1.5 / 4 STARS
DIRECTOR: K. BALACHANDAR
ACTOR: MADHAVAN, RAGAVENDRA LAWRENCE
ACTRESSES: SIMRAN, SNEHA
MUSIC DIRECTOR: A.R. RAHMAN
STORYLINE:
Madhavan is a doctor but he acted once in a film and therefore is
the sweetheart of every eligible girl in Madras. Sneha works as a
nurse under him, and she, too, is in love with him. Meanwhile,
Raghavendra Lawrence is a dancer in Madras, and he is in love with
Simran, another girl about town. Madhavan and Simran have an
arranged marriage, and Sneha and Lawrence shelve their loves. Madhavan
and Simran's marriage is going happily when --
-- out of the blue, a London woman comes with her son to Madhavan's
house. The boy finds a photo of Madhavan and says, "Daddy!" Simran
gets mad, accuses Madhavan, and he says, "Yes, the boy is mine." It
seems he fathered the boy with the London woman back in college
because she just wanted a son and no husband. Simran gets mad at
Madhavan (with just cause, if you ask me), and divorces him.
But even after divorce, Madhavan and Simran are still friends.
Both of them still love each other and secretly want to get back
together. At this time, Simran learns of Sneha's love for Madhavan
and thinks he, too, reciprocates. She does a "thyaagam" of her
real feelings, and offers to get Sneha married to Madhavan.
Madhavan, too, does a "thyaagam" of his real feelings and offers
to get Simran married to Lawrence.
Thrown in the mix is Madhavan's uncle, played by Kavignar
Vaali, who wants Madhavan and Simran to get back together. Also
thrown in are Manivannan as Lawrence's money-loving father,
Vadivukkarasi as Lawrence's drunkard mother, and Seemaa as
Madhavan's mother. There's also Vivek (mainly for comedic
relief), who wants to marry Sneha! But anyway, Madhavan and
Simran are successful in their attempts, and the respective
marriages are plotted. Simran is to marry Lawrence on the same
day and same "maedai" as Madhavan will marry Sneha.
"Adhisaya thirumanam, alagiya thirumanam..." song begins to
play. Marriage day is on. What happens? Who marries whom? All
decided at the end of the movie.
COMMENTS:
After having seen the movie, I leaned back and had a good long
laugh. Ha ha ha ha ha. How the mighty have fallen. Balachander
aengaiyoe irunthaaru (just the other day, my mother and sister
were watching "Baamaa Vijayam"), and now he is one of the
biggest dud directors in Tamilnadu.
When my cousin first saw this film in Madras, I asked him how
was "Paarthaalae Paravasam"? And he said, "Paarthaalae joram varum!"
I can't think of a more apt description.
It's funny how Indian culture is so celebrated in so many
movies as being pure and better than American culture. You
would never know it from this movie. In this movie, people
act in a more "advanced" way than even the Westerners. By
about a 100 years.
All the characters are poorly drawn. There are tons of unnecessary
characters thrown in ('Thalaivaasal' Vijay, for one). And the only
reason Madhavan is a movie star is so we can have cameos from
Kamal Haasan and Ramyakrishnan. But the major character mistake is
with Simran. She's so mad at Madhavan that she's ready to take off
the sari he gave to her and throw it in his face, and drive out
like that? And then two days later, when he says, "Happy birthday,"
she's very happy, and they go out together and eat ice cream. It
seems Balachander wanted both an amicable divorce plus a plausible
reason for the divorce. Can't happen that way in India.
Balachander made this movie just because he wanted the "new" theme
of husband and wife searching for new mates for each other.
But -- BUT -- at least the first two hours aren't boring. You're
laughing at the brainless storyline the entire time, but at least
the first two hours aren't boring. Not gripping, either. Aitho
poguthu padam. And then you get to the marriage sequence at the
end.
Laugh-out-loud ridiculous. That's all I'll say about the marriage
sequence. Laugh-out-loud ridiculous. Watch it for yourself and
laugh out loud because it's ridiculous.
Madhavan and Sneha have both done adequate jobs in the acting.
Lawrence has acted well (unlike his job in "Paarthaen Rasithaen")
but he doesn't look pleasing, and I found myself wishing he'd
stick to dancing and not acting. It doesn't help that at every
turn of the movie, he is made fun of for being dark-skinned.
Simran, who usually acts well, acts adequately for most of the
movie, but in two scenes, her stuttering sobbing seems a little
bit artificial and overdone. Vivek's comedy brings a laugh or
two, but it's far below the quality of his comedy in other films.
Balachander has murdered the value of relationships in this movie.
Oh yeah, Nilalgal Ravi's death has to win the award for "the
stupidest death in all of Tamil cinema history." Here's the moral
of that story: don't walk into any elevator shafts when there's
no elevators inside them. :)
NOTE ON THE MUSIC:
The songs exist for one reason -- to show off Lawrence's
dancing, and also Sneha and Simran's midriffs. A.R. Rahman has
done a pretty poor job on the music, in my opinion. Plus, the
only song I really liked -- "Adhisaya Thirumanam" -- has had a
hack job done on it in the movie. Music is not a saving grace
of this movie.
RECOMMENDATION:
Skip it. (Or here's a tip for watching the whole movie free without any
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at this site. Click while it's still on.
VIJAY VANNIARAJAN