Tiger: Now that title doesnt leave much to the imagination
Harry: What did I ever do to you? What!?
Tiger: You made it so the only fics of mine people will read involves you shagging the hell out of blondie
there
Harry: ................oh
Draco: ><’’
One fine day, Harry Potter was walking down a hallway in Hogwarts, when a hand emerges from
a room Harry never noticed before.
Harry: *Sighs* I guess Id better talk before the dry heaves kick in. Technically, it should be a door way I
never noticed before. You cant notice rooms through doors
Tiger: Yeah. Cause, you know, it might be a closet
Harry: Or an exit
The hand pulled him in before he could react, and then retreated into
the darkness.
Hermione: It seems likes there would be screaming here
Harry: Lots of very scared, very loud screaming.
When the lights flickered on, Harry instantly got hard as what he saw was Cho Chang liing
naked on a king size bed.
Draco: She must have good eyes to make it back in the dark without bumping shit
She flicked her wand at him and shouted, "Clothesundos!"
Hermione: Oh for the love of... yes, some spells sound like what they do, because theyre in *latin*, which
english was largely based after. The spells are not meant to sound like English words
Harry: And what the hell is this going to do? Clothe me?
Instantly his clothes
were ripped off by some magical force, and then were shredded into a million pieces.
Harry: Right... was the shredding really necessary?
Hermione: A spell that can simply shred something sounds pretty advanced for someone like Cho...
especially when naked
"Come on Harry,
come to bed," soothed Cho.
Hermione: ‘Soothed’ can not be used as a verb in this case
Harry then leaped onto Cho
Draco: <Cho> Oomph! Get off me you bloody dinner masher...
and began licking her breasts. Oh, how perfect
the breasts were. Smooth, wet, and squeezeable.
Tiger: ...erm, word of advice. If the breasts are already wet, without a shower involved, check for
pregnancy...
He licked them vigorously as she gave him a swift and
irresistable hand job.
Draco: A swift hand job? That means it was over really fast? Why Harry... thats exactly what Id guess
Harry: Shut up... ow. My head hurts
Just as he was going to go for the pussy,
Hermione: That might just be the most romantic thing I ever heard. ‘Go for the pussy.’
Draco: In case you folks are home are wondering, my porn music would meltdown if I used it every possible
time in this fic, so Ill leave it off for now. And Im not gay. *Winks* Just open minded
Hermione walks in casually and says, "What,
you thought this invisible room would keep me from Harry?
Harry: Well, first of all, the room isnt invisible...
Tiger: Not to mention you cant really *take* sex from a guy. Well, unless your a pushy bottom (tm).
Hermione: And Im not a nymphomatic slut. You know.
Learn to share!" She then jumped on the bed
next to Cho after ripping off her clothes.
Draco: *Shakes head* That could have been an entire page of description, right there
Hermione: Ew! *Slaps him*
"So Harry, who are you going to pick," she questioned.
Hermione: If I questioned, then there should be a question mark. This isnt really hard
Draco: *Porn Music*
Hermione: Damnit! I walked *right* into that...
Harry
could not resist Cho's completely perfect breasts, but also he couldn't resist Hermione's experience and
knowledge of the sort.
Hermione: *Slaps Harry*
Harry: Hey! Ow! I didnt... I mean... it did... he did... ow!
Hermione: Sorry. But I had to.
"I choose both," he exclaimed. And with that, they went to a 69 type of position,
Draco: Man, if only this was a little more descriptive and well written... *leers at Hermione*
Hermione: GAH! *lunges at Draco, but is caught quickly by Tiger and Harry, who plop her back in her
seat*
Harry: I really dont think you want to touch him
Hermione: ...good point
and as Cho and Hermione took turns violently sucking Harry's 12 and a half inch dick,
Draco: Oh bull fucking sh-
Tiger: ‘Violently’ is not an adjective you want used when your sexual organs are located near 32 razor teeth
he licked one's
breasts as he corressed the other's.
Hermione: Yeah, you know, because him pawing at us like a dog is *totally* fulfilling us both at once
As all this was going on, Ginny sprung into the room.
Harry: ...*sighs*... at least you gave Ron a vacation for a while
Harry and the
girls halted.
Draco: For an invisible room, lots of people are finding this place
" Harry, how could you, after everything I've done for you?
Harry: Well, yeah... she did save my life once... wait, that was *me* saving *her*!
That's it, I'll have to fight you to
prove myself."
Hermione: That was very simply an incredibly bizarre thing to go and say
And with that, she ripped off her outer layer of clothing to reveal a karate robe.
Draco: We wear *robes* normally. Do you really think they arent mobile enough?
Tiger: *Thats* the part that through you off?
Hermione: Honestly... the girls wearing a karate out fit under her clothes!
Harry
stood up off the bed and pointed his 12 and a half inch dick at her.
Harry: If I wasnt so disgusted, I would be very amused by the anal retentive addition of ‘half’ to that, every
time
She chopped, she kicked, and she
punched, but every attack and every blow was blocked by Harry's amazing dick.
Tiger: .....*dude*...
Draco: Thats like trying to stop a grease fire with gasoline...
Appauled at her defeat,
she ripped off all her clothes revealing her flat chest and virgin pussy, and then ran out of the room crying.
Tiger: Wha... the... huh?
Harry: Now you know what youve been doing to us, you prig
Tiger: Im definetely wishing I had a more direct route to these authors besides mocking them on a poorly
trafficed web site
Harry lied back on the bed, and re-commensed the foreplay.
Hermione: Cause, you know, what just happned? No reason for pause
He then thrust his dick into Cho's pussy, easily
hitting the G-spot with length to spare.
Draco: Havent you ever heard the term ‘its what you do with it’? You can reach the G-spot with your
middle finger if you need to...
Tiger: This lesson in sex ed was brought to you by Amityville Enterprises...
Draco: Dont plug my company, bitch
Cho instantly became much more horny if possible.
Hermione: That... that wasnt even a sentence!
He then took it
out, and thrusted it into Hermione's pussy with the same effect.
Draco: You two could be high, with a cool breeze blowing through the room, and with ninteen piercings,
and you wouldnt get off that easily
He took turns doing this for quite some time, until the whole bed was covered in cum, and Harry's dick was
beginning to hurt.
Tiger: *Raises hand* Ew?
Harry: Ew.
So they walked out of the room into Transfiguration class, Harry jacking off more violently than anyone had
ever seen, Cho humping the air with every step, Hermione bouncing her breasts up and down over and over,
and the teacher running out of the room screaming.
Draco: I wouldnt be surprised if McGonagall never saw something like that...
Harry: I hate to dicuss this, but if my dick hurt, why am I jacking off?
Hermione: And why is Cho humping the air?
Draco: Cause I know a good invisibilty charm.
Harry: Thats it! Thats all I needed to hear. This is over. Screw final comments