would make me very happy, but I don’t so oh well! All these amazing characters belong
to J.K. Rowling, that really amazing author of the 4 Harry Potter books!
Draco: Actually, if you owned any of us, youd spend your life having us make out, just
like most of the useless slashers out there who forget to share the wealth.
Harry: Erm... that was amazingly, well, convictive, Draco.
Draco: Shut up, Potter.
>>>WARNINGS: this is a slash!! HP/DM! You know m/m?
Draco: Actually, the first time I heard the word ‘slash’, I thought they meant I was cutting
you up with a knife.
Harry: So you read it?
Draco: Oh yeah. Imagine my surprise.
Ron: *Snickers*
>>>if you don’t like then get the heck out and don’t read b/c you shouldn’t read this!
Draco: *Holds up the ropes that bind him to the chair* Any other bright suggestions,
lady?
Hermione: That sentence was basically repeating the same thing three different times,
using a dumber expression each time.
>>>Go away! If you like this stuff…..no need to warn you just sit back and enjoy!!
Hermione: Even people who do like... erm, ‘this stuff’, as it is so succinctly described by
this 2 watt bulb, couldnt enjoy this fic thus far. Shes spent about 10 minutes writing time
on the topic of her.
Draco: (Random Author) Ok, my life storys done. But Ive grown tired. No story for you!
>>>Authors Notes: well I had written before but some silly chick stole my name
Ron: What makes her silly?
Harry: That she stole the name?
Draco: No, that makes her an innocent mistake maker... or a bitch
Ron: Maybe shes silly cause she chose that particular name to steal.
>>>…. Grrrrrr…hissss…..
Hermione: You go girl. That lowered the glass ceiling of general life by about a foot.
so if you think you have read this before, and that story mysteriously disappeared, then
this is it, it’s back! Yeah go me!
Hermione: Ow! The damn thing just slammed into my head!
Draco: Not that Im in a rush to read this thing, but can we *please* stop talking about this
chick?
Ron: It was probably her fault it dissapeared in the first place, whats with this
returning-story masturbation?
>>>Toodles for now
>>>~*Angel*~
Harry: *’s symbolize angels?
>>>“” taking
Harry: Thats why theyre called qoutation marks...
>>>// // thoughts
Harry: ...shes too lazy to write ‘she thought’
>>>*~*~*~* new person
Harry: And apparently a new person isnt good enough to enter the room with the image
of little stars floating on waves.
Draco: Are you *quite* done?
>>>Draco groaned and rolled over trying to remember exactly where he was, it took a
few minutes before he realized that he was in the hospital wing,
Hermione: First of all, it should take him three seconds to realize where he was,
disoriented or not. Second, if he rolled over in one of their beds, hed fall on his face
Harry: Such a missed oppurtunity...
Draco: Cram it, Scar. Id never get put in the hospital in the first place
>>>and that he was in a tremendous amount of pain all over his body.
Ron: (Draco) Im in the hospital but I feel fine and dandy! Of COURSE he feels pain!
Draco: ...never pretend to be me, Weasley
>>>All he remember that he was fighting that stupid git Potter when he blacked out
Harry: Fist fight? Duel? I want to know which way I knocked Draco out in!
Draco: I *blacked* out, Potter, remember? Probably suffocated from laughing to hard at
your weak attempt at an offense.
>>>, that’s all he could remember before he drifted off into a fitful sleep.
Hermione: Why cant anyone drift off into a good old fashioned sleep anymore?
Harry: And shouldnt he be trying to find out what the hell happened?
>>>~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Harry: Look! Its a new person! Named snakey!
Draco: ...I dont think the asterick/wave comnination is the new person in itself
Harry: Well thats what the fic said...
>>>It was not until a little while later that Harry woke up, he felt all stiff and sore.
Hermione: Wow. Instantly got lost in the plot hole between Draco falling asleep and
Harry waking up.
Harry: What, did we both black out at the same time?
Draco: I probably hit you so hard we both blacked out.
>>>He was stretching out all his sore joints and looking around the room, // Gods I wish I
hadn’t done that to him……hiding feeling for that slimy….but that doesn’t make him
any the less……….. bugger//
Hermione: Complete, confusing, out of no where, drivel. Babble. Rambling.
Harry: We get it... *puts a hand on her arm*... its ok...
>>>Then he heard whimpers coming from a bed a little ways down. // I wonder if……if
he’s ok?//
Draco: Why does he remember and I dont? And how does he know Im- and I insist that
Ive never in my life- the one whos whimpering?
