Audrey's Page
Welcome, kids. This is what I spend my time doing now that I've been lucky enough to escape from Down In G Town Penitentiary, among a few other random things like being bored and walking the dog. I'm enjoying being far away from most of you, though as much as I hate to admit it, I do miss a few of you. I hope you enjoy this site, seeing that you're obviously wasting as much time here as I waste working on it.
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Laws Of Sex
But Officer...
What About Bob? Theory of Relativity
SignsThat You Are Insane
The Butterfly Story
Name That Dog!
The many reasons
Why Jess Is Wrong
Pregnancy Q & A
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