No new Chapter, but some actual content this time, as theres finally a new entry in the Rambles section! It features the new cast members of Clara, Scarr and Pip, because Im pretty sure theyre the only ones still coming to this site anymore
September 16th
We are back in business! Im truly sorry for the long delay, but sometimes I get caught up in things and dont free myself for weeks at a time. What I need is a crazed Tiger fan willing to dedicate serious blocks of free time to keeping this thing updated. Yes, I know I have no fans, crazed or otherwise. Fuck you too, people.
Anyway... back with more of a whimper than a bang, with the next chapter of File This...
Note to all those people who kept coming to the site over the months of inactivity: thank you. You have reassured me that some people actually like my writing enough to delve in the archives. God bless.
July 1st
As of now, the Tiger Pit has over 10k hits! Yes, I know that some sites get this daily, and that in the time it took me to write this sentence a porn site has got twice it, but I am proud nonetheless. Join my in my pride by clicking HERE, which is the newest chapter of File This, featuring more stolen jokes than a Robin Williams stand up special
June 11th
Its been exactly a month, and allow me to apologize to the two or three people who are probably still coming here after all that delay. Summer has begun, I've got a few chapters finished, so updates should be coming with increased regularity. Today I am offering up yet another chapter of the "So not funny its sort of amusing' story, File This!
May 11th
Theres STILL a new chapter of Turk Wars, and Im STILL not posting it. Why? Because, once again, Pip managed to convince me I have something I really, truly dont- a sense of humor. Thus, I did what I always do when she manages to fool me in such a way. Wrote a new installment of File *This*, which can be found in 'Other Writings', or by clicking Right Here.
May 4th
While the next chapter of Turk Wars is indeed written, I wont be posting it right now... why? Because I have something else to post, and Ill be God damned if Im giving you people two pieces of writing in one update. I need to space myself out... theres only so much lovin' to go around at one time, but if you allow me water breaks and the occasional swim, I can go FOREVER baby. Yeah.
...so, uh, heres the update: Payment.
April 18th
Holy Crap... an update!? An update thats not about Turk Wars!? Youre God Damn right. Remember File This? No? Well... its in the Other Writings section, and it was supposed to be funny. I got sort of mixed reviews on whether it was or not, so I decided to continue it to give the readers a better test. Thus... check it out: File This!
Thats all... short update this time.
April 5th
IM NOT DEAD!
Now thats an assurance, not a threat, and not the beginning of a really bad slasher fic. The reason for the lack of updates any- that would be entries for my journal, or writings for my site- is a combination of a lot of effort being put into lacrosse right now, and a general depression over my writing skills- or lack therof. No, no, dont stand up and protest, no... yeah, I know, Im kidding. I guess. But seriously, my inability to get writings posted at even very inclusive sites like IcyBrians has me bummed out. IcyBrians has a LOT of a great stuff, but it also holds stuff I only consider sub-par, and all of that is apparently ranked above my rejected story. So BAH! The easy solution to this is hitting the punching bag extra hard, taking a week or twos rest, and then returning with a vengeance.
Need something to keep you occupied? Try my sprites comic at www.pocnoca.com . Its a funderful adventure through robot sexuality and constant ressurection.
March 22nd
You know that commercial with the kid sucking up to other kids parents so they let him stay for dinner when they have Pizza Hut? I think its supposed to be cute, but all it does for me is make me violently hate the manipulative bastard. So anyway... Cataclysm hits have picked up, which is good, as I have a brand New Chapter for you all
March 16th
Ok, something was recently brought to my attention: I am an idiot. Uh, in less obscure terms, that means Ive been directly to blame for the lack of hits Cataclysm has received- I set up the link structure wrong, and the first two chapters (you know, the ones that are basically the most important in the entire thing to get people to read) both went basically nowhere. Thats been fixed, so feel feel to read at your own pleasure... Cataclysm
March 14th
If youre starting to notice a trend in these updates, good. You are an intelligent human being. An intelligent human being would enjoy a comic like Unoriginal 2003. But on to the update... the next chapter of Cataclysm is up, and its a doozy. I think. Your call. It involves Rufus in a hot ass car.
March 8th, 2003
One more chapter of Cataclysm, and Im not even going to comment on the way none of you are reading it. Fuck yall. Actually, its not getting that bad amounts of hits, but my Geocities hit counter has literally gone to hell. Web pages that days ago had one hell of a lot of hits suddenly have zero. Fuckin zero! The fact is, this has been happening all along, and its nice to find out that my 8000 hits since this site has begum is probably a lot higher.
Anyway... Turk Wars: Cataclysm: New Chapter
March 4th, 2003:
Since the last update was purely cosmetic, I wanted to get the new one up pretty fast. And Royce made me. Yes, I know, I am an approval whore. Fuck you too. Anyway, theres a new chapter up in Cataclysm, where some interesting stuff happens involving antiseptic and blood.
March 2nd, 2003:
Sort of a Rebirth for the site, I guess... today I took the full transition from archive site to web page, employing some of Royces (and all the love for it to her) excellent banner graphics and just prettying things up a bit. Since there have been absolutely no changes except on the cosmetic level, the first update recorded in what will now be a log of Updates looks to be fairly short, so Ill add simply this:
Go to Turk Wars, check out Cataclysm. Its a good read.