermione: That would be a question, and once again, ‘oh yeah’ is not usually considered note material
If you’re wondering, I am not going to tell mine because they will get angry.
Ron: That sounds pretty insulting....
Draco: *Trying to pry Harrys fingers off of his hair* Meant... too... Weasley...
Well now I don’t know what to say but if Ron gives you a hard time don’t hesitate to message me and tell
me.
Ron: Everyone seems to be looking out for each other in notes
Your love Draco
Harry: *Slaps Dracos thumb out of his eye* That would be ‘with’ love from someone who wasnt an
arrogant prick
With that he sealed the letter, gave it to eagle owl and told it to give it to Ginny Weasley.
Hermione: Lots of its.
At that moment it flew off, Draco said ‘I love you Ginny.’ as he watched his owl flew away.
Draco: Gah! *Flips Harry backwards over his shoulder, straightens up, and smoothes his hair* I do not give
silent farewells to birds.
Harry: *Lying on the ground, clutching his side, and moaning* Final... thoughts...?
Ron: Typical routine. Stupid. Boring. Annoying.
Hermione: I was amazingly out of character.
Draco: And Potter hits like a flaming female.
Harry: ....*kicks him in the stomach from the ground*
Draco: Errk... *collapses*