Hermione: Wow. A disclaimer thats short, sweet, and accurate. Maybe this wont be so bad after all.
Draco: Then why would it *be* here?
Hermione: Good point....
A/N: This is my FIRST ever FanFic so I HOPE its good enough.
Hermione: Aw... I wish Tiger would have a heart with these things. People were nice as hell to him
Harry: I think he feeds his conscience some bullshit about them never seeing these
Tiger: ...can we get back to the fic please?
And I sort of jacked the plot from this movie I saw a while back, and put Harry Potter characters into it.
Hermione: Ah... Im losing some sympathy
Lol. There are some new characters, which hopefully you'll learn to love. Enjoy! :)
Hermione: Erk. Sympathy fading... fading... gone. I sense Mary Sues big time
Tiger: *Glares* See!?
Chapter 1: The Birth
Cho Chang was lying on the hospital bed with beads of sweat rolling down her face.
Draco: *Porn Music*
Hermione: Draco!
Draco: Oh come on! Is there any pornography scene more overdone than the nurse/patient, doctor/patient,
doctor/nurse, doctor/nurse/candystriper-
Ron: Get to the point....
Draco: -sex scene?
She was going to go into labor soon, and she wouldnt live too see her baby.
Hermione: Wow. First of all, it seems like she went into labor long ago, or she shouldnt be sweating
Draco: Unless-
Hermione: Shut up. Second of all, telling us that shes about to die kills any real empathy or involvement we
might develop with her before she passes on, this losing you a big oppurtinity
Harry was sitting beside the bed with his face in his hands.
Draco: At least your doing her the service of not having to look at your ugly mug as she dies
Harry: ...your glad this death scene is so lame, or that would make you a worse person than you already are
"Harry...Harry can you please call my mother into the room...I need to talk to her...." asked Cho, touching
Harry's arm.
Hermione: Where the hell is the nurse?
Ron: And whens the last time a wizard died in pregnancy? We can regrow bones for christ sake!
Harry looked up at Cho and forced a small smile.
Harry: This is all really disturbing, as Im imagining both of us as 16 years old
He got up and walked out the hospital room and a moment later, Cho's mother was beside Cho's bed.
Hermione: Why isnt she there now?
Ron: And where in the name of the Lord is the nurse?
"Yes Cho, is there something you need dear?" she asked looking at her daughter with tears in her eyes.
Draco: <Chos mom> Because, you know, you need a specific reason to see me on your death bed
"Mom...Mommy...
Draco: Cheap sentimental pop right there
Hermione: Effective though...
I want you to give my baby this on their 11th birthday..." she panted and pulled a thick letter from under her
pillow.
Harry: Ok... what the hell? I get the signifigance of the 11th birthday, but how would she know she was
going to die? And why should she have a letter on her right now, hospitals put you in gowns.
"What is this honey?" asked Cho's mother curiously.
Draco: <Cho> An envelope you silly little bint
Hermione: You know, youre pretty harsh with your impersonations
Draco: <Hermione> But you have a nice ass, Draco
Hermione: Hey! Stop that!
Draco: *Snickers*
"Please Mother...just give it to my baby..." pleaded Cho.
Hermione: *Sniffs*
Draco: Oh come on! This is so stupid!
Hermione: ...why do you ever care?
Draco: Well...I guess I dont. Ruin your damn eyes, see if I care
Ron: We need to get you out of this room
Cho's mother nodded and at that same moment Harry walked in.
Harry: Why didnt I come in with her mom?
Ron: And why didnt she give the letter to you?
Cho's mother quickly put the letter into her robe's pocket. She got up and left the room, to leave Harry and
Cho alone.
Draco: Is there some kind of two people limit on this room? Harry in, Harry out, Mrs Cho in, Harry in, Mrs
Cho out
Ron: And no nurse or doctor apparent in any of this
Harry stood beside Cho's bed and look at her with sadness in his eyes.
Hermione: *Sniff*... looked
Draco: Cut it out!
He was going to left all alone, with a baby, who was expected to be a girl.
Draco: Is this some sort of random guess, or a wizard trick?
Harry: If its a wizard trick, there should be no doubt about it
Ron: And if its a random guess, its stupid
Draco: Exactly
"I love you Cho." Harry stammered tears choking his throat.
Hermione: .........*sniffle*
Draco: Cut it out god damn it! Here! *Throws a hankerchief out her* I cant stand girls crying, its so
annoying....
Harry: Erm... right. So far I have yet to see any indicaiton that shes dying, but everyone seems to know it.
Ron: Yet theirs no medical attendants
"I love you too---" Cho began to say, but all of a sudden she screamed, she was going into labor.
Draco: Shes been in labor for quite some time now, I believe
Harry ran to the doorway screaming.
"DOCTOR! DOCTOR!" he yelled.
Ron: So there *are* doctors here. Its about damn time
The doctors came rushing into the room and so did Cho's mother.
Draco: And, of course, when less people are *supposed* to be there, everyone runs in
Harry ran to Cho's beside and held her hand tightly.
Harry: Ive been at her bedside for quite some time now
Harry noticed that Cho was trying to tell him something, so he leaned towards her.
Draco: Chicks in labor dont have trouble talking. In fact, they scream. Rather loud. I dont think this person
understand exactly what dying in labor is caused by
"Harry---I ask one thing---one thing from you" whispered Cho. Harry tightened his grip on her hand. Cho
continued saying " Please Harry....name our daughter---name her Mabel.
Harry: We didnt figure this out yet?
And with that Cho's eyes closed and never opened again. Harry's world went still. Tears were dripping down
his cheeks as he heard a baby's cry and the doctor say "It's a girl."
Draco: Eight second labor- its magic!
Harry: Honestly. The women doesnt usually die the second the baybe comes out, unless it had a death grip
on her lungs or something
Hermione: ...*blows her nose on the Kleenex*
Draco: ....must be a girl thing
Ron/Harry: Yeah.