| This is a particularly nasty Sue and Suethor, still going on thinking she has talent. The Reality is that her talent is only two steps above that of a vegetable. She not only misspells the character's names repeatedly, but her own character to boot! That said, she also doesn't bother to spellcheck or grammar check her work. She thinks that being "goff" is the best thing on the planet and has turned even Dumbledore into a goth. (unsucessfully, mind you) |
| This ultrasue is Gryffindor's heir from his Greek relatives. She's half Elf, has special powers, has a super special wand and has super special beauty. And seeing as the suethor has her name being Siret Malfoy, I can assume selfinsertion to the umpth degree. |
| This sue is a sockpuppet of Enoby. Beware the ultracloneness of it. |
| This sue is evil. We're talking complete and total evil. This sue makes the Dursley's beat Harry to a pulp... regularly. This sue makes Harry bleed regularly by cutting strings. |
| These two are "soul sisters". They're the twins of Draco Malfoy and Blaise Zabini, who are boffing eachother. The girls power up by snogging. You put it together. The profile is equally as heinous. |
| This sue is from Japan. You can tell by her neon hair and bright purple eyes and her very ugly clothes. She's after Harry even though he and Cho have already broken up, she's out to usurp the little twit. |
| This sue is notoriously terrible for being another Ultra!Sue. She's blind and has Harry's balls from the beginning, has a story that coincides with Harry's very closely and that's why she has his balls early in. And, just to top it off, dies an ultra tragic death that makes no sense in this one fic. Be careful of the ultra wangsty lyrics. |
| This Sue cries a lot and whines like a little whore, she has Harry by the balls and ripped up the sorting hat without a punnishment; meanwhile, she gets put into all the houses because she fits all of them. Also, the suethor writes in run-on sentences the entire time. Beware. Oh and she's Voldemort's neice, but Dumbledore and Snape don't know that. |
| This sue has lots of money, a perfect body, perfect hair and perfect friends who all squeal in Valley Girl speak. The suethor has a preocupation with dressing her sue up in little more than the basic average Pairs slutwear. Beware the sheer number of OMGs. |
| Anastasia Fleur Inoyarsha by AnastasiaIB This sue has no concept of grammar, much less of story telling. She's smallfry compared to the others, but damn if she isn't a bit frightening and sad to look at. |
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| Here, there be Harry Potter sues; the sort that are only paled in comparison to the Phantom Sues, but it is a very close race. Harry gets it all, the idiots, the morons, the lamebrains and also the Goffs, the Whores, the Cannon Rapes; all of which is made to make the baby Jesus cry like never before. What's worse is that it isn't just Harry that gets all the problems, but his VILLAINOUS costars, even Voldemort/Tom Riddle himself. Or the House Founders get their share of SURPRISE!BABY! sues and the even more odd CRUEL sues that make you scream "WHY, GOD?! WHY?!" I've seen enough suedom reigning in the HP world to hate and despise a good lot of them. Be careful where you step, you might step into something not too pleasant that'll stain your shoes something awful. |
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| The Arcane Twins by Cassie08 IT'S A REPEAT OFFENDER! CHECK OUT THE ARTHUR SECTION!! Anyway, so this fiction has super speshule twins who are super rare type of witches yadda yadda really stupid and makes you want to scrape it with a rusty razor blade until it's raw and gets Lockjaw. |
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| Faith Windrift by Forevercountry This person IS a Twilighter. I have a feeling this one learned to write from reading Twilight because it's just as bad and selfserving. The sue is so special she's pretty much a Jesus!Sue. |
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| Can I Have This Dance? by Forevercountry REPEAT OFFENDER This suethor challenged me and my crew to read and review her Harry/Hermione story. I categorize this as "canon rape". It's skeletal at best and really boring. However, I'm sure Kay and Alexiel's commentary will be very amusing to you. |
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