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LEO2002
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posted 07-21-2000 19:07     Click Here to See the Profile for LEO2002   Click Here to Email LEO2002     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Jim Brown,

I just had to ask: is that an EOD suit? Nice piece of armor, LOL!

DScottHewitt,

To my knowledge you are right, the level IIA defeats the 9mm at most, and only the level I is weaker, just stab- and puncture-resistant. (That's how I remember it, don't take it as gospel. )

Aww guys, Gecko can't be serious (or he's totally messed up ). So lighten up

I loved the idea of him taking rounds while his partner shot back. Kinda reminds me of an idea we had in the army: if an urban assault team has a grenade thrown at them, the nearest team member jumps on it and shields the rest of the team with his body. Hey, only one sure casualty instead of many possible casualties. You can bet we were as gungho as MPs can possibly be.
Now we're older and wiser, I hope...

LEO2002

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ThinkOfTheChildren
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posted 07-22-2000 01:11     Click Here to See the Profile for ThinkOfTheChildren   Click Here to Email ThinkOfTheChildren     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
LEO2002,

Have you ever read "The Things They Carried?" It's a great work of fiction/non-fiction dealing with war stories from Vietnam. I don't have the book near by but if I remember correctly the author tells it something like this:

Have you ever heard the story of the platoon walking through the rice paddies. A grenade gets lobbed over some shrubbery and a man dives on it. It kills him, but saves the whole platoon. Everyone knows this story.

According to the author a more realistic war story would go like this:

The grenade comes at the platoon and the lead man jumps on it, but this is one mean grenade and it blows them all up anyway! As they are lying there dying another soldier asks the lead man "what the f**k did you do that for?"

"Story of my life," responds the lead man. "Story of my life." The other soldier starts to smile... and then dies.

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LEO2002
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posted 07-22-2000 09:57     Click Here to See the Profile for LEO2002   Click Here to Email LEO2002     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
oops, double tap

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LEO2002
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posted 07-22-2000 09:57     Click Here to See the Profile for LEO2002   Click Here to Email LEO2002     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
ThinkOfTheChildren,

well, yeah, our platoon leader said something along the same lines.

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mcknife
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posted 07-22-2000 10:25     Click Here to See the Profile for mcknife     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Holy Wah folks! this is a "lighter side" post and meant to be just that.
This thread and some of the responses have been a real stitch.

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"and much it grieves my heart to think what man has made of man"


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ClarkK
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posted 07-22-2000 11:19     Click Here to See the Profile for ClarkK     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Gecko - So, to answer your original question, I believe the consensus of all who participated in this thread is that yes, you are being careful enuf. Then again, to be REALLY careful, you probably should keep your misgivings to yourself. But thanx for the laffs.

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LEO2002
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posted 07-22-2000 11:57     Click Here to See the Profile for LEO2002   Click Here to Email LEO2002     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
mcknife,

read this thread thoroughly, and you'll notice MarkTHG has moved it into Lighter Side from another forum, and the last time I checked MarkTHG was the moderator of Carry Issues forum. So there's the reason, probably. I sure looks like a joke to me, but was posted in the wrong forum originally. Nice thread anyways

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TVD
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posted 07-22-2000 13:28     Click Here to See the Profile for TVD   Click Here to Email TVD     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
These are some of the funniest things I've read!

"...As of late I
have taken to duct-taping a second trauma plate to the area of my back where the heart and vital organs are located... although tactically sound, is hot and painful to remove.." LOL!

"..What I am worried about is repeated hits to that area with .308 ammunition.." hehehe!

"...BTW, I am, of course, usually carrying a pair of ceramic plates in my briefcase so that I can shield my head..."

"..The plan is that I shield us with my body and "catch the rounds" while she assembles the NEF. I lay down covering fire
with my 23 (Bar-Sto .357 Sig barrel) and she makes the long shots. I will then throw smoke grenades to obscure the area
while continuing to lay covering fire. The problem, of course, is when I have to turn my back to run, and then the problem
crops up. ..." NO DOUBT!!!

"... Yes Im not a Green Beret but guess
what neither are you and unlike you I have to face unruly shoppers every day..."

(For this tough assignment he wants:

3) MP5K-PDW with red-dot sights;
2) G36 rifles using SS109 rounds;
3) Glock practical tacticles in .357 Sig
1) PSG-1 using Fed Gold Medal .308
1) Starlight scope for the PSG-1 in case we
lose power in the building.
3) Glock 27 backup guns
3) Kahr P-9 holdout
WOW!!)

".. I am a Master of three
martial arts including ninjitsu, which means I can wear the special boots to climb walls...." LOL,.. Whewwww!!

"..I don't think any of you are working
as hard as I am to be prepared.." He's got that right!

and finally,

"..If you want
to laugh at somebody, try laughing at the sheep out there who go to the mall unarmed trusting in me to stand guiard over their
lives like a God..."

