Harry: You know you could almost hate JK for her titles.
Most kids loved summer vacations and holidays. But not Harry. He had to spend
the summer with his worst nightmares, the Dursleys. They always make him
clean the house and cook dinner. Not just that, they ignore him when they
have guests over.
Draco: Because no other children in the world have to do chores.
Harry: And I really don't care about their guests.
It was three in the morning. Harry woke up with Hedwig pecking the window.
She was carrying a letter. Harry let Hedwig in. The letter was from Ron.
Ron: As opposed to Harry shooting her out of the sky.
Hermion: My isn't the description wonderful and thought provoking?
Dear Harry,
How's your summer so far? I hope the Dursleys haven't been that bad to you.
My dad asked Dumbledore, if you can come to stay with us. And he said yes. So
we will
Draco: You have a unique grasp of the obvious Weasly.
go and get you in three days. The last letter said that you got over Cho. I
want to know
why you don't like her anymore. And I think you have a crush on someone. I
want to
Harry: I still like Cho!
Draco: My Mary Sue sense is tingling!
know whom you like now. You can tell me when you get here. Let's move onto
Quidditch so I don't get too nervous with The Love Thing. Since, Hermione
said she'd
tryout for the chaser. If both of us make the tea, it will be will awesome.
Well, I'm
gonna go now. Happy Holiday.
Love from,
Ron
Hermione: If you both make the tea? And why would I be a chaser? I don't
care that much for Quidditch.
Draco: Lord Weasly your even boring in your letters!
Ron: HEY!
P.S. Phoeagles just got back from sending a letter to Hermione for me. She
said we need
to pick her up too, on the day that you guys are staying over. Oh yea.
Phoeagles is my
new bird for sending letters and stuff. I gave Pig to Ginny. And we will be
there at 10:00
Ron: Phoeagles? Was I suffering from head truma when I named the bird?
AM
Bye-Bye
Draco: Bite me!
Harry took another deep sleep. When he woke up, it was 8:43 AM. He took a
shower and got dress. At breakfast, he asks his uncle if he can go to stay
with Ron.
Harry: First thanks for telling us the exact time cause it's so important.
Second I think I'd have learned by now not to bother asking for permission.
" Uncle Vernon"
" Yes, Harry?" His face was buried in the newspaper as always.
Draco: [Porn Music}
Harry: Now your just reaching.
" I was wondering, if I can go and stay over at my friend's house, Ron, the
one that came last year."
" Yes, Harry, you may go as long as they don't come the same way they did
before, and they bring a normal car."
Harry: Who are you and what have you done to my Uncle?!
" He will, because we will have to pick up a friend in the Muggle Nei----- ."
" Don't you dare say that * M * word and the other one too. Or you won't get
a single meal till the day they arrive." yelled Uncle Vernon.
Harry: O-kay...
Ron: Why is offened by the word Muggle?
Hermione: Don't think to hard on it. You'll have a seizure.
One day, before the Weasleys arrive. He went out and takes a walk at 6 in the
morning. While he was walking, he heard someone calling his name.
Harry: Why I was walking at 6 in the morning however will never be explianed.
" Hi, Harry," greet Arabella Figg.
" Hi, Miss Figg," greeted back Harry.
Draco: I don't know about but this saying hi scene has me on the edge of my
seat!
Harry: Miss Figg the old lady who babysits me? Why is she here?
" Harry, dear, do you want to come in and have a talk with me.
" Sure, yes"
Harry: The correct answer is Hell no.
" So Harry, how was your school? I haven't seen you in a while. You' re
probably busy with school works and projects right."
" Yes"
" I still remember my year there at Hogwarts. It was great. I was a Head
Girl. I was so happy in my years. I was in Gryffindor too," said Figg with
happiness in her eyes.
Draco: Wait a minute! When did Miss Figg become a witch?
Harry: And why wasn't it mentioned before?
Hermione: The answer to both is 'bad writing'.
"What? You never told me you went to Hogwarts. Why didn't you tell me you are
a witch?" shocked Harry.
Ron: Good question
"Well since you were a baby. Dumbledore told me to look after you, so I got a
house in this neighborhood. I've been look after you all along. And three
months ago, Dumbledore called Remus, Sirius and me together right after all
the kids got back to their original home, because You-Know-Who is out there
somewhere. So---."
Harry: Watch over me? Miss Figg babysits me whenever the Dursleys don't
wanna take me along.
