DISCLAIMER: I don’t own Sirius, James, Remus, Lily, or Peter.
Sirius: How much easier... and more protecting... would it be just to say HP characters?
Lily : Doesnt it ever worry you, referring to yourself as a character
Sirius: Not really. Everyones a character in one way or another. Were just famous ones
Lily : ...touche
Key: [ ] = thinking, :: :: = action.
James: I almost think Tiger just got to this part and chose this fic
Lily : ‘he thought’ and ‘he did’ are not very difficult things to write. Copy/Paste them if need be
One evening in the commons..
Lily : *Raises eyebrow* The commons?
James: Apparently all of the common rooms are connected now
Remus: Oh lord... can you imagine the fights that would break out?
~it’s 9:00 pm~
James: Just in case they ever had the urge to do some cool description of the clock and having it say the
time, that impulse for decent writing was just dispelled.
Remus: Go author.
Remus: ::offers chocolate around::
Remus: Fss. Yeah right. That chocolate is mine.
Lily: ::takes some:: thanks..::continues on her homework::
Lily: How fun and entertaining I sound.... I think they have me mixed with my son’s bushy haired friend
Sirius: Remus, are you sure it’s safe?
James: The chocolate? Its not like he made it himself or anything... that I could understand.
Renus: Hey!
James: Sorry... but no one really wants to eat chocolate filled with wolf hair.
Remus: HONESTLY, just because of that one time..I haven’t poisoned it!!
Remus: Apparently weve time warped back to that time spent on the train...
James: ::takes some chocolate:: Sirius, you’re being paranoid. I swear, you’ll become Peter if you keep
acting this way.
James: Yeah... cause, you know, thats how we are. Mocking our friends and such
Sirius: Our friends at the time, anyway...
Sirius: OH NO! It’d be a nightmare come true! ::snickers::
Lily: So much Peter bashing. No wonder he double crossed us
Peter: ::takes some chocolate:: It would? Hey, wait a minute..
Sirius: Ok, I dont think he was as stupid as all that... wait, yeah. Yeah he was.
Lily: Oh Sirius, can’t you ever be serious for once?
Sirius: I get it! My name! Serious! Hah! Ha. No.
Lily: Prick.
Sirius: That wasnt even really your pun?
Lily: ...Ill unsay nothing
Sirius: I’m always Sirius!
All (yes Sirius too): shut up, Sirius.
James: We sound much too Brady Bunch
Sirius: ::chuckles:: I know you guys.
Sirius: Oh, go me. Its so difficult to act like a git and expect people to tell you to shut it
James: And we know you.
James: ...what an unecessarily bizarre comeback
Remus: Ah, well there’s always tomorrow, Sirius
Remus: ...right
Sirius: What do you mean?
Remus: Oh, good. This version of me actually is a blithering twit. Glad to have help on board
Remus: Weren’t we supposed to do something to the Slytherin Commons? ::snickers::
James: *Yawns* Theres more than one?
Lily: Are you tired sweety?
James: Just bored. This is so... devoid of pranks thus far
Sirius: Oh I forgot..
Lily: Were you guys going to do something stupid again?
James: *Grins* Forever and always
Peter: We were going to set off a dungbomb..
Sirius: Oh come on! We were a good deal more original than that!
James: Remember the Winda-Lion?
Sirius: Hehe... oh yes.
Lily: For goodness sake! Why can’t you four just act normal for once?
Lily: Come now. If I didnt like it, I wouldnt be there
Remus: It is normal!
James: Yeah, normal for us.
::all of them laugh::
Remus: Ill admit that that is kind of snicker-smile inside joke funny, but laugh out loud funny? Hardly.
Lily: ::shakes her head:: I don’t understand you four. ::yawns:: I’m going to bed.
Sirius: Fsss. Bed wuss
Remus: G’night, Lily.
Peter: Good night!
Sirius: Bye Lil.
James: Hey! ‘Lil’ is my thing! ::grumbles::
Lily: You should all be glad you didnt really act like this, or Id be no where near you right now
Sirius: ::shakes his head::
Lily: ::giggles:: see you tomorrow. ::heads off to bed::
James: ::grins at Sirius::
Sirius: Hey... whats this... *presses a nearby button, and Dracos porn music begins to blare*
James: Kill it! Kill it!
Sirius: *Backhands the speaker across the room* That was very unfortunate timing.
Sirius: What..
James: ::leaps on Sirius and starts wrestling::
Sirius: AAH! You’re going to get it, James!
Sirius: I would so completely break your legs
Remus: ::jumps onto the pile in a dog-like way::
Remus: Actually, thats Padfoot trips. I more like pounce like a wolf.
Peter: Oh no! ::runs off to the dormitory::
Sirius: ...as weak as he was, I dont think he ever actively fled like that
~it is now 10:15 pm~
Lily: Yet another blown writing oppurtunity
In short, the three kept wrestling until about 10:30 and finally went to bed. THE END ^_^
Sirius: Somethings missing here...
James: Yes, I know. Its called a plot. Does anyone have any last impressions for our readers?
Lily: Avoid non-MST ficts that write in script form
Remus: Dont get bitten by a werewolf
Sirius: Hah... hah... cute.
AN: Time for a bit of a tangent here. Its come to my recent attention that Fanfiction Alley has gone and
gotten itself corporate sponsorship. Now I know in this world today everyone is quick to scream ‘sell out’,
but this is one of those rare cases when it is fully and completely appropriate. The WB is a homophobic,
slash hating, bitch fisted company, and are about as ‘anti free-fun’ as its humanly possible to get.
Bad move Alley.
Money means nothing when youve got no fics on your sites.