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| mother ship (you are here, you half-wit) become brainless strange creatures (us) archive of utter strangeness the dude dictionary shrine of humiliation (no longer with us ... *tears*) submit your tales to us the secret webpage no one knows about butt...butt...butt...CBS crouching dragon, hidden tiger the PINEAPPLE DANCE cheese grating EVIL! the quiz page! scary stories the Dude, Where's My Christmas Party? |
| this morning ... |
| but I don't know if I had one in the first place ... |
| Hello, we are the brainless crew and we are here to tell you the meaningless stories that could never exist in what you more intelligent (not to us but to others) would call reality. We are a group of female humanoids known as "Kavyla" (pronounced BOB). Our identifications are known as Balloony, KootieBunnie, Lidiot, Lavender Poodle and Shurufer, and our ages are 15,16, 12, 14 and 14 respectively. You can inspect our profiles if you dare-uh, please, or if you're too scared you can just go ahead, eat some cheese, and remember, lobsters are the devil! View our stories, or use that primitive form of communication and e-mail us your own bizarre tales. You can become a Brainless Contributer as well, if you click on the link with your little machine that was named for a rodent. But of course, only us four have complete control. You have to become a member to contribute a story. We will now use our brainwashing abilities to force you to view our pages. Now! (evil laughing) Ha ha ha ha ha (thunder and lightning). What else? Oh well, we'll think of something later. Wait ... how can we think without brains? Coming soon...Dude, where's my PROM??? |
| dude ... wheres my brain? |
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| my brain flew away |
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| Version 3.0!: What the African Toenail Abbreviation?! Someone Changed the Colors! |