The maker of all human beings is recalling all units
manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to the
serious defect in the primary and central component,
the heart.
This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype
units, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect
in all subsequent units.
This defect has been technically termed, 'Subsequential
Internal Non-morality,' or more commonly known as
S-I-N, as it's primary symptom is the loss of moral
judgment.
Some other symptoms are:
- Loss of direction
- Foul vocal emissions
- Amnesia of origin
- Lack of peace and joy
- Selfish or violent behavior
- Depression or confusion in the mental component
The manufacturer, who is neither liable or at fault for
this defect, is providing factory authorized repair and
service, free of charge, to correct this S-I-N defect,
at numerous locations throughout the world.
The number to call for the recall station in your area
is: 1-800-PRAYER.
For free emergency service:
Kneel and call on the name of JESUS for prompt
assistance at any location worldwide.
Warning:
Continuing to operate the human unit without correction
voids manufacturer's warranty, exposing owner to
dangers and problems too numerous to list, and will
result in the human unit being permanently destroyed.