AlrightY The New Girl By: Mione G Summary: Melane Stuart moves to London, England. What adventures await her? Rating: PG-13 Harry: Hopefully a long and painful death Draco: I'm keeping my fingers crossed Disclaimer: I do not own the rights to Harry Potter, and if I did, the 5th book would be out already!!!! .................................... August 1 Stupid book. Mom gave me you to write about my feelings about the 'change'. Hermione: So she's either got her period, or just learned she's a wizard. Ron: Either way I don't care She's been talking about this 'change' that's going to happen soon, but she won't tell me what it is. Harry: Because all parents keep secrets from their children. Draco: If she didn't tell her what it was why give a journal to write about it? I often see her talking to dad about it, and when I try to listen, she yells at me! Hermione: Because your both stupid and annoying? It's a free country! I can listen to whatever I want to!!!! Harry: Yes but you don't have to right to eavesdrop on other conversations bitch. My dad doesn't look too happy about the change. Draco: At some point it would be nice to know what the change is. I've tried to get him to tell me what it is but he gets tight lipped and his face gets scrunched up and he won't say anything until I change the subject. Parents are so confusing. Ron: Nope, yours are just idiots Karey, my best friend suspects mom is going to have a baby. Draco: What lead Karey to suspect this? Oh joy. Another sibling. I have enough trouble with my little sister Sandy. Harry: Believe it or not sug you have no fucking say in the matter. What if mom has twins, or triplets! What about quadruplets! Hermione: That's pretty unlikely unless twins run in the family or you mom's been chugging fertility drugs. And why won't she tell me anything about it? Harry: Because your annoying? Ron: Because she hates you? I know about the birds and the bees. Hermione: Yes, as does everyone else on planet earth Is she embarrassed about it? Draco: I think she'd be embarrassed by having you for a daughter Oh! I don't know. Ron: Then why are you whining about it!? I am a fifteen year old living in a world full of secrets. Harry: Must..control...urge..to....vomit... Hermione: I don't want to think about how stupid that sentence was. Why can't my family be honest? Harry: They are, you're just too stupid to pick up on it. What is so important to keep a secret about? Maybe mom is going to ship me away to go live with Granny and Papa. Draco: God I hope so Nooo!!!!! Ron: Why would living with her grandparents be bad. What if I was adopted and now my real parents are coming to get me. Harry: {twitch} Hermione: Considering this story is a Mary Sue that's pretty likely. Actually if I was adopted that would explain a lot. Draco: Like why you have the IQ of a rutabaga? Oh well! Who cares about my mom's stupid 'change' thing anyways? Harry: You do because you've spent the last 3 paragraphs whining about it. She should be more considerate of others though. Hermione: Of course because the whole world revolves around you sweetie! She should know that I am a fifteen year old young woman and has had enough change! A girl who hates the 'change', MelaneS Harry: Change is difficult for everyone but most people don't whine about it in fanfics. MELANEISMEMELANEISMEMELANEISMEMELANEISMEMELANEISMEMELA Draco {starts weeping} August 2 Well. I know what the change is now. We're moving. Moving! How could my parents do this to me? Harry: That's right it's all about you. It couldn't possibly be for any other reason.  Nope just to torture you. I have spent a respectable fifteen years of my life making friends and getting a good social status in this very spot, and my parents just decide to move. Just like that. Without consulting me. No wonder mom was so happy. Draco: Because your mothers purpose in life is to make you miserable. Ron: Why would they consult her? This is just another way to make me completely miserable. Ron: Actually it's making us miserable too. Moving. Who made up that word anyway? A cow? The word even sounds stupid. Draco: Why does it sound stupid?  Do you even know what the hell your saying? We're Mooooooving to England. Hermione [bursts into tears] Harry: [Starts screaming] London, England. Ron: No London Minnesota! I can't even be in the same country as my friends, let alone continent! Draco: You don't have friends dear unless you count the voices in your head as other people. This confirms my and every other teenager's thoughts. Parents were just sent to earth to make us miserable. Harry: Lets totally ignore the whole 'we wouldn't exist if not for our parents fact.' Hermione: Leave us out of your insane ranting you dumb bint. I'm never speaking to my parents again! Draco: [parents] Yay! Hermione: Just stop writing...please Later that same day I just had to talk to mom though. Draco: I thought she wasn't gonna talk to her parents? I thought that maybe she could hear me out and think about this whole thing more reasonably. Harry: Because a 15 year old girls opinion counts for so damn much. This was our conversation: Hermione: She a stenographer too? Me: Mom, don't you think you're rushing things a bit? Moving to England let alone a foreign country is going to be hard. Draco: For me because it interrupts the fragile fabric of my fantasy world. You could just start small. Move across the street until I'm eighteen. Harry: Because it's the exact same thing. Living across the street, moving to a diffrent country.  They're interchangeble. Then you'll be ready to really move to England. Ron: They are ready your the one with the problem Mom: Silly girl, (Trixs are for kids~` Just joking.:-) Draco: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGGGG! I bought the tickets months ago and we're all packed! Haven't you noticed people clearing out some of the rooms? Harry: No that wouldn't penetrate her wall of illusion. Me: I thought that was to make room for the baby. Mom: Baby? Melane, what are you talking about? Draco: The siblings in my fantasy world! Me: Nevermind. When are we leaving? Mom: The day after tomorrow. Hermione: So she didn't notice the whole fucking house was empty and that people were leaving with the furiniture? We'll stop in Paris for a day, and then head over to England. Harry: The Tokyo, the Italy, we have no concept of time and distance! Me: The day after tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Um.mom. One last request. Can I go live with Karey? Mom: Of course not! You're going to England. Draco: The correct answer is 'yes now get the hell out of my house bitch!' Me: Can I move to Canada then? Mom: Canada? Me: Yeah. Then I can at least be in the same continent as my friends! Harry: Unless her 'friends' live on the Canadian border it's not the same thing! Hermione: Distance and time, believe me they do have an effect on traveling. Then I got huffy and tried to make a dramatic exit like you see on all those shows with upset teens in them. I tripped on the way out. Draco: I'm going to enjoy this moment A very frustrated girl, MelaneS LONDONLONDONLONDONLONDONLONDONLONDONLONDONLONDONLON Hermione: This is a symptom of mental problems. Final thoughts? Harry: I hate this fic Hermione: So do I!