Draco: ...allow me to translate. <Author> This has absolutely nothing to do with Harry Potter.
Harry: <Author> I just like magic.
Hermione: <Author> And antidepressants
Ron: <Author> And those jeans that looks muddy! Because thats cool, right!? Right!?!?
"Bobbobbobobbobobbobbobbobbobbobbobbobbobbobbobbobbobbobbob!!!!!!!!" A deranged psychopathic
killer screamed.
Hermione: Is that saying... Bob over and over again, or Bobbo? Or Bobbob?
Draco: Its saying that the author is a stupid fuck, just not using those letters.
Hermione: ...agreed.
"I sent the M&M's out on you!
Ron: ...well, I can give them credit for one thing. That phrase has never, in any context, been written down
before this date.
Hermione: Thats only a good thing if the phrase doesnt suck, Ron
Ron: ...oh.
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (it gasps for breath)
HAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!"
Hermione: It? So its not a girl or a guy?
Draco: ...there wouldnt be much to laugh about, if that was true
Harry: Im sure this occured to the reader as soon as they went over that sentence, but the longer you drag
that sort of thing, it gets less effective by the letter
Last week Bobbobbobbobbbobbobbobbob and continue with all the Bob's ate a slice of moldy bread, so IT
went insane.
Hermione: ...Im amazed. Its name is actually that whole bob-dealy
Draco: *Thats* what amazes you? Im amazed that the dumb fuck felt the need to say ‘and so on will all the
bobs’ when they have a copy and paste option right *there* for convenient usage
"Duuuude!" the lots of Bob guy screamed.
Harry: Idiiiioooooot!
Draco: Once again. Copy. Paste. Jerk off. And thats not an order, thats an insult.
For he didn't know that he had a pack of SOUR Skittles in his pocket, or he would of sent them out to battle
against the M&M's.
Hermione: Because that sentence isnt one of the stupidest things ever written, or anything like that...
So the M&M's melted an ice cube.
Hermione: I know searching for logic in this thing is like searching for someone who went to Hooters for
wings, but the only way M and Ms could melt anything was if they were on fire and thrown at a very easily
meltable object
"!ICECUBE!!" he screamed, starting to cry. "You were my true love!"
Group: .....
Harry: Tiger obviously decided to go the other direction with that whole ‘subtly idiotic’ thing he tried last
week.
Hermione: ...apparently the qoutation marks are excited, because that exclamation point before the word
‘Icecube’ doesn’t work for emphasis in any of the hundreds of languages that grace this earth
Yes, yes, I'm scared too.
Draco: ‘Too’? Im not scared, Im irritated to the point of murder
Harry: Ditto. Wait! I mean... I am scared. Come here and comfort me while I go get my knife...
Passersby just stopped and stared at Bob guy and a puddle of water, which used to be Icecube.
Hermione: Is Icecube another name of a person? And if so, wouldn’t melting it be both damn hard, and
incredibly illegal?
Soon Harry Potter came and saw Bob guy with what used to be Icecube.
Harry: Wait... if its Bob ‘guy’, then why did they call him ‘it’ earlier?
"!ICECUBE!" Harry screamed, starting to cry, falling on the ground next to them. He started twitching like
crazy.
Harry: ...Im sorry for not saying more folks, but considering were both still reading this fic, Im embarassed
for both of us
Ron appeared out of nowhere and saw one weirdo, a puddle, and some freak, twitching.
Harry: ...Im going to pretend Im the puddle
Draco: So we have a freak, a puddle, a weirdo, and now a welfare baby. Find yourself a baby born to two
cousins and youve got yourself a redneck fishing trip!
"Harry?" Ron asked, noticing the twitching figure. "Is that you?"
Harry: ...no. We probably just walked right out of the same place, but its someone else entriely.
Harry stopped twitching. "Yeah," he said standing up, forgetting why he was on the ground.
Draco: Thats it, this thing is making fun of himself. So from here on out, were just going to name something
that might actually be dumber than what he wrote. Maybe. Have a problem with that?
Group: ...*blinks*
Hermione: Does *who* have a problem with that?
Draco: ....shut up
He then noticed the puddle again. He then held his nose and started singing opera. And then is started to
snow, rain, hail, got sunny, and cloudy, the odd thing is it was night.
Ron: ...Rush Limbaugh caught making out with Bill Clinton
Hermione then popped up with a marshmallow in her hand.
Hermione: ...Anna Nichole Smith marrying a poor fetus
"Hi *munch munch* guys!" she said through 12 bites of a tiny little marshmallow.
Harry: Six midgets. Spanking a man. Covered in thousand isle dressing. In school.
Harry turned around, "HI!!!!!!!!!!" he sang suddenly stopping. He yet again forgot why. He spun in a circle.
Harry ran over towards the lamppost next to the puddle. Accidentally tripping over the puddle, he then
noticed the puddle that used to be Ice cube, once again.
Draco: A kid in Catholic Church with *out* a limp
Harry: .....ew....
"!ICE CUBE!" he screamed falling on the floor doing that one walk Homer did on the Simpsons. You
know, the one where he walks in a circle on his side, on the floor, yelling Woo woo woo woo! Except he
wasn't doing all the woo's he was screaming/singing: "I love you, and I need you, Ice Cube I, love you, I do
neeeeeeeeeed no matter what I do." You know Dilemma, Nelly, Kelly? Yeah.
Ron: A sober Irishman.
Hermione: ....great. That wasnt even funny, and now were all going to jail
What will happen next time?
Draco: ...do we care?
Will Harry stop being so psychopathic?
Harry: No. I dont believe we do care.
Will Hermione finish her tiny little marshmallow?
Hermione: So why the fuck are they still talking?
Will Ron talk again?
Ron: Maybe this is some not-so-subtle revenge against a world that excluded and ridiculed the author
Who/What is that deranged Psychopathic killer?
Harry: Nah... people were actually praising this stuff on FF.net
What about BOBGUY?
Hermione: ...your kidding
And Ice Cube?
Draco: *Sighs* No, I dont think he is
And MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! MAD COW DISEASE!
Hermione: .....and they kicked *us* off of there