brother is going to school right now.
Draco: Oh Jesus, were one sentence in and theirs a problem...
Harry: The fact they felt the need to add ‘witchcraft and wizadry’, like dozens of other scmucks?
Hermione: The fact its a narrative?
Ron: How about they didn’t mention who the brother is?
Draco: Uh... yeah. And, uhm, your parents dont send you to Hogwarts. You get accepted.
Harry: Oh yeah. That too.
As long as the history goes back, my family has been a pure blood family of witches and wizards.
Draco: ‘The’ history? So apparently this family started out in biblical times, and happened to be lucky
through the millenia by having everyone be obsessed with purity? Not that there’s anything wrong with that,
it just seems uncommon...
Harry: I’d be careful. She sounds like a snitty little bitch. I sense a relative of yours
Draco: *Glares* Well Im sorry all my relatives arent fat fucks who go to private schools called ‘Smeltings’...
And none of us wants to, ever, foul it by marrying a mud-blood.
Draco: Right. Mud-Bloods are Muggle Born. Being as were a wizarding family, that isn’t possible. *Next*...
My name is Cassandra Malfoy, and I am supposed to go to Wizard School next year, but somehow, my
letter came this summer.
Harry: Agh! Mary Sue! Mary Sue! Go go go!
*A horde of SWAT members swarm in, and bash the Mary Sue to the ground. Someone it reconstructs
itself, terminator style, and blows them up. The story continues*
Harry: Agh...
Draco, my older brother, is kind of mad at Albus Dumbledore for thinking of sending me a year before he’s
suppose to.
Draco: Ah *fuck*....
Harry: What exactly are you supposed to be mad about?
I can barely believe it myself! Since I’m on the subject of Draco, I’ll keep that subject.
Ron: What a wonderful butchery of a sentence that was
Draco, older brother by six years, is really quite nice, even though he acts like such a jerk.
Hermione: Thats an oxymoron
Draco: *Glares* Youre an oxymoron!
Hermione: ....it means self contradicting
Draco: Youre self contradicting!
Hermione: *Sighs*
He has always been sending me back owls talking about all the people that hate him and the Professor that
adored him.
Draco: No, that’s what annoying git girls do in classes. And they add illustrations and symbols so it takes
more time to write the fucking letter than it ever could to *tell* the person in the hallway
He’s also been talking about this girl he liked recently and all this other nonsense about things that he cared
about.
Harry: Awww... Draco has a pen pal
Draco: Who on Earth would thing I’d be stupid enough to put all this kind of thing in print?
I wasn’t interested in half the stuff, but it was quite surprising when I found out that the girl he liked was
Hermione Granger, who was a mud-blood!
Draco: ....gaaaaahd....
Hermione: I second that disgusted moan
Harry: Did Draco like, purposely mention that Hermione is Muggle born or something?
It took me much by surprise, and I, Cassandra Morgana Malfoy
Harry: Uggh...
Hermione: Melodramatics now withstanding, ‘morgana’ and ‘cassandra’ wouldn’t be a name given by
parents who thought up ‘Draco’.
, intend to get him out of that love scene.
Hermione: Right. Shes eleven years old. That means her brother is seventeen. That means she wouldn’t be
able to do a damned thing about it
Draco: Why am I writing to my eleven year old sister, while were on the topic?
My own brother, thinking of fouling our pure blood line!
Draco: No one said I wanted to knock her up or anything....
I won’t let it happen!
Harry: Oooo... fear the wrath of the little girl. Would little girl like a wolly pop?
“Oh, how I adore her” and “What a beauty she is” kept on coming in the letters.
Hermione: ...pervert
Draco: What? What did I do?
I couldn’t stand it! It was driving me crazy!
Harry: This is an interesting change. The older brother annoying the younger sister...
As for all of that, it’s about to end this school year because I will break that up.
Hermione: This so called crush is being discussed in really abstract terms. Are we even dating?
Draco: Not if there is a Jesus in heaven.
I will make sure that Draco won’t be dating her any time soon!
Draco: Hey hey. There is. Testify!
Ron: Im still amazed how ineffectual this girl is even though shes so damn stoked about herself
I will never date a mud-blood! They will contaminate the pure bloodline of my family!
Hermione: *Sighs* Yeah, thats what happens. You kiss a Muggle born and your heart stops pumping pure
blood, but crude black oil...
Chapter One: Draco’s Sister
“Now, when I call your name, you’ll step up to the hat and put it on. The hat will decide which house you
will be in, whether it’s Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff, or Slytherin. Then, you will seat yourself down at
your table, with your house mates,” Professor McGonagall said at the beginning of the year.
Hermione: Anyone care to spew out random adjectives adressing that?
Draco: Flat
Harry: Boring
Ron: Useless
Draco: Listless
Harry: Pathetic
Ron: Dry
Hermione: Thank you. Very good.
“I heard that we are going to have many different teachers this year since You-Know-Who has come back
and all!” A boy with brown hair and blue eyes whispered as Professor McGonagall announced the first name
on the long list.
Draco: ....yeah. Because those two things make sense together. Right.
“Please stop with all the You-Know-Who’s and He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. People are saying Lord
Voldermort now. It not uncommon!” Cassandra whispered back to the boy.
Draco: For being so balls to the wall Malfoy, shes sure not helping increase the fear of the Dark Lord
Everyone close to her gave a gasp.
Harry: Apparently it *is* uncommon....
Professor McGonagall gave a small glare before continuing.
Ron: So uncommon even a teacher who encourages it is getting pissy
“Malfoy, Cassandra!”
Harry: *Gasp* She was picked first!? Who would ahve guessed!
