Draco: If you dont have the dignity to name the chapter, there’s no real reason to put down ‘Chapter 1,’ is
there?
Hermione: Apparently you dont use your breaks well, do you?
Ginny Weasley lay awake in her bed with hard thoughts drumming on her skull:
Harry: Well, first of all, thoughts are inside your skull
Hermione: And the only ‘hard’ thoughts in existence are difficult ones
Her lover was coming to the burrow in a few hours.
Ron: Oh sweet jesus...
Draco: Wow. Still living at home, but getting railed. Your entire family is filled with whores.
To everyone but Ginny Harry was coming for Quidditch and to get away from the Dursleys
Draco: ...that made no sense at all
Hermione: I think it would if there was some actual punctuation involved
Harry: *Groans* I am so sick of these poorly written Me/Ginny stories.
, but Ginny was in the know: Harry was coming to help Ginny to tell her family of their antics
Draco: Antics. Yeah. Call it antics to your father, when mentioning Harry is schtooping his only daughter
Hemrione: Draco!
Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley had been together for many months now, and it was becoming difficult to
hide their love from their fellow friends, family and colleagues.
Hermione: ...if they actually had colleagues, they wouldnt be living at home
They both decided through letters to each other from June till July that they would tell Ron, Hermione and
the remaining Weasleys of their affair.
Ron: I think we could get our hands on a telephone if the two started dating
I know it’s a pile of shit (oh, did I say that?) but I just wanted to put it down anyways.
Draco: Wait a minute- what tha hell!? That was *it*??
Hermione: Your complaining?
Draco: ...no, but Tiger is fucking lazy lately with all these short fics he brings us
It’s really short and I apologise, but it’s just me pissing around with the Harry/ Ginny thing.
Draco: Heres a tip- pissing around should not be posted for others to publicly mock
Hermione: Like us?
Draco: Yes.
Second chapter goes up as soon as I get a million reviews! (Not really, 3- 10 will do nicely!) Thanks 4
reading, now just go that one step more and review!
Hermione: ...if your looking for ten, dont mention three. Just say ten and add a new chapter even if they
dont reach it.
Harry: Theyd never reach ten. Or three, really. Final thoughts?
Ron: Blergh.
Draco: Good one. Oh, and there were as many authors notes as writing. Damned.