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| WARNING: THIS SUE HAS THE HONOR OF BEING THE FIRST NARNIA SUE TO BE KILLED ON THE U.S.S. SUE DESTROYER. HER CRIMES INCLUDE DRESSING LIKE A WHORE AND ACTING LIKE A WHORE. THE SUETHOR'S CRIME IS WRITING SUSAN AS A "PREP", EDMUND AS A "GOTH" AND HAVING PETER JUMP THE SUE'S BONES RIGHT AFTER HIS SIBLINGS GO OUTSIDE TO PLAY TAG. ALSO, THE SUETHOR HAS WRITTEN THE PEVENSIES AS BEING AMERICAN. |
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