Holy shit, it changed!

And to those of you who know enough to wonder, YES, it IS Dee Dee's fault
She had to tell people about this - not just random people, but a real person. Yes Lisa; you.

I'm also sort of annoyed at you, too. I mean - company comming over. Now I've gotta pick up shit so there's enough space to walk, turn off the porno, pick up the loose computer parts......dammit I'll even have to put on pants!


WARNING: this page may contain pornography - if you're lucky

Then again, it may not,





To anyone sent here looking for the MALL NINJA background - what I did was to simply re-post the html from my last saved copy of the thread. I altered a few bits so that things would work better.

His appearance on the HK forums is now up

If you have questions, insults, or comments, keep 'em to yourself. Or send them to me, it's pretty much the same thing.

MALL NINJA

**BEEP** Hello. You have reached the URL you entered. Please leave a message at the link below. I will ignore it. **BEEP**
E-mail
Please note that this is my public e-mail. Lots of spam, lots of drek, mailing lists, etc. Nothing of much consequence. If you're a real person, you should know the other one(s).
We all know how these work It's like an answering machine - ignore it. The best way to get my attention is through the real e-mail addresses (pretty standard), send me a piece of real mail (never happens) or, as balance of the two, come over to my neighborhood and shoot off a magazine, quickly.


Read what others have written

there have been hits since October 13, 97


always remember where you hide the bodies



Second page of drek; the usual stuff - links, a few pictures.... pretty standard

Dead links removed january 1, 1999 and never again, since no one gives a shit. After all, this is primarily just webspace for serving files people need, now.
awards I like to pretend I've won



Yes, several lines of blank space now inhabit this area. What once was, now ain't.

Canonical list of International Swearing


The Quotes section
now you no longer have to go to the bottom of the page for these little gems.....but they are still there


Dee Dee is a very, VERY odd duck.



Terrorists are people too.






Can you actually believe that anyone would go down this far?
Well, as a special treat to you.....rumor has it that there is now a secret directory of files that aren't listed on any other page on this account.....maybe not.

12/30- Okay, to appease the childish I'm actually going to link it. Secrets That really wasn't so hard to think of, was it?

All the discussion boards that I had linked to here, have since encountered server problems and died or re-located. Which means that since I write my pages offline, I won't bother to do the direct links to the boards.

The Firing Line
The FAL FILES

It's a nice day outside, somewhere. Go out and play. If you can't do that much, test your Ruck and LBE