Hermione: Oh my god! No! Not one of these HTMLd up fics that werent done properly!
Draco: I suddenly remembered why I dont do grammar
Ron: Ditto
<p align="center"> By Sassy Samantha</p>
Draco: Whats so Sassy about you? The way you flagrantly ignore rules of computer text?
<p align="left">I groan out loud from the sexual pleasure
he's giving me.
Harry: ...thats quite the beginning
Ron: So whos our lucky girl today?
We haven't seen each other since I ran away a while back, but
now I can feel his hard penis pounding my tight hole
Draco: Maybe its a Mary Sue. At least it sounds like a girl this time, I swear if I had to read another fic
where I became Potters bitch...
. We're both getting tired
out, but I'm going strong.
Harry: Im the guy here, arent I?
Hermione: Arent you always? Which means three things. This could be Ginny, me, or Cho.
Ron: Ginny!?
Hermione: You dont surf the net much, do you Ron?
Ron: ...obviously not
Draco: Cute that the writers setting the girl up as the dominant strong one.
I just can't believe he's fucking me.</p>
Draco: Erm... I believe ‘feeling his hard penis pound out of your tight hole’ is beliving
Harry: Do girls even think of their ‘holes’ as tight?
<p align="left">I had a big crush on him in school
Hermione: I think we have a winner.
Harry: ...oh lord.
Ron: ...oh lord.
, our
special school,
Draco: Im special! I get to wear a helmet!
Harry: *Snickers*
Hermione: Draco! Harry! Stop it.
Hogwarts, and when I was depressed he helped me through it, ever
since that day.......
Draco: *Ssssssh* Breaking news, we are breaking into a long, complicated plot without explaining any of it.
*Sssssh*
</p>
<p align="left">My best friend Hermione and I joined arms,
Hermione: I am officially ruled out.
and scurried along to the common room in our tower. Our house was Gryffindor
Hermione: There goes Cho...
,
and we shared a dorm as we were head girl (her)
Draco: Naturally. Youd think all the times she got busted fighting trolls or smuggling dragons would get her
disqualified or something
and a prefect (me).
Ron: Well... maybe it isnt Ginny. She never wanted to be a prefect. She wants to follow George and Freds
steps
We unlinked
our arms as we walked through the hole and up into the common room,
Draco: I want to know why your hugging in mid walk. Wouldnt you trip?
Hermione: Hey, dont hold me accountable for an idiots writings.
I can see
them.
Ron: You go girl. See those mothas up.
Harry and Ron.
Harry: Ah. So ‘were’ the mothas.
He's going out with Hermione though, but he notices me a
lot.
Ron: Would that be me?
Harry: Or me?
Draco: *Snickers* Either way, one of you is dating Granger
Hermione: Get stuffed, Malfoy...
That's when he noticed me the most, Parvati and Lavender had been teasing
me for sometime then and I just wanted to end it all
Draco: Girls dont usually get teased when noticed by a living legend or his goofy ass side kick
Ron: Hey!
. So I waited until that
night and I borrowed something.
Harry: Oh god. A cheap suicide attempt for sympathy. If its a razor, Im going to be pissed.
Draco: After all, theres plenty of lot less painful spells to do it.
When everybody had left the common room, I
stayed there.
Hermione: Is the Common Room ever completely empty before lights out? Seamus practically lives there...
"Aren't you going to bed Ginny?"
Ron: Oh bollocks...
Harry: Maybe it wont be so bad.
Draco: I thought everyone had left. Who is this magical ‘he’, Nearly Headless Nick?
He asks me, I shake my
head and feel the back of my chair to check that it's there,
Draco: If the back of her chair wasnt there, shed fall on her ass
Godric Gryffindor's
sword.
Harry: Dumbledore just let her ‘borrow’ that!? I had to fight a snake to even touch it!
Draco: *Snickers* I think shes planning to viscerate who evers talking to her with it. Your little sister rules,
Wealey.
What I don't realize is that he's left his books down here.
Hermione: Down where?
Harry: Who is he?
Ron: And why the hell does it matter?
As soon as
the last foot has disappeared up both staircases
Hermione: Which apparently happened a good deal ago
I pull it out. It's rather
heavy.
Draco: *Plays Draco-Brand Porn Music*
Ron: Hey! Thats my sister you perverted git!
I'll have to do it quick. I try as hard as I can, but I still can't.
Hermione: This has gone past allusion to pure denying information
Draco: Shes going to kill her self. Whats to get?
Hermione: I gathered. But we havent been given a half decent reason why.
"Oh, fuck it!"
