| Here, there be Phantom sues, the ones that really make the phantom cry in his cave like a little baby. The Phantom sues are usually almost as bad, if not worse, than the Potter sues on account that Erik is more emo than Harry ever wished to be. With that much going for him, a bunch of OMG!GOTH! sues are going to crop up trying to get into dear Erik's pants. As I've done in The Phantom of Wonderland before, Erik would get really tired of all these souless zombies trying to get sex from him when really, he'd much prefer someone with a heart like Christine, one which he could vastly corrupt, not be corrupted BY. |