There were whispers as Cassandra stepped up to the hat. “Malfoy? Could she be Draco’s sister?”
Draco: ...why are the first years discussing me?
Hermione: Maybe the whispers are coming from the tables behind them
Draco: Well then they wouldnt be hearable
Hermione: ...oh yeah
“Another Malfoy? A lot more trouble coming this way!” Cassandra ignored the comments. Well, I didn’t
quite expect this. I knew he wasn’t that fond of me in any way, but not even mentioning me?
Draco: Sweet fucking jesus, I’ve been writing to her all year
Oh, I will teach him!
Draco: See the knees? They’re knocking. Really they are. Really.
She barely put the hat on when the hat shouted, “Slytherin!”
Hermione: Im enthralled by the description
She happily walked down the aisle to the Slytherin table and was about to sit down at a seat two seat away
from Draco, but suddenly, Draco’s friend Crabbe, or Goyle, moved aside and Draco motioned for Cassandra
to sit down next to him.
Draco: Yeah, I hate her all right
“Hey, Cassandra! How was the boat ride?” He asked, not caring that much.
Draco: Yeah. So I wouldnt ask. And wouldnt the train ride be a little better for discussion?
Hermione: It wasnt in this story...
Draco: Neither was the boat ride.
Hermione: Oh yeah.
“Okay, I guess. Now, it’s my turn to ask a question.
Harry: Ah yes, natural flowing dialogue at its... well... nevermind.
Did you not mention to anyone that you had a sister?” Cassandra glared at him.
Draco: Why the hell would I? And for that matter, does she expect the students of every grade to know even
if I did tell people?
“Hey, chill, okay? I didn’t mention that I had a sister, okay?
Harry: <Draco> Yeah, okay, see, okay, this, okay, is, okay, what, okay-
Draco: We get the bloody point! I dont talk like that
I…didn’t tell many people, but I did tell an exceptionally few! Is that good enough?” Draco said glumly.
Hermione: This character is so unlike Draco its amazing. Did this bint even *read* the books?
It was not nice to get on Cassandra’s really bad side even if she was a small sister who is six years younger.
Draco: Trembling, once again, in fear
“Fair enough…for now!” Cassandra settle down in the chair and looked up in just enough time to see the
last of the students sorted into their houses.
Hermione: Small class this year, apparently
Dumbledore stood up and started his usual speech of the year.
“I understand that it has been a hard time for everyone since Lord Voldermort has risen once again.
Ron: Blunt, isnt he?
But this time, we all hope it will be better than what happened fourteen years ago.
Harry: Erm, yes. I think that is a given
We have one new teacher this year since many has gone to do what must be done.
Harry: ‘Many’ teachers gone, with ‘one’ here. Fuck.
For the new Potions teacher, we have Professor Morgan. Transfiguration will be Professor McGonagall.
Divination has been canceled for the school year, as well as Arithmancy.
Hermione: They dont just *cancel* classes!
Professor Binn is still teaching History of Magic. I, myself, will be teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts,
which must be learned immediately for the upcoming events.
Harry: Good lord. The more nervous students are probably choking on their own stomachs right now!
And now, I will say three words before the food arrives: Dona Nobis Pacem! Now dig in!”
Cassandra turned back to the table full of food. She took very little stuff and ate little,
Draco: <Dryly> No. She took a little and ate a fuckload.
nibbling bit by bit. Crabbe, who was sitting beside Cassandra, noticed this, but didn’t say anything.
Hermione: *That* is a bizarre way to close this
Author’s Note
A bit weird, huh? Draco having a sister, Cassandra being kinda nice and all, a professor named Morgan,
Dumbledore teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts, Cassandra’s middle name being Morgana, Crabbe
noticing really anything.
Draco: Oh god... time for the authors note thats as long as the chapter
Hermione: Cassandra seems bitchy, not nice. And Draco’s sibling has been written dozens of times.
I guess everything will be back to normal in the end. Wonder when the end is. But I’m kinda of glad that
Divination has been canceled.
Harry: Dont talk about the ending in chapter one...
Hermione: And its not like Divination was canceled by chance. You got rid of it!
Professor Trelawny was totally getting on my nerves in all of the books. She was always thinking of new
ways for Harry to die.
Draco: Its official. This story is being used as a way to settle old agendas
A few things must be said about this fanfic. One: All disclaimers apply. Harry Potter characters are property
of J. K. Rowling. Cassandra is mine and mine alone. But I guess you can use Cassandra if you like, just
giving me a bit of credit will satisfy me.
Hermione: Trust me. No one will ever, ever, *ever* want to use Cassandra
Two: This is supposed to be what I think of the happenings of the fifth book if Cassandra was in there, based
around Cassandra
Ron: I guess its called ‘Harry Potter’ for no real reason
. Some mistakes could be made and will be made, but if you find any, point them out for me, please.
Draco: Youve written this. Theres a mistake
This fanfic was written before the fifth book, so much of the information would be wrong. When the fifth
book comes out, I won’t be changing this fanfic or deleting it. It will be there always. Well, maybe not
always, but you get the idea. Third: Dona Nobis Pacem means “grant us peace” in Latin, if I remember right.
There’s a song with only those three small words as the lyric, but it lasted six pages long with the music!
Fourth: Send me flames, comments, or anything you like. But please r/r this story. I worked kind of hard on
it! Thanks!
Harry: Final thoughts?
Hermione: The fact she worked... ‘kind of hard on it’ sums up this entire fic.
Draco: *Plays Porn Music*
Hermione: ...what the hell was that for?
Draco: *Grins* Search through your sentence for the hidden world, and youll understand
Ron: .....lets get the hell out of here