knowledge of Satanism in general, and witchcraft in particular, which she exhibited in her books. Contrary to
her oft-repeated denials of active participation in Witchcraft, her books weave a remarkably accurate portrait
of witchcraft in action.
Harry: Really? Cause, you know, I always thought the whole portkey thing was kinda flawed
Hermione: Not to mention the Hogwarts Express... Hogwarts itself... and all the other of thousands of
things that Rowling made up in her mind and this paranoid twit is going to tie to the occult
As you can see from this table, the Celts [Druids] divided the year into 13 periods, Satan's number of
rebellion.
Harry: Coffee table news- be afraid. Be very afraid.
Draco: Why the fuck is Mrs. Religious Nut spewing Celtic facts here? Nothing in the books is even tied to
13 years. 7 years, 11 years, yeah, but 13?
Hermione: Next shes going to mention Black Cats rub against satans leg on Halloween
Green- is Satan's favorite color, typified by copper, Satan's favorite metal because it is bright and shiny on
the surface, while soft and corruptible inside. When subjected to the outside elements, it turns green;
therefore, copper has been the favorite metal of occultists the world over, because it is the favorite color of
their god, Lucifer.
Hermione: So let me get this straight... not that it has anything to do with the books at all... but because you
*can* make copper green, its known as the devils metal? Good lord... can you imagine going to Greenland?
The entire place is just clusterfucked with Antichrists
Harry's eyes are green
Harry: *Blinks*
Ron: Yeah... there are only so many eye colors to work from here. Are you telling us every person on earth
with green eyes is satanic?
After rescuing Harry from the clutches of that stupid, ugly Muggle, Uncle Vernon, Hagrid the giant gave
Harry a cake for his 11th Birthday. The cake said "Happy Birthday Harry" in green icing.
Ron: ....once again, you aroggant impossible twat of a person, theres only so much on the color wheel.
Dumbledore's "magnificent" robe was a "deep green".
Draco: You know what!? SO IS A CUCUMBER! W000000! *Waves a cucumber* RUN! Its the wand of
Satan! Its corrupting your children! DOWN WITH VEGETABLES!!!
The very popularity of the obvious witchcraft of Harry Potter books tells us that the general population of
America and English-speaking countries is pretty well conditioned to accept the witchcraft and the high level
occultism that Antichrist will be practicing when he arises.
Hermione: Oh, you know, they like to read? Maybe? Enlightening themselves? Eh? Yes?
HARRY POTTER PROMOTOES SOULESS EXISTENCE- "You can exist without your soul, you know,
as long as your brain and heart are still working. But you'll have no sense of self anymore, no memory no...
anything. There's no chance at all of recovery. You'll just-exist. As an empty shell." (The Prisoner of
Azkaban, page 247)
Tiger: What theyre saying here is they think you guys will use souless existence to your advantage, more or
less
Ron: Uh... were saying its a *bad* thing. They do realize that, right?
In , we proved that the Harry Potter series of books teaches children the highest level of witchcraft
attainable; we know this to be true because Harry has achieved the Sorcerer's Stone, representative of the
Fifth and final level of Transmutation of the Soul. At this level, a witch can communicate with the dead at
will, can command demons with ease, and can perform astral travel. Your children are learning this
extremely high level of witchcraft, if you are letting them read these books.
Harry: Oi... *clutches temple* Migraine...
Hermione: Do you want to take this one, cucumber boy?
Draco: Nah. Go head. *Aims a salad shooter at Hermione* Or I will destroy you with Satans gatling gun
Hermione: ...right. First of all, the books dont teach *how* to do anything, ever. Second, he *found* the
stone, he didnt create it. Also, he was a first year. He could barely levitate a feather at this point.
After all, the parents of today's children drank their fill of the Black Magick Witchcraft of the Rock Music
culture of the 1970's-1990's.
Draco: Oohhh... attacking Metallica. Good idea. AGH! Fried Green Tomatoes! Grreeeeeeen!!!
I was extremely startled to see a Unicorn, because it is a commonly used occult symbol for Antichrist. Listen
to several authorities on this subject.
Harry: No, Id rather not. Erm... the books represent, as do most people, unicorns to be pure, virginal,
beautiful... that kind of thing
Draco: Thats it! Shes mad at the virginal. She doesnt like seeing that aspect of herself manifested
In all Harry Potter books, witches and warlocks are conjuring up all sorts of different spells in order to get
revenge on an enemy or to play a trick on someone
Hermione: Or to... uh... help serve the world...
Harry: Did we ever learn a spell for revenge or a trick?
Ron: Not really...
In fact, students casting spells upon other students has gotten so bad that Hogwart's School of Witchcraft
and Wizardry issued a proclamation forbidding such practices. Some of these spells pose a great difficulty to
the victim because they are not easily reversed, or cancelled. Throughout the various books, anti-spell
conjurations and/or potions are concocted just to reverse a powerful spell.
