Hey, You Never Know

Author:Nikki .
Disclaimer: I don't own anything that has to do with Roswell, the song that is in this story or the people who sing it.
Ratings: Pg-14 for some language, and some sexual innuendoes
Distribution: Sure, but can you just tell me where first.
Author's Note: Hi everyone!!! This is my sequel to "And You Think You Know Someone" Italics indicate thoughts. Centered italics are song lyrics
Category: All couples. M/L, M/M, A/I, K/T, & mentions of A/J
Feedback: PLEASE!!!!!! I would LOVE to know what you think, if it sucks just be gentle.
Summary: The guys made a BIG mistake, and the girls think of the best possible way for pay back.

His jaw dropped open. This was not happening. It just wasn't! She wasn't doing this to him. He could not believe the sight that had just walked-make that stalked -- into his room. His stepsister was standing in front of him in what seemed to be a dress. Or in this case, lack there of. And to top it all off, she was asking him, his opinion on wearing it to school tomorrow. Was she insane?

"You have got to be kidding me! NO WAY!" Kyle Valenti said in an enraged voice. She couldn't wear that! On any other girl, Tess coming to mind, sure, but she couldn't. Absolutely not.

"Oh, come on!!!!" Maria DeLuca whined, throwing her arms in the air.

"No, you are not wearing that.... that.... thing..."

"It's called a 'mini tube dress'." Maria interrupted. " And for your information all the girls on television are wearing them." Kyle apparently didn't understand good fashion.

"Whatever. You not wearing a 'mini tubie whatever' out in public. I won't let you, Dad's not gonna let you, Mom is definitely not gonna let you, AND I'm sure when Alex and Max see, they won't let you either." He said, his voice determined.

"WHY NOT!!!!!" Maria was getting more and more pissed off by the minute. She stamped her foot, causing the dress to ride up her thighs exposing even more skin, if that was possible.

"Ahhhh, MARIA!!!!" Kyle screamed, immediately shielding his eyes. "SKIN!!! TOO MUCH SKIN!!!! That is one of the very reason's why you cannot go out like that. And besides have some consideration for Michael. What do you think he's gonna say when the scum of our school is gawking at you like.... like you're a piece of meat?"

"I think Michael will be perfectly content with seeing me in this outfit." She said sardonically, rolling her eyes.

Kyle stood from his bed, his head still downcast. He just couldn't look at her wearing that piece of fabric. It was wrong. It was immoral. But most of all, the fact that he thought she looked amazing, disgusted him. Kyle shuddered, " Maria, you are not wearing that, and that's final!"

There was silence.

Uh oh Kyle thought. Silence in the Deluca-Valenti household was never good. He glanced up at her and immediately wished he hadn't.

Not good. Not good at all.

"Ohhhhhhhh, is it?" Maria said, her voice full of venom. "Well, let me tell you something, Kyle "My mouth's too big for my own good " Valenti. You and no one else of the male specimen-human, alien or other wise-will tell me what I can and cannot do or WEAR. GOT IT!!!!!!!!!!!"

Before Kyle could respond, Maria stalked out of the room slamming the door behind her. As she left, he heard her mumbling many obscenities.

"It's gonna be a long week." He said, after throwing himself on his bed.

"You know what? I hate men. All men! They all should suffer." Maria said, throwing her lunch down on the table the next day. Her three best friends, Liz Parker, Isabel Evans, and Tess Harding, looked up at her.

"Trouble in paradise?" Liz asked, as Maria slumped down next to her and began tearing at her lunch.

"No, it isn't Michael. In fact, I've yet to see Michael today. It's my stupid, thick headed brother." She was fuming, and couldn't wait to get her hands on Kyle.

"Oh boy, what'd he do now?" Tess said, placing her sandwich down in front of her. This had been the routine ever since she and Kyle had started going out. Kyle did something stupid, and Maria went and complained to her about it. Not that she minded, but Kyle did stupid stuff a lot.

"What'd he do?! What'd he do?!?" Maria demanded.

"I think that was the question, sweetie." Liz said, trying to calm her very agitated friend down.

