Tiger: Oh it doesn’t sound weird... it just sounds stupid.
Draco: Oh jesus... hes staying?
Tiger: Shut up. Im bored
Ron: *Snickers* Actually, he read some of CAs old rambles, and missed seeing himself in text form.
Tiger: ...I am so writing you in some Neville slash
Ron: *Pales over* Ill be good...
Hermione: *Sighs* Trying to stay remotely on topic, that should have been ‘too’, not ‘to’
Harry: And no one hates Dobby. Their thinking of Jar Jar Binks.
Draco: ...who?
Tiger, Harry, and Hermione: Nevermind.
10 Reasons to love Dobby…
Harry: Woah. Thats over doing it a bit.
Hermione: Dont say that! He saved your life!
Harry: ...thats one.
Aren’t midgets adorable.
Hermione: Hes not a midget, hes an elf. A house elf.
Draco: And midgets are thoroughly creepy
He speaks like a little kid, it’s cute!
Ron: Actually, he speaks more like a mental patient. Adult ideas, kid afflictions
Tiger: ...sounds like me at the age of eight
He beats himself up everyday, feel sorry for him
Tiger: Once again, thats a pop to the stupidity factor.
Draco: Yeah... masochists arent my trip.
He lived with Draco for years (ok, one reason to hate him *lucky bastard*)
Draco: ....what exactly does this bint think? That I let him dress me?
Hermione: You didnt?
Draco: No! We hired this cute little Belgium wizard to do that...
Hermione: Dear god, I hope you’re kidding.
Before he found a job at Hogwarts he was a hobo (after being freed)
Harry: Hobo? I think Vagabond. And it was, like, a month
Think of his big ears, everyone loves Dumbo.
Tiger: *Raises hand* I hate dumbo
Draco: Ditto that
He could be one of Santa’s little helpers… ahh
Hermione: At least they didn’t pretend to know English culture and call him ‘Father Christmas’
Draco: I have to admit... the yanks got the better deal on naming St. Nick factor
Tiger: *Snickers*
Most of the house elf’s hate him, *poor Dobby*
Hermione: Actually, they sort of fear him, in an instinctual sort of way
Draco: Winky. They hate Winky.
Tiger: We all hate Winky. Winky is, like, the Osama of elves
He has to put up with Winky all day *poor Dobby*
Tiger: I think well give him that
Harry: Oh yes.
And lastly, He might be a little stupid but all elf’s are, and he only has the best intentions!
Harry: Wheres the saved my life part!?
Draco: Thats on the reasons to hate him. Bloody git elf.
Dobby 4 President!
Hermione: That would be Minister, deary dear...
Harry: And using ‘4’ as opposed to ‘for’ makes me want to sucker punch you
(a/n - don’t flame saying its strange cause I know, its very late and I have insomnia!)
Tiger: Not strange. Stupid
Harry: Final thoughts?
Hermione: A bunch of stupid references, stupid reasons... stupid grammar
Draco: And they posted something they randomly wrote in the middle of the night
Tiger: I blame things like this for my stories getting few reviews
Hermione: Cause blaming yourself is...?
Tiger: Too obvious an answer
Hermione: Ah