Someday

Someday I'm gonna lead the misled
Make sure we're heard is my sole intent
I'd pretend I was special
And defend my people
Imbed my initials in their asses
And descend their taxes
Arm them with axes
Then fill up their bread baskets
I'd show them the real answers
How to be Jedi Masters
Calm natural disasters
Teach them to fly faster

Someday I'm gonna start the Third World War
Round up my soldiers and hang out on Mars
Watch hate consume the human race
While we dominate uncharted outer space
Go to a carnival in the hollowed sun
'Til they're all dead and nobody's won
Cleanse the earth of human scum
Every last beer bottle and wad of gum
When it's been restored as it was before
We'd all go back and live there some more
Harness its powers humans tried to ignore
And meet the people that live in its core

Someday I'm gonna be the empress
Damsel without distress
Daughter of darkness
Goddess of the universe
I'd be master of the galaxy
You don't gotta bow unto me
I'd help answer the questions of mystery
So life might seem a little interesting
No one will need a bank account
Catch the bad guys and collect the bounty
Good and evil unite is what I'm about
Not a lost soul will ever feel left out

-July 12, 2002, SilentSoldier