"Your boyfriend told me I couldn't wear the new dress I bought because it showed too much skin. 'Have some consideration for Michael. You cannot wear that thing' " Maria said in a deep voice, mimicking what Kyle had said to her last night. "He acted as if he owned me! Well, let me tell you something right now! NO ONE TELLS MARIA DELUCA WHAT TO DO!" she said, waving her finger at Tess.

Isabel made a check sign in the air. "Check, no one tells Maria what to do." The girls laughed and Maria just rolled her eyes. "But think about it Maria, he's just looking out for you.

"Isabel, cut the bull. You know you would be just as pissed if Max did that to you." Tess said taking a bite of her lunch.

"True, but then again, Max wouldn't try it. He's too scared." Isabel smiled ruefully. The girls giggled.

"Don't look now, but here come our four scrumptious boys right now. Let's get Max, Michael and Alex's opinion." Tess said, putting on her best smile. "Hi guys."

Max Evans, Alex Whitman, Michael Guiern, and Kyle sat down next to their respective others. Kyle glanced over at Maria, who was giving him what he liked to refer to as "the eyes." It was definitely going to be a long day.

"What's going on?" Max asked, after he finished his kiss with Liz.

"Well, Maria was just telling us about this great dress she bought the other day, and how Kyle didn't, what's the word, approve of it." Isabel mentioned innocently.

Kyle rolled his eyes. "That was not a dress Maria!"

"I'm sorry, but do you hear anyone talking?" Maria asked looking at Liz, who shook her head.

"You know what!" Kyle yelled, pulling Maria's red "mini tubie whatever"out of his pocket. He brought it to school this morning, to see if his friends had the same reaction as he did.

"YOU JERK! It's all wrinkled." Maria attempted to snatch the dress, but Kyle pulled it out of her reach.

"Max, you wouldn't let Liz walk around school with this on, would you?"

"WHAT IN THE HELL IS THAT?" Michael yelled, just as Alex frowned, "That's a dress?" Everyone ignored them. All eyes were focused on Max.

Max looked like a dear caught in head lights, with his sandwich half way to his opened mouth. Slowly putting it down, he turned to Liz, who was staring at him with a very interested look on his face. "Uh.... umm...."

"Yeah, Max, would you?" Alex questioned, with a smirk on his face. Isabel unsuccessfully tried to cover up the bright smile that made way across her face.

"Well, it depends who she wore it around." Max muttered, holding his breath.

Oh, God be the right answer. He thought to himself.

Liz's eyes narrowed. Apparently that wasn't the answer she was looking for.

"So you're saying that you wouldn't let me wear something if let's say..... Doug Shellow was around?" Liz said, bitterness in her voice.

At the mention of Shellow, Liz's blind date from last Valentine's day, Max's blood boiled. "No, I would not let you walk around in that, if he was around."

Max looked around the table at the three girls, who were shaking their heads at him, his three "best friends" who were smiling like crazy, and his girlfriend who looked incredibly pissed off.

Suddenly Liz turned around and faced her lunch. "Let's change the topic." She said.

"NO, let's not change the topic! Let's stay very much, on the topic. Maria, what the hell did you buy that for?" Michael asked still not taking his eyes off the scrap of fabric that probably covered an inch of his girlfriend's body. He looked at it again. Make that half of an inch.

Maria rolled her eyes. "Because I liked it, Michael."

Her remark only made Michael angrier. "Well, ... you're taking it back tomorrow!"

"Ohhhhhhhhhhh boyyyyyyyyyyy." Alex said, leaning back. "Round one. Ding!"

Maria's head snapped up and she glared at him, "I am not!"

"Yes, you are! You are not walking around in that."

"Thank You!" Kyle said, throwing the dress on the table. Maria grabbed it quickly.

"Michael you better think about the next couple of words before they come out of your mouth because you're already walking on a thin line!" Maria looked absolutely livid, but then again so did Michael.

"Maria, I forbid you to wear that dress." Michael said through gritted teeth. "You'll look like a whore!"

"Ooooooohhhhhhhhhh" could be heard around the table. Maria was in shock, she couldn't believe he just said that to her.

"You know what, Michael Gurien, find someone else to be your girlfriend, if you think I'm a whore. WE'RE DONE!" She screamed storming away.

"FINE!" Michael screamed after her. Everyone watched her leave.

"I'm glad I didn't give that answer." Max muttered.

