Through basic life, people can become very, very... stressed out. Anger, depression,
loneliness. Having to pick a deer out of the grill of your Beamer. Things build up. Writers
have it easy though, we have a way to vent- by tearing down the hard work of others.
MSTing. Actually, if you look at the MST’d fics closely, youll find out that they werent
worked on very hard at all.
People looking for a laugh- Im not telling you to leave, but you arent going to kill
yourself laughing here. Trio brand humor is everywhere in this thing, and if that floats
your boat, your golden. But Im not a humor writer. Tini probably described it best saying
“they just sound... bitter.” Either way, this is the place I use to vent my frustrations, to
attack the idiots of the internet using the same characters they so badly misrepresented.
So come on it, guys and gals, pay backs a bitch when you offend the wrong person.
My Standing Disclaimer, for all these: The only ‘characters’ I own within is myself,
Tiger. Griffon owns himself. Despite lack of control, Falcon owns himself. JK Rowling
owns all the characters of the HP univserse. The MSTed fics belong to their not-so
respective writers, to whom the only damage meant is a little deflation of whatever ego
they may possess. Got it? Get it. Good.
Flamers and fans alike- Like nearly all authors, I love reviews. Feed off them. Especially
in this case. ‘Right ons’ get more MSTs done. ‘Fuck yous’ get meaner MSTS done. So
bring it on.
Hermione- Too brainy for her own good. The grammar mystakes, typos, and massive plot
holes nearly kill her in some of the worse fics, so we like to give her long rest periods in
between working.
Draco- More of an observer of human nature than anything else, as he really doesnt care
about lapses in anyones character besides his own.
Harry: Basic bright wizard from England, I guess. Jumps on the flaws in common sense,
tries to keep Malfoy in check, and helps Hermione out with plot holes when she ODs on
her Aspirin. Likes to point out slips out of character, such as Hermione threatening to hex
Harrys nuts or something...
Ron: Also known as ‘filler’. Mainly here as reactionary fodder, Ron ovvereacts to
everything, good or bad. Easily shockable, and prone to pass out when things get truly
bad.
*’s constitute actions, at least for now.
<>’s constitute one of the MSTers mocking another.
Lets roll.