Our Daily Bread Hermione: Wait a minute... this title is original... maybe even intriuging... whats going on here!? Tiger: ‘Tigers a sicko. I just know he gets off on his hatred of stupid people.’ Someone linked to here with that. So I decided to give you guys a bit of a challenge, with a fic thats not so bad Draco: *Groans* That means you arent helping. Which means... Ron: Get stuffed, Malfoy Draco: *Growls* Its... back. Author: Kevishadra Jynn Lei Draco: Yeah. Were all so very, very interested in getting your full name Hermione: Draco! Draco: Im serious! Put that on the entry page to your damn pen name... Author's Email: kevishandra@mugglenet.com Harry: ‘Mugglenet’... Hermione: We have become an obsession bordering on unhealthy with these people Rating: PG-13 to be safe Draco: ‘PG-13’ isnt safe for anything. R is barely safe. True safety lies in ‘NC-17’ Ron: Do you even need to attack the rating? Draco: Yes. I do. Pairings: HP/RW, DM/GW, SS/HG Draco: *Does a spit take with his soda* Hermione: Oh dear god... Ron: *Looks at Harry* Harry: *Looks at Ron* Both of them: *Groans* Spoilers: None really Hermione: You wrote this yourself, didnt you Tiger? Locking us here isnt enough. You need to kill us with pairings Summary: Hermione is sad after Victor broke up with her. Hermione: Bah. There would be no sadness. I might hex his testicles a bit, but Id still not be sad Harry and Ron are too enveloped into their newfound love to notice, but someone does. Harry: Well yeah. I think its a pretty good guess that someone in the universe will catch on Also Draco has a secret and so does Ginny. I wonder what it is... Draco: *Takes something out of his backpack, and dry swallows it* Hermione: Draco... Draco: Its just aspirin. Pre-emptory methods Ron: Then why does the bottle say Valium? Draco: *Snatches the bottle away* Thats a typo Disclaimer: I don't own the Harry Potter characters or anything related to it. It all belongs to Scholastic and J.K. Rowling. All I did was take them for my own and place them in different situations. Harry: Aka- wrote fanfiction Author's Note: Yes I know this is most likely stupid, but I'd rather write this that do homework. Also, I know I can't spell but I'm doing this on Notepad so chill. Harry: If you cant spell, dont write things on notepad Hermione sat on the windowsill reading a book. Harry: That sounds might uncomfortable Hermione: Oh yeah. Our windows are only three feet high... seems Id be cramped She turned the page and sighed. Draco: Aw, do you miss the old page already? Hermione: You are really reaching lately, Draco... Right now she wished that Viktor hadn't allowed his parents to stop them from dating. Harry: If they had the power to stop it, he wouldnt be ‘allowing’ anything Draco: Besides, I thought he dumped her Damn them, she thought, and all because my parents are muggles. Harry: Woah. Random reference of dark arts in the Krum family. Impressive Hermione: Im beginning to think Tiger just has a problem with this wrestler She sighed again and went back to reading. Draco: Oh yeah. You really sound like youre paying  attention to this one ~~~~ Downstairs in the common room, Harry and Ron were fighting over the closest chair to the fireplace. Harry: Because, you know, we cant just move one over Draco: Because that requires something I like to call muscle mass "GET OFF Harry!" yelled Ron from under Harry. Draco: *Dracos Porn Music* Oh my god that could not have been any easier... Hermione: *Giggles* Ron: *Mortified* Hermione! Hermione: Sorry... it was funny... Harry asked calmly as Ron tried to push him off, "Why? I was here first and you pushed me off." Draco: *Grins* The touchy feely type, eh Weasley? Ron: Shut up... "Because you're suffocating me!" Harry just leaned on Ron more. Ron: Well thanks a lot. Harry: Hey. Fake me. "'Arry! Gerroff ove ee oww!" Draco: *Porn Music, hums contently* Harry: Im going to take that tape player and shove it clean up your... "No." "I an reahth" "What??? I can't hear you" Draco: Your a bit more sadistic than I thought Potter. I like it Ron gave on last shove and Harry was off on him. Draco: *Hits the porn music, yet again.