This guy is good!

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DScottHewitt
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posted 07-22-2000 19:52     Click Here to See the Profile for DScottHewitt   Click Here to Email DScottHewitt     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
TVD,

I for one am hoping he originally meant to post it in The Lighter Side. It did start out in Carry Issues, BTW. If he is serious, I would hate to see his shrink bill. Must be more than his team's annual training budget (400 rounds PER DAY PER PERSON!!)

Scott

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I turned in all my guns and all I got was these lousy leg irons.....

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Pondoro
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posted 07-23-2000 00:23     Click Here to See the Profile for Pondoro   Click Here to Email Pondoro     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
You know what's really sad? I've read and reread this topic over the last several days, and I'm still laughing so hard I can't breathe. Hooboy! I need more of this...

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Pondoro
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posted 07-23-2000 00:26     Click Here to See the Profile for Pondoro   Click Here to Email Pondoro     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
You know what's really sad? I've read and reread this topic over the last several days, yet I'm still laughing so hard I can't breathe. Hooboy! I need more of this...


"It's better to make the wrong decision than no decision."
-Big Dawg #370

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CompensateThis!
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posted 07-23-2000 00:34     Click Here to See the Profile for CompensateThis!   Click Here to Email CompensateThis!     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Woah, Pondoro. Put on your ninja boots, body armor, tatical briefcase/helmet, strap on every gun you own, take a deep breath, and realise you are still way too unprepared to be a mall cop.

Hope there are no stolen CD's discovered today, ninja boy would come unglued and the whole world could come to an end.

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G21c. Enough Said.
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DScottHewitt
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posted 07-23-2000 21:58     Click Here to See the Profile for DScottHewitt   Click Here to Email DScottHewitt     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Did GECKO_45 not raise the armored brief case fast enough? He suddenly stopped posting.....

Scott

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I turned in all my guns and all I got was these lousy leg irons.....

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larry_minn
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posted 07-24-2000 01:16     Click Here to See the Profile for larry_minn   Click Here to Email larry_minn     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I am also worried that we might have scared him away. Maybe we did not take his fears seriously enough???

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CompensateThis!
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posted 07-24-2000 02:34     Click Here to See the Profile for CompensateThis!   Click Here to Email CompensateThis!     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by larry_minn:
I am also worried that we might have scared him away. Maybe we did not take his fears seriously enough???


we can only hope!

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G21c. Enough Said.
Big Dawg #315.
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CranialCrusader
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posted 07-24-2000 17:59     Click Here to See the Profile for CranialCrusader   Click Here to Email CranialCrusader     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Should have read more before I posted... It did seem a little far flung...

I had said that I wouldn't trust even level IV armor to stop a .308. Realize how little of an area the level IV actually protects. A true sniper would go for the head shot Anyway.

CranialCrusader

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Tamara
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posted 07-25-2000 13:54     Click Here to See the Profile for Tamara   Click Here to Email Tamara     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Head-shot, schmed-shot. Warned by your finely tuned Ninja perceptions, you'd simply fling your armoured briefcase up to protect your melon and...

Face it, if a good shot with a scoped .308 is stalking you and you leave the safety of the interior of your home, you're cooked. Why do you think so many Secret Service personnel get ulcers and ask to be transferred?

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Tamara's House of Weapons: If we can't kill it, it's immortal.
10 Ring #2910, Wheelhouse #6254455, Club .40*&*, Top Guns *.357sig* club, Big Dawg #447
10mm: It's not the size of the Dawg in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog!

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DScottHewitt
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posted 07-26-2000 19:25     Click Here to See the Profile for DScottHewitt   Click Here to Email DScottHewitt     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Best chance of escaping a sniper might be to take hostages (FL). But whatever you do, DON'T be a hostage. And if you are a hostage, refuse to be the guy or gal who goes out for the donuts.....

Scott

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UP, MEN! UP! AND TO YOUR POSTS! AND LET NO MAN FORGET TODAY THAT YOU ARE FROM OLD VIRGINIA!

General George Pickett
"GETTYSBURG"

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bluemeanie
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posted 07-28-2000 00:01     Click Here to See the Profile for bluemeanie   Click Here to Email bluemeanie     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
It should be relatively easy to convert the golf carts to mini popemobiles. They can make one look like a Rolls, so...

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Glockarmorer
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posted 07-28-2000 11:08     Click Here to See the Profile for Glockarmorer     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I can't believe how many of you didn't spot this as a joke right out of the gate!! Gecko 45 obviously is a master of satire and has had a laugh at all of our expenses. I think its hilarious! Good one Gecko!

I'm still LMAO at
3) MP5K-PDW with red-dot sights;
2) G36 rifles using SS109 rounds;
3) Glock practical tacticles in .357 Sig
1) PSG-1 using Fed Gold Medal .308
1) Starlight scope for the PSG-1 in case we
lose power in the building.
3) Glock 27 backup guns
3) Kahr P-9 holdouts

G.A.