Ron: And why does she know Remus and Sirus?
" Bella can you make a some tea for me please," a voice came out of nowhere.
" Yes, of course," mumbled Figg
It was Remus Lupin.
Harry: Lupin... NOOOO!
" Professor Lupin!!!! What are you doing here?" shocked Harry.
" Watching over you like Bella. Dumbledore wanted me to stay with Bella,
because she is good at potion. So she can make me Wolfsbane Potion for me
every full moon. Oh yea, you are welcome to call me Remus or Lupin. So Harry,
have you got in trouble with your cousin and other relatives since you got
back from Hogwarts?" said it with happiness, because he gets to see his
favorite Hogwarts student.
Draco: Oh this will be fun..
Hermione: First it should be good at potions.
Harry: Not to mention 'watching over me' seem to mean letting my relatives
beat me up whenver they want to.
Ron: Does it matter what you call Lupin?
" Yea. I got in trouble like 3 weeks ago for sneezing at Dudley. I mean, why
are they even mad about that. I can't control when I'm gonna sneeze. That's
what Snape would do; take points from me when I sneeze in his class. And I
got grounded for doing that like a week," murmured Harry.
Hermion: Snape is a bastard but even he wouldn't do something that stupid.
Harry: 'Doing that like a week'?
Draco: Don't think to hard on it.
" I can't believe they would do that. How can a living creature do that? They
are so pathetic. That's why sometime I hate Muggle. They are so annoying
sometimes," yelled. Remus.
Harry: Is it even worth pointing out how out of character that is for Lupin?
Hermione: And you can't judge the entire muggle population based on three
people.
" I know, since I've been here. They are the only family that is really mean.
Maybe the Dursleys are just bad and other Muggles are fine. I don't know why
they hate you so much. Is it because they hate you mom for being a witch and
now they hate you because you are a wizard? Or is it because they are mad at
your parents, so they hate your too because you are their son? Or maybe they
don't want you to live with them," said Bella with angriness.
Hermione: Grammar...to..bad...must...get...help... [passes out]
Draco: Is 'angriness' a word?
" I don't know, but well I'm going to stay with the Weasleys tomorrow so I'm
really happy about it, because I get to stay with my two most best friend
ever in my life. He-He," said it with a smile. " Well, you guys are people
who I know that I can trust, but can I ask you something really important and
can you guys not tell anyone?"
Harry: Why do I sound like a five year old with a fatal head wound?
Draco: Once again the answer is 'bad writing.'
" Sure, Harry, you can trust us both. We will always be there when you need
us," said Remus with a bright smile.
" Well, I really like this girl last year and I know I got over her. So now
I'm in love with another woman who I thought that I possibly couldn't be in
love with. She is like my hope and dream right now. And you know since first
year at Hogwarts, we became this best friend. So I don't know what will
happen if we start a relationship and break up. It will be every different
from before the relationship if we break up. It would kinda be different when
we are not together and stuff. So can you give me some advice?" said Harry
with sadness and embarrassment.
Harry: Shouldn't I have more important things to worry about?
Draco: The fact that you got over Cho so quickly is a bad sign.
" Well, I think you should ask yourself if you want to be with her now. Love
is a something that you have to be ready. You need to know yourself first.
'Cause if you mess anything up. Then everything thing, when I say everything
I mean most of things or every single thing will be totally different. Even
though you and her will still be best friend, but the friendship will be
completely different," Arabella detailed about the love issue.
Hermione: Good lord who wrote this? A retarded monkey with hooks for hands?
" Harry, so who is this woman? Wait. Wait. Wait. I think know who it is. Let
me guess. Is it Hermione?" wondered Remus.
Hermione: Oh no. Leave me out of this tripe!
" Yes, I really love her," said Harry.
Ron: Well good for you
He spended the whole morning at Arabella and he ate there too. When he got
back at the Dursleys. Aunt Petunia said something to him.
Harry: My god my Aunt spoke to me! Alert Ripleys!
" Harry, I think you should go and back up for your trip tomorrow at your
friend's house," said it nicely.
Draco: Back up? Your driving a van to the Weasley's?
Harry: My head hurts.
Harry was shocked of what he heard. Why was she being so nice and kind to
him? Maybe she was happy that he is going away or something but oh well. Like
he would care what she does. She has always been bad to him so if she is nice
to me now. Still I will not be nice to them, just act normal
Ron: Instead of cursing them and locking them in the basement.