Hermione: Couldnt she just add ‘ “ ‘ marks? It seems a lot easier. And, you know, it actually works.
Draco: Your sister had quite the mouth.
I mutter under my breath and pull out a pair of scissors,
Draco: She has a pair of scissors with her in the middle of the night?
Harry: Maybe her arm has a ‘cut here’ dotted line on it. Tiger wore one of those for a while.
Draco: But Tigers an idiot.
one good slash and I've cut my right wrist.
Draco: Besides for the fact they’re scissors. So I cut a centimeter of skin. And sigh. Because this is going to
take a lot of sawing.
I do the other one as much as I can
and sit for a second before I pass out..............</p>
Ron: All without screaming, crying, or running for a very large bandage. Ginny freaks out when she gets a
paper cut.
<p align="left">He's stood over me
Draco: Didnt ‘he’ go upstairs?
Harry: And shouldnt ‘he’ be running for help?
Ron: Or heal her. That would be fantastic.
"Ginny? Ginny? Are
you alright?"
Draco: Yes you stupid git. Shes unconsious and has her wrists running blood like a crack in a damn, and
shes absolutely fine.
He helps by making my wrists better with his wand
Hermione: So much description.
Harry: That sounds like a hard spell... returning a dozen quarts of blood and stitching skin together with one
move of the wand.
and
promises not to tell my mum. </p>
Ron: ‘He’ is a stupid prick. Telling mom would be one of the wisest things to do right now.
<p align="left">Once my strength is back I thank him.
Hermione: I dont think it happens like that. Theres resting involved.
Draco: ...and clotting.
Then I
tell him that if I stay here then it'll only be a matter of time before I try
that again,
Harry: ...thats quite the thank you.
Draco: A bit dramatic, isnt she?
that's when I swore I'd never see him again.</p>
Harry: What does that have to do with... well, anything?
Draco: And would it help?
<p align="left">But tonight he was feeling frisky and needed
someone to give him some expert head
Ron: ...holy. Crap.
Harry: This better not be me.
Draco: Even I wouldnt try to get some head from a girl who was bleeding out only a few seconds earlier...
, he's really sexy now that he's twenty-one
Ron: Well... hes our age in this time frame. And I know it isnt me.
Draco: *Snickers* Gryffindor common room. You dog, Potter
Harry: *Puts head in hands* Its just a fic its just a fic...
and I realize that my pussy's pounding at the thought of that delicious cock
inside of me pounding my tight hole,
Draco: Weasley, your sister is a sl-
Ron: *Grabs the front of his robes* Do you really want to finish that?
Draco: *Grins* Didnt know you had it in you, Weasley.
I ran to the car and he says since fifth
year all he's wanted to do was fuck me
Draco: You have a car, Potter? I know you lived with Muggles, but I figure youd join the real world once
you graduated...
, I climb into the car.</p>
Ron: Wee.
<p align="left">We're just finishing up now,
Ron: Thank god for lack of description
Draco: Isnt this whole thing illegal?
my pussy's full
of his cum,
Draco: Jesus, unprotected sex in the back of a car... its like a bad porno flick.
I touch myself once he's out,
Hermione: Would that be out of... your... you know? Or the car?
Draco: Wow. Mind in the gutter. You go Granger.
Hermione: ...I slipped.
his cum may be a bit fishy
Draco: Im not sure whether to be appalled or make a joke about his cum seeming suspicous.
Hermione: The former. Definetely.
but it
tastes lovely.</p>
Ron: Well that was just uncalled for.
<p align="left">I pull up my thong, and pull down my skirt
as he does up his fly.</p>
Harry: I thought Id left?
Hermione: I guess we know which she was talking about.
<p align="left">He looks at me and smiles, "Wow Gin,
that was fucking great."
Draco: Hey Ron, does it help focusing on the html to ignore the fact this fic has your little sister getting
treated like a whore?
Ron: Shes not a whore!
He hands me my fifty galleons and I smile,
Draco: *Grins darkly*
Ron: ......*mutters*
"Thanks Ron, come back anytime now.........."</p>
<p align="left"> </p>
Draco: *spit takes his soda all over room*
Ron: Oh GOD!!!!
Harry/Hermione: *Break out laughing*
<p align="left">Disclaimer: I don't own Ginny, Ron or any of
the other characters. They belong to the wonderful J.K. Rowling.</p>
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Harry: Hehe... erm. Sorry, Ron. Final thoughts?
Hermione: Stupid. Plot holes. The HTML was just pathetic.
Draco: And the entire ending was a stupid shock attempt
Harry: Ron?
Hermione: ...I think he passed out