Draco: Ah yes. The dreaded April Fools day. An entire holiday created to cover an over
exposure of magic on an April morning hundreds of years ago.
Hermione: For as much as you know, you should get better marks.
Draco: Shove it, Granger.
As of today, the following two types of entries will no longer be allowed in any section
due to persistent abuse:
Harry: Abuse? Someones been beating the poor fics?
Ron: Well, if theyre the ones weve been MSTing, they deserved it.
Draco: Ditto that.
Lists : types of writing void of plot and is as the name implies, just listings. ex: Top 10..,
Reasons why....
Draco: Are you implying we dont know what a list is?
Hermione: Wait a second, isnt there an actual list section?
Harry: Yeah, I think so.
Hermione: Well then somebody should take two letters off of the beginning of abuse.
MSTs: types of writing where another story is copied word for word from another author
with comments inserted between the original text.
Draco: Hey! Props to us.
Hermione: Er, Draco? They just said weve been banned.
Draco: What!?
Ron: Wait... that means we get out of the chairs!
Tiger: *Wanders in* Yeah, yeah, youre free to go. *The ropes dissapear*
Everyone: *Sits still*
Tiger: ...well?
Hermione: I dont want to stop. I mean, these things are hideous, but were doing a good
thing by maybe convincing others not the repeat the mistakes!
Harry: Yeah!
Ron: Yeah!
Draco: This is *stupid*! How are people abusing MSTs? By posting them? In that way
you could say slash was being abused and ban *it*!
Hermione: For once, Draco, you and I are on the level.
Existing lists in the misc > lists category
Hermione: *Gumbles* See! They made a category for them and then punish people for
posting them by destroying their hard work!
and existing MSTs will be removed starting April 21st.
Draco: Woah! Woahwoahwoah! Not only are we done, their chopping down what weve
already achieved?
Tiger: Im afraid so.
Draco: But we suffered through all that! For what, nothing!?
Tiger: Apparently. I dont know. Maybe they got a bunch of compalints from the MSTd
authors or something. Maybe we accidentally MSTd one of his pen names or something.
Either way, were out of business.
Ron: ....*sighs*
Harry: Wanna go play Quidditch?
Ron: Yeah. All right. *Dejectedly gets up and follows Harry out the door*
Hermione: I guess Ill go to the library... *frowns and follows*
Draco: See you folks. As a closer- *Turns volume on his boombox to highest, and plays
the porno music. Listens for a moment, and then walks out.*
Tiger: Sorry folks. I couldnt resist.
*Editors Note* The Unleashed series was prematurely deleted from FF.net due to this chapter, solely. Some people have no sense of humor.