Draco: ....yeah. Who says we just leave right now?
Harry: Me. Definetely. But we can’t.
Draco: *Glances over* And why is that, scar boy?
Harry: ....
Draco: All right. Why is that, scar boy, *please*?
Harry: That wasnt really what bothered me...
Draco: *Blinks* So what was?
Harry: Nevermind. Tiger has the door sealed. Apparently he doesnt enjoy our freedom nearly as much as we
do.
Draco: Oh. Well. Fuck.
By Mr. StAhN
A/N: This is my first fanfic, so go easy on me.
Hermione: And once again, Tiger is attacking a lamb in the field
I have been reading a lot of NC-17 fanfics in FanFiction.Net, so I decided to write one.
Ron: *Raises eybrows* Woah! A first time fic, and he’s going for lemon? Son of a...
This is on Hermione/Ginny, and it will be short.
Draco: *Snorts!*
Ron: *Eyes go wide*
Harry: *Puts hands over mouth not to laugh*
Hermione: ...... I need to stop picking fights with tiger
It’s 12 AM here while I’m writing, so I may have to rush this. (2 chapters)
Draco: Oh great. Inexperienced, stupid concept, and *rushed*. Those are the three things MSTers look for
specifically...
2 CHAPTER ONE
Harry: Does *anyone* understand that?
Ron: Not really.
Harry: Just checking
Hermione raced through the castle corridors.
Draco: <Snape> Ms. Granger! Running! 5 points from Gryffindor!
She was late for Arithmancy.
Harry: Youve never been late for Arithmancy in your life, have you?
Hermione: Not that I remember
Harry: Ill take that as a no, because you remember the vein pattern on your own placenta...
When she got there, Professor Vector was missing, and the class hasn’t started yet.
Draco: *Snickers* Where would someone who teaches arithmancy have to go?
“Yes, I’m on time,” said Hermione.
Ron: Didnt they just say she was late?
“Wait a second, Hermione,” a voice from behind said. It was Ginny.
Draco: Who has no business being where she is
Hermione: I took Arithmancy last year, anyway. Whats going on here?
“Yes Ginny?” asked Hermione. “Since Professor Vector isn’t here yet (they have the same class)
Harry: That means you failed, oh, three times, Hermione
Hermione: *seethes*
why don’t we go to our seats and talk for a while?” Ginny said.
Ron: I dont think thats the kind of thing people schedule. They just... do it
“Sure why not,” replied Hermione.
Draco: <Hermione> Because your small, annoying, have bright hair, and are in a class thats advanced for 6th
years at the same time I am
“Have you ever been in love?” asked the young Weasley girl.
Harry: Is there an old Weasley girl?
Ron: Well there’s my mu-
Hermione: *Claps her hand ove rhis mouth* For the sake of your home life, do not say that
“Yeah, why?” replied Hermione.
Hermione: Oh really? Id love to know with who?
“No, not in boy/girl love. In, you know, girl/girl love, and stuff like that,” said Ginny.
Ron: .....*puts head in arms*
Harry: Thats a bit blunt
Draco: And it was spoken with all the maturity of a 6th grader dumping his girlfriend and hanging up the
phone
“Virginia Weasley, what are you thinking!” gasped Hermione.
Ron: ...there are like, *nine* things wrong with that.
Hermione: I know. And my homophobism is actually low on the list
“DON’T CALL ME THAT!” whispered Ginny.
Harry: You cant whisper in all capitals with an exclamation point.
“Sorry. I was interested. Forgive me for bringing it up.” Professor Vector entered the room.
Harry: Excellent, pathetic, plot holish timing
Ahhhh…cliffie!!!!!!!! Not exactly NC-17, but you just wait.
Draco: Is anyone here spellbound by the magical cliff hangerness of that?
Harry: No. Final thoughts?
Draco: Yes. How many chucks would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
Harry: .....
Draco: Hey, its better than talking about this piece of crap anymore
Harry: Agreed. I think the answer is six