* Harry: *Dives for the tape player* Draco: *Snatches it out of the way* Natch... Harry laid his head on Ron's knee, Draco: *Hits the play button on the porn music. It stalls for a bit, then starts up again* his hair falling silkily over his emerald eyes. Ron sighed. "Damn Harry. I can't stay mad with you when you look so good." Ron: Yeah. Choke me into unconsiousness any time as long as I can oogle you afterwards "I know," smiled Harry, "but you could have asked for me to get off." Draco: *Plays the porn music a final time. It plays for ten seconds, then a snap is heard, and a jet of flame emits from the player* Gah! No! My tape! Harry: So there *is* a god... "Sure Harry," sighed Ron, leaning into the chair, "What ever you say." ~~~~ Down near the lake stood an old oak tree. Under it sat a platinum blonde boy, looking at the redhead standing above him. Draco: I could be buried up to my waist in dirt Id still loom about the weasel Weasley "Draco, when are we going to tell everyone?" asked Ginny. Draco: Ignoring my obvious taunts, thats some pretty direct dialogue for a subject as sensitive as that She looked at his raised eyebrow. "Well, it's just that... I want to shout it out to the mountains for everyone to hear." She said flinging her arms out and twirling in the sun. Ron: .....from stale dialogue to wildly cliche and over dramatic. Hm. Draco looked up at her, smiled solemnly, and then sighed, "I know Gin, but your family won't accept it. Ron: Bloody right... Nor will mine." Draco: Bloody right! And I dont say ‘nor’. Draco looked down in sadness, Hermione: *Chokes, and then starts laughing* Draco: What in the hell... oh. Hah. Hah. Hermione: Im sorry! Im so sorry! But... *breaks out laughing* Ron: Why are you sorry? Its damn funny Hermione: I know... im just... sorry. "You know Gin, sometimes I wish... I wish that we didn't have to worry about our families." Harry: You only wish... sometimes... that you dont have to worry about something? Ginny sat next to Draco, put her head on his lap, Draco: Woah! Ron: Gah! Mental image! smiled up at him, and said, "I know Draco, I know." Draco: Our dialogue is worse than the Attack of the Clones... He ran his had through her hair. "I don't know Gin. I don't know what to do." Draco: Fsss. And Im talking like bitchfist Anakin. Come on, when have you ever heard me admit weakness? "It's alright. It doesn't matter what they think or do, as long as I have you." Harry: Someones been taking their romance dialogue from the big book of writing cliches, apparently... Draco's laugh rang hollow. Draco: Common, that. Considering nothing funny was said, anyway Then he sighed. "I guess your right Ginny." Ron: I dont think she really made a statement left up to opinion... She smiled at him. "Of course I'm right." She stood up and looked down at him, "I'm always right." Draco: Once again, Id just like to comment how she probably *still* wouldnt be eye level with me They laughed and Draco stood up and hugged her to him. "I love you Gin." Draco: Oh yeah. You acting like a stuck up 7 year old just... ugh... uh... take me... take me now! Ron: Oh lord... ><’’ "I know." She responded, "Just like I love you." Harry: I hate to admit it, but your sister is sounding about as self concerned as, well, him. Ron: *Shudders* Draco: Hardy har har, Scar. ~~~~ A dark figure prowled the halls of Hogwarts. Hermione: *Sighs* For a school, Hogwarts is always plagued by daark figures. In fiction, anyway He tried to clear his mind on these walks but he couldn't. Harry: ...seems like a good reason to stop going on them He noticed a group of Hufflepuffs in the hallway and smiled inwardly. Draco: *Snickers* They make me laugh too "Hmmm... And what would a group of students be doing in the halls on a day like this. Harry: ...... Hermione: Going to class, perhaps? And that was a question, Snape, you need a question mark Draco: Did it say its Snape? Hermione: Nah. Just drawing on common consensus fan fiction sterotyping Someone would think you were planning something," Snape said silkily, cheerfully noticing he had startled them. Hermione: Boo yah. Draco: ...yes. Snape may be antagonistic, but he isnt stupid. Hed say they were planning something if they were, oh, being