*dancez on little ball* the muffin man told me that once upon a dime, a lime sang of this time when all were purple and dimes dont lie, so the storyteller cried and ran awayyyyyyy
 

Insane and midget-like stories brought to you by the wonderful lime teller.....
 

                     random tale from the dime-teller chronicles....

Adventure of pickle-boy
A long long time ago, right in your backyard, there lived a little pickle-boy. He was short and bumpy, almost all green. Seeming he had no hands or feet, or even eyes to see with, he just laid there. Poor pickle-boy.
Well one day, another pickle suddenly landed on pickle-boy. Having been thrown at such a speed, the other pickle sorta crushed pickle-boy into a relish-like pickle.  Because pickle-boy had never ever moved in the longest time he cheered. But seeming as he is a pickle and a squashed one none-the-less, it came out more like a wet pop.
 So the end of this tale is that pickle-boi became happy, suddenly being relish-ed by the other pickle..... forever rotting away in your backyard in peace. Or pieces.
 

                   ..poem from the omlet glee club...

 dost thou egg fry in vain?
is it only an omlet... plain?
peppers, onions, meat and cheese
make this omlet yummy please!

                                           Magical-ish Hat Story...

Once upon a time there was a hat. This hat's name was ralph....and he lived under a chair. Because of his home...he was hated by all other hats...so he lived alone, and unhappy. Noone would wear him.... so he had no purpose. Soon he became depressed and just layed under the chair, collecting dust and forgetting about the rest of the world.
Well days and weeks passed, as Ralph sat there becoming more and more unhappy. He was coming to believe life was useless and he should die....when out of noone where a little hand touched his side. He was startled by this event....but soon became curious as to whom it was. The hand pulled him from his chair-home. A chubby faced boi looked at him....then placed Ralph on his head. Ralph became overjoyed....someone was wearing him!!
The boi ran around the house....yelling and screaming..."mommy, mommy! i have a HAT! Come look!" And Ralph was happy...and was seen by many big peoples....and worn alot.... and so Ralph lived a nice worn-filled life....for years to come.... and he and the boi lived happily ever after.