"Max, maybe you didn't come straight out and call me a whore, but that is definitely what you implied." Liz whispered almost in tears. She gave him one last look before going after Maria.

"NO! Liz I didn't mean that I swear! LIZ!" Max tried to call after her, but she ignored him.

"See! I have the bestest boyfriend ever. He's not a jerk like you guys." Isabel said, wrapping her arms around Alex's neck and kissing him on the lips. Michael and Max fumed. Tess and Kyle just sat there quietly.

"Iz, you can wear what ever you want, sweetie." Alex said with a wide smile. Eat that guys.

Isabel's smile rapidly changed into a frown. "OH, SO YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ME ENOUGH TO TELL ME WHAT TO WEAR, IS THAT IT!??!?!?!? FINE ALEX! THAT'S FUCKING FINE!" She jumped up and left in the same direction Maria and Liz had gone a few minutes earlier.

Alex was stunned, while Max and Michael almost fell over with laughter. "What just happened here?"

Kyle had a smug smile on his face, as he draped his arm over Tess's shoulders, "Well, at least my girlfriend isn't a nut case."

Tess shook his arm off her and glared at him, "If I recall, this whole scene was your fault.... You're such an idiot." She gave him a disgusted look, and then flipped her hair over her shoulder and left.

"Women!!!!" Kyle screamed after her. "Well at least we have each other. Right guys?"

Max, Michael and Alex got up silently and left him at the table alone.

"Guys?" Kyle called after them "Guys!??!?"

Still no answer.

"AWWWWWWWWW, MAN!" he said, slamming his head into the table. "It's not my fault!"

Alex walked up to Michael's locker, a couple of days later. He had to know if what he heard was true, but he couldn't ask Isabel because she still refused to speak to him since the incident at lunch. Alex was definitely confused.

I am almost positive I said the right thing.

Right now he had bigger problems on his hands. Four to be exact. One of which was his girlfriend, the other two of which were his best friends and Tess. Michael's scowl told him all he needed to know.

And yet, another obstacle to burden my life.

"So you heard, huh?" Alex asked, leaning his head against Pam Troy's locker.

Micheal slammed his locker shut and looked at Alex. "If you mean that instead of spending a night with us, they decided to take part in that stupid talent show, doing only GOD knows what, then YEAH I HEARD!"

Alex held his hands up, "Hey, don't yell at me. This is all Kyle's fault. Izzy hasn't talked to me in days, and Liz and Maria have barely looked at me."

As they continued walking down the hall, Max joined up with them. His face was the epitome of sadness.

"The flowers didn't work?" Alex asked, looking at his girlfriend's brother with sympathy.

"No and nothing else has either." Max looked like he was going to cry. "I want my Liz back."

Alex rolled his eyes, although inside, he was seriously feening Isabel. Everything about her, her hair, her smell, her lips, her touch.... Michael's strained voice broke his thoughts.

"Do you realize I haven't touched and kissed Maria or been touched and kissed by Maria in.... Oh. My. God.........SEVENTY-TWO HOURS!?!"

"Come on guys be strong, we'll show them who's boss!"came a very familiar voice. Max, Michael, and Alex all glared at Kyle, as he walked up to them.

"Kyle, I suggest you be else where right now, because if it wasn't for YOU, Isabel would still think I'm a great guy." Alex said. He wanted to smack Kyle upside the head. Hard.

"Guys, just listen. They want us to feel all bad about what we said, when we were just trying to protect them. We were looking out for them with their best interests at heart. In all actuality, we aren't the bad ones here." Kyle said, tapping the side of his head. Max was thinking of various ways to blow up his head.

"What is your point?" Michael gritted through his teeth. I hate Kyle. Kyle must die.

"My point is.... we beat them at their own game! We ignore them, and eventually they will come crawling back to us. Now, when we walk in that classroom over there and see them, we totally ignore them like they are doing to us. There is no room for failure!" The look on Kyle's face showed pure success, that finally the other three gave in.

They made their way to their next class with a whole positive attitude.

"I don't need Maria. I don't need sex. I don't need sex with Maria." Micheal kept mumbling with each step he took.

When they reached the door, they all took deep breaths, and walked into the room, their heads high. Until, of course, they saw their girlfriends, who were dressed in the skimpiest, tightest, shortest outfits they had ever saw. The guys halted immediately, and turned to glare at Kyle.