too quiet in the library He felt the fear radiating from the students. Harry: Sheesh... hes not that big of a swoopy old bat One of the braver ones gulped and said, "W-we were only talking P-professor." Draco: Thats the braver one? Apparently Hufflepuffs lose a few inches under the belt to make up for the extra they wear around the waist He raised an eyebrow. "Really?" he asked. "Err...yes." Yes came out in a high squeaky voice. Harry: Repeat the comment about spooky old bat. Only Neville is that terrified of him "Then get along before I take house points." Hermione: Hrm. At least they didnt have him take, like, forty points or something "Yessir." They practically ran away from him. Draco: <Snape> Running in the halls! 2 points each! He chuckled silently, but still his thoughts turned from now to what he didn't want it to. Hermione: Im not even sure thats a sentence Merlin's Beard! Harry: Im not sure if weve been over this or not, but wizards dont use other wizards for swear words. Especially when those wizards come with the ‘Order of Merlin First Class’ I might as well think of her maybe then I'll have peace. Hermione: My kingdom for a comma... Draco: Hermione, you dont have a kingdom. I have a kingdom. He sighed. He couldn't get the brunette off his mind. Hermione: Out of.... wait a minute... Ron: What? Harry: Oh dear god... Draco: *Claps his hands on his mouth and promptly falls off his chair, rolling on the floor laughing* This year she made Head Girl. Hermione: Oh god! Like I really needed more confirmation! Snape thought that she earned it but it had only caused more trouble for he had to meet her at the Heads meetings. Draco: *Reaches up from the ground and hits the Play button on his porno music, and is answered only with jumbled squeaks. He curses, and pulls it down to the floor to try to fix* He walked towards the dungeons. The dark dismal place set his mood more into morbid thoughts. Harry: And yes, that *is* better than pedophilia... He wanted to run his hands through her silky hair. Hermione: Silky? That gives me hope.... Of course what woman would ever get close to HIM, the Demon of the Dungeons, or that greasy haired git. Ron: A greasy haired git of a women? Severus sighed and entered his private rooms. He leaned against his closed door. Harry: Some trick, that, coming in through a closed door, but being able to lean on it too The thoughts running through his head with that girl were those he had been able to control since he was a teenager. Hermione: We get it! He wants to fuck her! Harry: Hermione... Hermione: Yeah, you heard me. If he didn't find a way to stop them he would become no better than those walking hormones all around him. He made a checklist in his mind of what to do. It went a bit like this. a) Stop thinking of her and b) take a cold shower. Hermione: Eewwwww... Draco: *Climbs up* Fixed it. And its not that bad, he didnt mention you by name ~!~!~!~!~!~ <- (I wanted to do something different for the end of the chapter) Draco: <Dryly> That was so *not* a waste of time Chapter End Notes: Sooooo, did ya like it?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Please tell me in reviews. Harry: Was this clear enough for you? Hermione: I dont know... it wasnt terrible. Just mislead Fedelis (faithful) --<--@ Kevishandra @-->-- <^-^>MEOW!! Okay here's a stupid poll (aka Idea to get you to review!) Harry: Ooo, a cheap review grabber. Im beginning to think this ending is the entire reason were MSTing this Here are the things that could happen in the story: 1: Hermione and Snape knock into each other and do... something 2: Hermione finds out Snape wants her and completely breaks his heart 3: Snape gets drunk and does something with Hermione 4: Any other idea. Hermione: .......*breaks into tears* Also no matter what you do I think this will go up to R because that's what kind of mind I have when I do something like this so deal with it! Oh yah! I’m soo happy. This fic is two pages long! P.S. Ummm... Does anyone know how to make something bold, underlined, italic, etc.? Draco: *Staring at Hermione in horror* Youd think we have a chapter two coming up... Harry: For her sanities sake, lets end this here.