All right, for my 50th chapter in the Unleashed series, Ive decided to trace back through allll the other 49
MSTS and bring together all of the qoutes that made Draco spout off his now infamous Porn Music. Why?
Well, for some reason or another, its one of the most popular parts of the series.
Im often asked two questions about said porn music. First of all, does it really exist. Second, where did I get
the idea to use it here? Well, yes, to the first one. Using a sound synthesizer some years back, that we
happily discovered had several moaning, or ‘happy’ girl sounds on it, Falcon and I laid down a cheap Techno
track, and quickly added the moans in between. And then we stumbled upon the evil laugh. Unable to resist,
after every particurally energized girl yell, we inserted this soft, evil, rumbling laugh.
Dracos Porn Music was born.
How did I get the idea to use it here? Actually, Its something I do in real life. No, I do not carry around a
tape recorder and play this music. Instead, I put my hands up to my mouth and spit out a quick rendition of
it whenever something particurally pornopgrahic sounding was said.
So enjoy, happy readers. Dracos Porn Music, the Legacy, from beginning... to what we can only hope will
just be stage one.
He was a tiny kid, full of blonde curls
Draco: So your telling us someone took blonde, curly hair and stuffed this kid with it?
Hermione: Ew, Draco...
and big, too
Draco: *Porno music blares in the background*
Hermione: EW! Stop it!
Locked me up in a cold, metal room and tied me down to a restraining bed.
Hermione ran up behind Harry and huged him.
She knew it she was head over heels for Harry. In third year she had tried to do everything with him but it
was just so hard. She was still ready to do anything for him:
“really!” She pounced on him nocking him down in a hug and he laughed then she did too.
Harry got into the back seat of the Dursley’s back car.
After they got Narcissa off Draco, Lucius put his arm over Draco’s shoulder and brought him to their back
yard.
"Well we did, but we also found Wood in the process."
Cho Chang was lying on the hospital bed with beads of sweat rolling down her face.
I need this.
Harry: ....*staring dizzily at floor* Stop the room, I want to get off...
Lily: ::giggles:: see you tomorrow. ::heads off to bed::
James: ::grins at Sirius::
Hermione: If I questioned, then there should be a question mark. This isnt really hard
Part One:Ana's little secret.
"GET OFF Harry!" yelled Ron from under Harry.
"'Arry! Gerroff ove ee oww!"
Ron gave on last shove and Harry was off on him
Harry laid his head on Ron's knee,
"I know," smiled Harry, "but you could have asked for me to get off."
Snape thought that she earned it but it had only caused more trouble for he had to meet her at the Heads
meetings.
He even asked her to stay behind after the lesson to discuss her improvement in potions
I can feel the wolf stirring
inside of me
“And who would you be?” Asked a drunk man Lily presumed.
Then she noticed the medium sized boy sitting next to him.
Hermione: Woah... thats too gross. ‘medium sized’ is too much for me
He pointed to two burley boys that were like huge rocks, stiff and solid
Hermione: The fact she worked... ‘kind of hard on it’ sums up this entire fic.
Draco: *Plays Porn Music*
Hermione: ...what the hell was that for?
Draco: *Grins* Search through your sentence for the hidden world, and youll understand
Sad, really, anything that small could be so destructive.
"POT-MUM! HARRY WON'T COME!"
Percy: Now.. in our time and age, the evil Queen Quirell has resided on a place where she
can work her evil deeds and… produce evil people..
Oh, come off it Ron!
Draco: Erm, Ron, I think you have a little homophobism on your chin. Or is it... *Porn
Music*
He took his wand from his pocket and cleaned off.
Hermione: I *hate* that expression. No ones mouth actually forms into an O unless they
have a popsicle in their mouth or something
>>>Draco woke up to feel something warm on his face
“Where’s my coc?”
~*~In The End~*~
>>>"just like your mothers"
>>> SMACK "OOOFFF,
>>>"Thanks so much, you dont know how much this means to me." and Ice turned to
Hermione and gave her a hug.
I pull it out. It's rather
heavy.
I swallow
“ My Lord… I have a request…”
Draco: See you folks. As a closer- *Turns volume on his boombox to highest, and plays
the porno music. Listens for a moment, and then walks out.*