Kyle saw the looks they were giving and decided to do the first thing that came to his mind. He ran out the door, screaming behind him, "Guys, be strong remember! STRONG!" He reminded himself to keep running as the two aliens and Alex were gaining on him by the second.

The night of the talent show had finally come, and Maria was psyched.

"You know what I was just thinking?" Tess asked, a huge smile forming on her face. "Remember when we caught the guys pretending they were the New Kids on the Block!"

"Oh my God, don't even remind me. I want to put that memory as far back in my mind as possible." Isabel groaned.

"Yeah, but their faces were classic when they realized we knew." Tess said breaking down into a fit of giggles. The other girls soon joined her.

"So you girls ready?" Maria asked putting the finishing touches of her make up. Tonight was gonna be perfect. She was gonna set Michael straight once and for all, and he was gonna curse the day he ever called her a whore.

"Oh, we're ready." Tess said, walking over to Maria.

"SPEAK FOR YOURSELF!" Liz yelled from behind her dressing curtain. "I AM NOT GOING OUT THERE LIKE THIS!!!!" Isabel attempted to drag her out from it. "NO, YOU GUYS JUST GO WITH OUT ME!!!! ISABEL, PLEASE!!!!"

"LIZ , come on!!" Isabel almost had her out. "Don't you want Max to eat his words for calling you a "WHORE!!!"

Liz looked at her three friends with a determined face, "When do we go on?"

Maria smiled and hugged her friend, "They're gonna be putty in our hands."

The girls smiled, their boyfriends were in for the surprise of their lives.

"I'm not happy about this!" Max whined. The guys were seated in the very back row, that way they could see everything.

"Yeah, and by the way, this is all your fault." Alex mentioned for the forty-fifth millionth time, as he glared at Kyle.

"All right, I said I was sorry. If it gets too out of hand, we'll go up there and drag them off the stage" Kyle said. He was trying to logic himself out of this, but apparently it wasn't working. He had a really bad feeling about tonight.

"Yeah, Einstein, and I'm sure that's gonna work just as good as your 'Let's beat them at their own game' plan." Alex rolled his eyes. Max hadn't moved from his position since they got there. He was slumped down in his seat, his arms were crossed over his chest and he was pouting.

Michael, on the other hand looked incredibly pissed off. He turned towards Kyle, and whispered something in his ear. Kyle's eyes went wide and he gulped. "I'll keep that in mind."

"You know what I was just thinking, not only do we have to be put through the torture of wonder what our girlfriends are going to do, we have had to sit here, watch these stupid acts and waste a perfectly good Friday night on this freaking talent show." Alex was beginning to get very upset. After he saw what Isabel was prancing around in for the pasted few days, he could only imagine what she was going to wear tonight. "Oh, and did I mention this is all your fault."

The announcer came back on the stage, and the guys immediately tensed. "Uh... thank you...that was... uh... wonderful. Lets have a hand for Amelia and he accordion." Only a few claps could be heard throughout the disgusted audience.

The announcer continued, apparently relieved to get Amelia off the stage "Our next act is an amazing one at that. Lets give a big hand for Liz, Isabel, Maria and Tess."

Whistles and hooting noises could be heard all throughout the audience. Alex once again said, "Kyle, this is all your fault!"

"I think I'm gonna be sick." Max said, gasping for air. Alex handed him a paper bag, which Max immediately started breathing in and out of.

The lights went dim causing the boys all leaned forward in their seats, and hold their breath. That really wasn't a problem for Max. The music started and Isabel's voice came out over the loudspeaker....

"Oh No! God no!" Alex said.

Michael's mouth dropped, "They're gonna sing 'Lady Marmalade' !??!" He glowered over at Kyle. "YOU'RE DEAD!"

"Shhh! Maybe it's just a trick?" Kyle asked, never taking his eyes off the stage.

Suddenly the spotlight stopped on a beautiful figure of a girl in blue lingerie, and she had a whip in her hand, and had yet to turn around. But Max knew better, and immediately started taking big gasps of air.

The girl slowly turned around, and began snapping her fingers......

"Trick huh?" Michael gritted.

She lifted her head to reveal an Elizabeth Parker.

"GO PARKER!!"

