| HOW TO TELL YOU ARE A 315-er (and a few redneck jokes) |
| One of your first dates is to a Tractor Pull |
| A "night out" is going to an Auction...(Van's Auction) <LoL> |
| You know that song "It's Alright to be a Redneck" by heart |
| You have actually gone to www.315er.com |
| You might be a redneck if... * Your first vehicle was a tractor. * You drink gas because you found out you can run two and a half miles faster * The same pair of boots have been in your family for five generations...and they're only 20 years old! * You think Ford Mustang is a new breed of horse * You played the banjo in your high school band *There are more than 5 McDonalds bags on the floorboards of your car * Your Church has a happy hour * You think a chainsaw is a musical instrument * You steal clothes from a scarecrow * You use a toliet seat as a picture frame *You have any sort of animal monumented in your home, and you have a name for it * You actually believed that Al Gore invented the internet |
| You enjoy wearing barn boots wherever you go, including SCHOOL |
| You like to chew hay, even in public |
| You confuse the terms, "Barn, Garage, and house" |
| You fix everything with duct tape and a nail...and think it looks good and will hold! |
| Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat |
| Your wife has ammo on her christmas list |
| You totaled every car you've ever owned |
| You have wasp nests in your living room |
| Your dog runs through manure, and you call it Potpourri |
| You have at least 2 un-running cars, but keep them for lawn ornaments |
| You have a gun-rack on yuor bike |
| You own the taxidermist more than your monthly income |
| Your Passenger side window is a plastic bag...WITH DUCK TAPE |
| You roll your hair with soup cans and wash it once a year |
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