voices telling me life sucks
magic eight ball says i'm shit out of luck
ask the ouiji board 'give me a sign'
it spelled out "this is not your time."
tarot cards came to tell
stabbed in the back, sent to hell.
roll some dice, cross my fingers
guess what? i'm not a winner.
so i got my palm read, teller says:
"oh my, sorry mate
it isn't your fault- it's just too late."
Got chinese food, ate my cookie last.
Said "your time of fortune has just passed."
crystal ball only comes thru gray
fading out the words "this is not your day"
add up the numbers, comes to thirteen..
such luck is rarely seen.
mood ring is nearly always black
maybe i'd be better with a heart attack.
drank some tea, looked in and sighed
"bad day ahead"... my horroscope lied.
magic fish, curled in my palm
says my mood is far from calm.
runes scattered on the floor
spells bad luck, i head for the door.
flip a coin, lose my bet
not surprising, this is what i get.
Cause the voices said life sucks
Magic eight ball said i'm shit out of luck.