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Disclaimer: All characters and the sorcerer’s stone belong to JK Rowling. Hermione: Oh, thats so very, very wrong. The socerer stone, correct name philosopher’s stone, is kind of a scientific myth, a riddle of alchemy. But the stone itself wasnt supposed to create gold, but simply had to be mixed with different materials to a certain extent to become gold. Draco: ...thank you for the history lesson THE MORTALITY SHAM Scene…Harry is in the hospital wing talking to Dumbledore after he defeated Professor Quirrell/Voldemort Harry: I didnt really defeat either of them, especially not Voldemort. I survived them. I would have been dead if Dumbledore hadnt shown up Harry: Does that mean that Nikolas Flamel is going to die?? Hermione: I always thought that was a weird question for you to have asked... Harry: Yeah. Its not really my business Dumbledore: I’m afraid so Harry but he does have enough elixir to get his affairs in order. Harry: That wasnt really his exact answer Hermione: Another thing- if you can simply make this elixir, why not make an olympic pools worth or something? (Harry makes a stunning realization.) Harry: Wait!! Then isn’t really immortal is he?? Hermione: No one said he was Dumbledore: Well..uh….yeah the stone made him immortal. Draco: No it didnt. The stone produces the Elixir of Immortality Harry: Wait just one damn minute!! The definition of immortality is one who can never die!! If he will die then he isn’t really bloody immortal is he?? Ron: Repeating Draco... yeah, if he kept drinking, hed stay immortal Dumbledore: Well…uh…what are you implying?? Hermione: Yeah. Thats how Dumbledore talks Harry: The Sorcerer’s Stone is FRAUD!! Draco: Erm, yes. Even though it produces Elixir of Immortality. And makes gold. Harry: Yeah... final thoughts? Hermione: Well, it wasnt accurate Ron: And it wasnt funny Draco: Yeah. Thats about right |