Hermione: *Sssssk* Attentions, ladies and gentleman, put your hands together... for Mary Sue!
by Lady Mouse
Prologue:
The woman with red hair aproached the knife to the infant's face,smiling.
Harry: I *really* dont think approached was the correct word there
Hermione: Not to mention that they refuse to put spaces after periods. You folks at home might have a hard
time seeing it, but its really damn annoying
It's mother can't do anything about it.
Draco: ‘It’ would probably be the correct term for after its been stabbed...
Hermione: And thats ‘couldn’t’
Half dead in the corner,what can she do?
Draco: Bleed.
Hermione: Draco!
Tiger: He has a point.
Hard knocks could be heard in the door.
Draco: Oh really? And whos living inside said door... cockroaches?
The woman started to cut the child,but only managed to make a cut from above the lef eye to the cheek
Harry: How conveinent. I bet youll have a scar.
Draco: You dont stab someone with a slashing motion to the cheek! You take the damn knife, and you bury
it straight down in their eye socket
Hermione: Draco... seriously.... seek help
before wizards started pouring in and disabled her.
Harry: Cause, you know, wizards need to have direct contact with someone to touch them. Theres nothing
like, oh, wands or anything...
Hermione: Besides, I think one hit wizard would suffice. Have you ever seen them fight? I didnt even see
this guy move and the Death Eater was unconsious
"Is Ana alright?" a witch took the baby in her arms and with a spell,stopped the bleeding.
Harry: Yeah, just clot the blood, dont heal the child
Tiger: It creates the convenient familiarity of the scar on the Mary Sue
Harry: Mine was a *spell* scar people, I was never actually cut
"Her mother's dead!" yelled another.Everyone gasped in shock.
Hermione: Apparently they assumed the mother had been waiting their patiently as all this went on
"Then she must stay with her father."
"With a Muggle?Imposible,such power..."
Harry: Well... horseshit.
Hermione: Why? Because theres no way theyd know this much about the girls family?
Harry: Fss. No. Because shes trying to pass them off as knowing shes some kind of demi-god when shes a
baybe
"It's for her own good."
Draco: I love strories that are only fan fiction because theyre too lazy to create their own world. Oh wait...
no. I really dont.
Part One:Ana's little secret.
Draco: *Porn Music*
Hermione: Har. Har
Ana still had the scar,
Harry: What ‘still’? She didnt have a scar last time we saw her
only now she was living in Romania with her father.She had no friends,wich made her even more antisocial.
Hermione: That only way that sentence works is if you assume that living in Romania makes her antisocial to
begin with
Harry: I hate these cheap plots to try to gain the character pity
She was roughly eleven and gave up asking questions about her mother's murderer a long time ago.
Draco: Slick. Tell her her mom was murdered... and nothing else
One summer day,she got several letters that her father insisted on her not reading.
Harry: ...I really dont think she would get several letters all at once
Hermione: Most parents wouldnt consider saying ‘dont read them’ as an option. Theyd call it a joke
She snarled something in return and threw them at the garbage.
Draco: ‘At’? Apparently her aim sucks...
Harry: She doesnt sound very respectful, does she?
She started getting more and more letters,but she couldn't resist the tentation and opened one.
Harry: Zzzzz...
Hermione: ?
Harry: Ive already read my book several times. I dont need to read again, written worse
The address said something like "Hogwarts",whatever that meant.
Draco: *Growls* It didnt say something *like* Hogwarts, it *said* Hogwarts. And since when in the fuck
did address names need to mean something?
She read the letter,her lips moving furiously,but no sound leaving them
Tiger: I hate people who do that
Draco: Oh yes
.She didn't look shocked,but she wasn't relieved either.
Harry: Why exactly does she believe any of this? And relieved at *what*??
Hermione: They actually send kids whos parents arent ‘in the know’ a representitive from the school...
She was confused.
Draco: Yeah. That would be the stupiditys fault.
When she asked her father,he gave a even more confusing answer.
Hermione: This person cant do comparitive sentences at all. For that to work, hed have to had given her a
confusing answer to begin with!
"Don't go,that's what killed your mother."
Draco: Ok... that was stupid.
Hermione: Especially because it seems he wasnt living with her mother
She considered going,but continued throwing the letters at the garbage.
Draco: Its IN the garbage... christ...
Harry: I think a ‘no’ would make them stop sending letters
Until one day she snapped.Why should she listen to him?
Hermione: The same reason all kids listen to their parents, kid.
Anywhere is better than here.And if that school is in London,and her father had enough money,why not go
there?
Hermione: Whats wrong with Romania?
Harry: And whats so good about London?
"I want to go." Ana said straight.Her father give her a look of surprise and anger,but angreed.
Hermione: Thats ‘agreed’. Bitch.
Tiger: You all seem to be taking this rather personally...
Harry: Thats because were being used as a B plot to this crap!
"It's the only place you wouldn't be considered strange." he said.
Hermione: Ouch.
True,she was considered a freak.Her eyes could change colour to describe her mood,wich can be helpful
with her mood swings.
Draco: I dont know. Id think it was cool.
Tiger: Same here, and Im as Muggle as they come
When they were black,it meant pure hatred
Hermione: I dont think an 11 year old would ever have a cause for ‘pure hared’
,when they were gray,they meant "leave me alone...or else"
Draco: *Snickers* Tremble... at the might of the little girl
,when they were silver (though rarely) it meant you could reason with her.
Tiger: I like how all of these are just levels of her bitchiness
When they were green,it meant she was happy
Harry: Theyre going to skip roughly two thousand emotions...
but when they were blue it meant she was truly happy.But nobody ever saw her eyes green or blue ever since
her mother died.
Hermione: The ultimate victim. Never had a *seconds* happiness since infanthood
Her father bought her a black cat for Hogwarts and all the books necessary (altough he still knew a few
witches and got some really cheap).
Draco: My parents know every wizard who matters. We still have to pay full price
Let's cut the long story short:right now,Ana was on the train for Hogwarts.
Tiger: ‘Making a long story short’ should only occur in character dialogue of stories
Review,review,review (or ELSE!).
Tiger: ...you know what? Bring it on.
Hermione: Bitch.
Harry: Down hermione. Final comments?
Draco: A senseless clusterfuck of Mary Sue generalizations
Hermione: With bad, bad grammar