Harry: That proclomation has been in check since the school began, and its *not* against us using magic on
each other, its about using magic at all in the summer time
Hermione: Besides, whats an anti-spell potion supposed to do, if not reverse a spell!?
Once again, Hermione's hand was first to be raised, as she explained that the cry of the Mandrake is fatal to
anyone who hears it. When Professor Sprout exclaimed that this answer was correct, I was puzzled because
no plant of which I am aware has any kind of a cry capability at all.
Hermione: What you dont know could fill a bottomless pit you self righteous bitch...
Harry: Not to mention its magical
For crying out loud, Rowling wrote the story line so that a human baby formed the root system of the
Mandrake Plant!
Draco: Or... uh... *or* she wrote that they were plants, lifeless and souless. Just maybe.
Non-witch people are known as Muggles, and they are depicting as being "dumber than a box of rocks", of
being physically obscene, and of living the most boring, unimaginative lives possible.
Harry: Uh... remember the gardener from book four? The independant, hard worker who got to meet a
group of wizards and one helluva big snake?
Finally, after the most stupid flight possible to avoid the letters, enough letters arrive at the boat on which
Uncle Vernon has taken Harry that Harry finally gets his hands on one of the letters.
Hermione: See, this is where you know she just skimmed the book. Hagird came, and gave him the letter.
There was a hole chapter on that!
D. A beginners guide to transfiguration- by Emeric Switch. Once again, whenever a witch changes the
physical characteristics of something, he or she is practicing very high-level witchcraft, has a high level of
demonic possession, and has had to carry out human sacrifice themselves or have someone else do it for
them.
Hermione: But they dont *do* that in these books... so its not REAL
B. Potions Class- -- taught in one of the dungeons [p. 136] How disgusting must the atmosphere for this
class, and others, taught in a dungeon, which was built to torture people to death?
Ron: It would be, except that Hogwarts was built as a school, and the dungeons were never actually used in
that way
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry has four fraternity houses:
Hermione: Frater. Latin. Means brother. So the girls slept outside?
. Hatred toward others -- " 'I hate them both', said Harry, 'Malfoy and Snape'." [p. 196] Far from being just
an isolated occurrence, or something said in jest, I find this attitude too common in the Harry Potter books.
Harry: He *mocks* my dead parents!
Professor Quirrell told Harry, "There is no good or evil, there is only power, and those too weak to accept
it” [p. 291] This is standard Witchcraft, and standard Illuminist doctrine. This doctrine is the guiding light to
those Illuminists who are driving the world into the Kingdom of Antichrist. This doctrine is very seductive to
those immature children trying to grow up in our current culture; since a child's inherent nature is evil, he
will find such philosophy more appealing than the Gospel of Jesus Christ. Christian parents, beware!
Hermione: Our inherent nature is evil? Bummer
Harry: Christian parents, beware of paranoid idiots preaching bullshit in your ear! We say that philosophy is
evil. Eeeeevil. As in BAD.
Students are taught to depend upon Witchcraft for every part of their lives . All food is conjured up rather
than prepared, all the dishes are conjured clean, and even the hospital depends upon Witchcraft to get
students well [p. 156]. Neville Longbottom, one of the more clumsy students, received a crystal ball from his
grandmother called a Remembrall The ball glows scarlet if you have forgotten something you should have
done. [p. 145]
Ron: Right. The Elves do it. Not magic. Next.
Harry was eleven when he was admitted to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. The number
eleven is considered sacred to the occultist, as it is the first primary number. Occultists will also add up
numbers to get an occult number that is sacred; thus, I was highly interested when the bank vault maintained
for Harry by his Mom and Dad before their death was numbered '713' [p. 73]. When you add '7 + 1 + 3 =
11'. Then, we learn that, in the money of the Fantasy Reality, "twenty-nine Knuts to a Sickle". When you
add 2 + 9 = 11.
Hermione: Its a *number*. Numbers appear a lot in books.
Harry confronts Evil Valdemort directly, slays the hideous green snake who is the monster of the Chamber
of Secrets, and then uses powerful Black Magic to vanquish Lord Valdemort.
Harry: Actually, I didnt use any magic at all. I stabbed a book with a tooth. And it was Tom Riddle
13. The power of the Black Magick fraternity house, Slytherin, is totally broken at Hogwarts School of
Witchcraft and Wizardry
Hermione: Thats a bad thing?
Draco: Slytherin isnt even a Black Magick house! Were just neutral.
Ron: And never had power to begin with...
Harry: And if they did, it wouldnt have been broken. Final thoughts?
Draco: Yes. *Ahem* To all you pseudo religious fanatics who want to force your ideals on other people-
please go fornicate yourself with the Horn of Plenty. That is all.