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"-Owning a gun doesn't make you armed any more than owning a violin makes you a musician! PRACTICE, PRACTICE, PRACTICE!"
"Get yourself a GLOCK and lose that nickel plated sissy-pistol!!"
"No cops, know anarchy!"
"I drink grape juice because O.J. kills!"

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DScottHewitt
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posted 07-28-2000 18:46     Click Here to See the Profile for DScottHewitt   Click Here to Email DScottHewitt     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
On retrospect, I think GECKO_45 was a poser. One of the regulars around here playing with us?

Scott

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UP, MEN! UP! AND TO YOUR POSTS! AND LET NO MAN FORGET TODAY THAT YOU ARE FROM OLD VIRGINIA!

General George Pickett
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bluemeanie
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posted 07-29-2000 01:40     Click Here to See the Profile for bluemeanie   Click Here to Email bluemeanie     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
OOOH OOH OOH! And when you capture multiple "perps" you could seat them in the little mall choo choo train and trundle them off to mall jail! (Cuz I don't imagine the golf carts have room for a cage)

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quantico
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posted 07-30-2000 21:38     Click Here to See the Profile for quantico   Click Here to Email quantico     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Using duct tape to hold plates on your back is a bad idea. Instead try borrowing a couple man hole covers and use wire ties to attach them to hang over your shoulders. You could use a third sewer cover to cover your uh inportant vitals that would be below the level of your front plate. Having a local metal worker mold a mn hole cover to the shape of your head would give you further protection. Just cover with a baseball hat and you should go un-noticed .

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Gasbag
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posted 07-31-2000 00:39     Click Here to See the Profile for Gasbag   Click Here to Email Gasbag     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Why not just trying kevlar? It would seem that and a Grenade Launcher should slove your problem.

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RON WAYNE
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posted 07-31-2000 07:41     Click Here to See the Profile for RON WAYNE   Click Here to Email RON WAYNE     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
This dude needs a gun like I need a spaceship!

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RON WAYNE
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I re-read this thing, amazing! Next he is gonna tell us this mall is in Beirut!!!!!

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LEO2002
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posted 07-31-2000 08:45     Click Here to See the Profile for LEO2002   Click Here to Email LEO2002     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Nawww, in Beirut he'd really need an EOD suit... Those Hizbollah suicide bombers can be a real nuisance.

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ducky
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posted 08-01-2000 03:34     Click Here to See the Profile for ducky   Click Here to Email ducky     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I wonder if a potato cannon would be useful. When the shooting is done they can cut the ammo up and fry some potato chips. And a real potato canon makes mashed potatos on impact.

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DScottHewitt
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posted 08-02-2000 19:17     Click Here to See the Profile for DScottHewitt   Click Here to Email DScottHewitt     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Horrible nightmare last night. There were little Geckos running around all over the place. Woke up in a cold sweat. What if he, she, or whatever has bred?????


Scott

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UP, MEN! UP! AND TO YOUR POSTS! AND LET NO MAN FORGET TODAY THAT YOU ARE FROM OLD VIRGINIA!

General George Pickett
"GETTYSBURG"

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larry_minn
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posted 08-02-2000 23:37     Click Here to See the Profile for larry_minn   Click Here to Email larry_minn     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Ever notice how some posts the way it is written reminds you of someone elses posts??? They edit their post the same way and just have a similar rythem???

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posted 08-03-2000 00:11     Click Here to See the Profile for bigbeau76   Click Here to Email bigbeau76     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
larry_minn,

Who did you have in mind? Does his name rhyme with waterfrog?

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Big Beau's in town, lock up your daughters and hide the sheep!!!!

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DScottHewitt
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posted 08-03-2000 18:28     Click Here to See the Profile for DScottHewitt   Click Here to Email DScottHewitt     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
BE CAREFUL!! He is like "Candy Man". You almost said it too close.....


Scott

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UP, MEN! UP! AND TO YOUR POSTS! AND LET NO MAN FORGET TODAY THAT YOU ARE FROM OLD VIRGINIA!

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DScottHewitt
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posted 08-03-2000 22:20     Click Here to See the Profile for DScottHewitt   Click Here to Email DScottHewitt     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

"H2O PUPPY"
"H2O PUPPY"
"H2O PUPPY"
"H2O PUPPY"
"H2O PUPPY"

Nope, he didn't ap- AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!


Scott

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UP, MEN! UP! AND TO YOUR POSTS! AND LET NO MAN FORGET TODAY THAT YOU ARE FROM OLD VIRGINIA!

General George Pickett
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whiskerz
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posted 08-10-2000 13:00     Click Here to See the Profile for whiskerz   Click Here to Email whiskerz     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
he can't find his post that's why he stopped posting it is a conspiracy by mall snipers ???? this is too much and why no condoms seems like the only protection missing

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