// THE BP PARTNERSHIP //

*Disclaimer*

We are the Backstreet Boys. We made this site. Like it? Ah well, we don't care if you don't. Know why? Because we've got the millions to do it. We came up with these stories because we get bored out of our minds most of the time (because yeah, working on an album is so piss-easy! Blame Kevin: he thought of it!). That's why the characters always seem so real. Bet you wouldn't think that we'd be creative enough to write, considering most of our songs are written by others huh? Guess what? WE ARE! But hey! I guess we all have our hidden talents. Basically, it's old hat for us and we're bored. We’ll admit our reason for this, and bare our poor lonely lost souls. Mister P.R. (aka: HOWIE!) thought this would be a good move for business. However, we don’t agree. But because we're so kind we thought we'd do him a good deed and listen to him (for once). There is also an ulterior motive at play. We think that this is a way for our fans to really connect with us, to see another aspect of our lives that have been sheltered most of the time. We feel that it's the least we could do for them (we did make you wait five years, after all…but so what?!). This is our revenge (or so Nick says). So read it, like it, love it, review it, diss it, we couldn't give two hoots (at least, Kevin seems to...the boring perfectionist that he is). It's our site, after all and we're bored. We're even thinking of changing our name to the Bored Procrastinating Boys. Enjoy our fiction!

(We're not actually the Boys. We're just a couple of ladies on a sugar high...).