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Draco: ...youve got to be kidding, right? What the fuck was this called again?
Tiger: Uh, ‘Voldemort and Wormtail Sitting in a Tree...’
Draco: Right. See. I would porn music that. But now Im just sick. *Walks off*
Harry: You honestly expect us to final thought that? I knew you were lazy, but this is the kind of thing you
could MST after nine shots of vodka!
Tiger: ....*hangs head in shame*
Hermione: We have got to find a different writer... ICZER! Get over here!
Iczer: *Blinks* Dont drag me into this, I do my own MSTs
Hermione: *Mutters* Ok. Heres a deal. The next fic you make us gather together for doesnt read like really bad Pepsi commercial from the 70s? Motherfucker, Ive already SEEN Pepsi commercials from the 70s.
Tiger: Deal.