A/N: Hi every one, I hope you like this story, it's not one of my best, and
I'm not to into the Draco/Herm thing, I'm really in to Harry/Ginny, and
Ron/Herm, but here it goes. Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters,
the all belong to JKR!
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Draco: Oh great another fic where I'm paired with bushy-head big-teeth over
here.
Hermione: Hey!
Harry: Oy..
What About Us?
"Bye!" Hermione said and skipped out of the Common Room
"Where is she off too?" asked Harry
"Her and Malfoy are going to eat popcorn by the lake." Ron replied
Draco: Okay first why am I dating Hermione? I hate her! Second eating
popcorn by the lake is not a Malfoy date.
Harry: Yeah a Malfoy date requires you going to get one of those 'special'
massages
Draco: Hey!
"Malfoy, should have guessed," said Harry
"You know what Harry," Ron started
"What?" Harry asked
Harry: Were idiots!
Ron: and boring!
"I sort of miss her" he finished
"Yeah," said Harry "Me too, but I reckon there's nothing we can do about it,
oh well"
Harry: Cause we can't ya know talk to Hermione, or attempt to spend more time
with her.
Draco: Good lord take her back I don't want her!
Hermione: Grrr...
"Or maybe there is" said Ron
"Or maybe there is . . . . . what?" Harry asked
Hermione: A way to increase your IQ?
Harry: A way to get out of this fic?
"Maybe there is a way we can split them up" Ron said excitedly
"No, no way, there is no way I'm going to interfere with them!" Harry said
Harry: Oh wow... I'm almost in character...
"Oh come on, Harry" urged Ron, "you said it yourself that you that you miss
her, and now we've got to do something about it!!"
"But Ron, I don't want to hurt Hermione! If we try and split them apart,
Hermione will probably end up with her heart broken! Harry explained
Hermione: As opposed to me being truly happy with the fact that my friends
ruined my relationship. Even if it is with the blonde git.
"Not if we play is the safe way!" Ron said and pushed Harry to their
dormitory to do some planning.
Draco: What way is that?
Once they were in their room Harry looked out the window and saw Draco and
Hermione sitting by the lake. Malfoy threw a piece of popcorn up and caught
it in his mouth then Hermione clapped. Harry thought 'Maybe Draco isn't
really a jerk, maybe he is just a misunderstood kid only needed friends, no
not like Crabbe and Goyle, but real true friends, and Hermione was giving him
just that!
Harry: Apparently watching someone catch popcorn with their mouth is a way to
develop a deep personal understanding.
Hermione: Why am I clapping? It's not that interesting. Besides I know six
spells that can do the same thing, only better.
Ron: And how is a desire to kill people being misunderstood?
"So what should we do to Malfoy?" Ron asked breaking Harry's concentration
"Wha- what" said Harry looking away from the window
"What should we do to Malfoy?" Ron repeated, looking agitated
Harry: Put him in a box, tie it with a ribbon and throw it in the deep blue
sea!
Ron: That was weird...
"Nothing" Harry shrugged and went out to the Common Room to finish his
homework.
Harry: Oooh, the drama the excitement, my heart may burst!
Draco: Waay to much time around me
Final thoughts?
Hermione: No real spelling and grammar errors.
Ron: Just boring and pointless
Harry: Not to mention vastly out of character