>>>Slowly he slid from the bed onto the cold stone floor, and walked slowly over to the
bed.
Harry: They really should get carpeting in the hospital. Prevents lukemia and such.
>>>//It is Draco crying but he seems to be asleep//.
Draco: Thats the dumbest thing Ive seen in a fic to date. I dont cry. Especially in my
sleep.
>>>Harry looked down upon the boy, he actually looked angelic.
Harry: Ah, the cheap sex appeal of unconsious sobbing boys with probable bruises and
cuts all over him from being knocked out. Smell the testosterone.
>>>His white blond hair framed the pale face perfectly, but there were bruises, and he
winced when he had remembered that he was the one that had put those there.
Hermione: At least they covered that area.
Draco: Tell me why, again, one of the three didnt happen: Me hexing potter. Crabbe and
Goyle beating the snot out of Potter. *Me* beating the snot out of Potter?
Harry: Because your weak, lost you wand, and, uh, theyre on vacation?
Draco: Oh-for-three, Potter.
>>>The boy on the bed whimpered again, Harry thought he felt his heart break.
Ron: That sounds painful as hell.
Harry: ...your telling me. Thats like a burst appendix and then some
>>>Slowly he placed his hand on Draco’s face and brushed away the stray hair.
Draco: What stray hair? You said my hair frames my face perfectly, and for once you
were right damnit!
>>>“Shhhhh……it’s ok, nobody is going to hurt you….shhhh you’re ok don’t worry.”
Draco: ... i knew it Potter. Your a mother wrapped in a teenage boys body.
>>>He looked away for a second,
Harry: -with no explanation of why-
>>> then looked back to see Draco looking up at him in wonder and as quickly as it had
come it turned into a glare.
Draco: As quickly as what came? Me looking at him?
Harry: I think so...
Draco: Well maybe they should flaming *say* that
>>>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Hermione: I think Ive these out. They mean a new characters perspective.
Draco: They should have flaming said *that* too...
>>>Draco woke up to feel something warm on his face
Harry: *Plays Dracos Porno Music*
Draco: Hey! Give me that back! *Snatches it away* Pervert...
>>>and soft whispering, and he opened his eyes.
Draco: I thought you had to open your eyes to wake up?
Harry: Not in the world of bad fiction.
>>>To his surprise it was non other then Harry Potter.
Draco: As if Id swoon like a fucking fan girl. I see the git everyday.
Harry: For once I agree with him.
>>>// he cant be…. I mean what’s going on.
Draco: Shouldnt I assume this is some kind of sick necrophelia-esque rape and kick you
in the balls?
>>> I cant let him know, I’m strong,
Hermione: You cant let him know your strong?
Draco: Apparently not...
>>> I don’t need…….
Ron: Hair bleach?
Hermione: The slightest hint of a tan?
Harry: Human emotions?
Draco: Hah. Hahah. Hah. Jackasses.
>>>him// He then glared up at Potter and spat, “ What the hell do you think your doing
touching me?!! Get the hell away from me you stupid bugger!”
Harry: There had just been a lot of touching with the, you know, fight.
Draco: Whats with all this ‘bugger’ nonsense, anyway?
>>>Potter pulled back in amazement and looked at him, he looked really hurt
Ron: (Harry) Im... Im so upset you dont want me stroking at you after I knocked yout ass
out! *Runs crying from the room*
Hermione: Hehe!
.>>> “I……I……” tears started rolling down his face.
Draco: Yikes, Potter. Did ‘ums get ‘ums little wittle fewwing hurt?
Harry: Hey, dont hold me accountable for that wuss.
>>>Then he jumped up and ran out, well not really ran more limp when it dawned on
Draco what he had done.
Draco: I got the sobby freak off of me. What dawning?
>>>//I just fucked that up royally! Should I go after him?//
Draco: No. No you should not. Git.
>>>Well that’s all for now….if you r/r I will continue! And as I saw some
where…flames will be used to roast , marshmallows! And I would like to take a poll on
how many ppl would like Draco to go after harry…… okie? And with that I leave you!!
Harry: Closing comments?
Draco: The info about her was longer than the story, which was plotless, drivel, and
touch feely plot holish crap.
Hermione: Well... that about covered it, without adding that her closing statements were
just to get responses. This wouldnt exist as a story if Draco just layed there