"YEAH, SHAKE IT GORGEOUS!"

...Could be heard from all different sections of the audience. Alex wanted to slap all of pigs for looking at his "sister" like that. Apparently Liz was eating it up though. She sauntered forward shaking her hips the whole way. All the guys in the audience whistled, except for four, whose mouths dropped open.

Liz bent forward so far that her cleavage was extremely visible, and Max was absolutely livid. He didn't know whether to go over there and drag her off the stage or jump her on it. He shifted in his seat uncomfortably. Liz shook her breasts and pointed the freaking whip at people.

"Damn it to hell." Max muttered, throwing the paper bag on the floor.

Liz went over to the left side of the stage and stood there in the most provocative postioin she could think of. She looked around the audience discreetly and caught Max's eyes. He was staring directly at her looking like he was agony, but she also note lust there. Liz felt herself blush, but quickly returned to her "Mya stance".

That's what you get, Max. Now deal. She thought to herself, a smirk forming on her face.

Isabel's voice could be heard over the loudspeaker, but she was no where in sight, and Alex was finding that very unnerving. What could she be wearing that could possible take her this long to come out?

"Well, this isn't that bad, Liz is covered up Max, and I bet Tess....." Kyle stopped talking, and wanted to shoot himself.

He sat in her boudoir while she freshened up boy drank all the Magnolia Wine all her black satin sheets, suede's, dark greens yeah

Tess was wearing even less then Liz, in a black and pink outfit, and was doing the exact peep show dance that Pink did in the "Lady Marmalade" video. She had the stool and all. When she grabbed her chest and moved her hips around in a slow circle, the guys in the audience screamed out and clapped furiously. Kyle jumped up looking around ready to kill them all.

"Max... Max..." he said pulling him up from his seat by his arm. "Do the death ray eye thingy! QUICK!" Max was happy to oblige and would have if Michael didn't pull him back in his seat.

"Chill Out, Maxwell!"

Max and Kyle took a deep breath, but still were definitely not happy.

Liz had now joined Tess. They were both on each ends of the stage, flirting with two random guys as they sang. Max rubbed his face with his hands roughly. He could not believe that Liz-his Liz-was doing this.

Max didn't think his life couldn't get any worse.. but then the curtains opened.

He heard Alex moan out in frustration, and mumble something about killing Kyle. Isabel was in the exactly garb Lil' Kim had on in the video, and laying across a scarlet couch stretching her legs up and down in the air. A couple of times she ran he hands up and down them. Unfortunately, very little skin was covered, but she looked great. Whistles and profanity were flying everywhere.

Liz joined in with Isabel, looking directly at Max as they sang...

Her words hit home.

"She's rapping!!" Kyle said in-between laughter, but quickly covered it up, when he saw Max, Michael and Alex's faces.

Yeah, she looks beautiful.Max thought to himself, and quickly ate his words. EXCEPT FOR HER CHEST THAT'S POPPING OUT OF THE OUTFIT!!!

Apparently Alex had seen all this too because, Max heard him growl. He put a comforting arm on his friend's shoulder and looked over at Michael. Michael was slouched forward in his seat and shaking his head.

Isabel had arched her back and her chest was now even more prominent. Max heard Alex groan again, and turned to him, "Stop that! That's my sister!!"

Yeah you think you're pissed now, Alex thought. Wait till Maria comes out.

Isabel slithered off the couch and joined Tess and Liz dancing, and then Maria came out and it all went to hell.

"WHAT THE FUCK!!!!" Michael screamed although no one was paying attention to him. They were all staring at his pixie girl, who was only wearing a corset. Slowly he rose out of his seat, and held his hand up. I'll teach you to look at her.

Max, Alex, and Kyle tackled Michael to the floor and held him there, but their eyes were all focused on the stage

Tess walked to the front of the stage....

Followed by Liz...

And then Maria....

The four girls walked seductively to the center of the stage, and began a choreographed dance. Hollering from the male population of West Roswell High was at its peak.

"THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT KYLE!" Alex screamed still pushing Michael on the floor.

"Come on!! LET ME UP!!!!" Michael screamed, thrashing against Max and Alex. "I'm gonna kick their asses. HEAR THAT I'M GONNA KICK ALL YOUR ASSES!!!"

"OH. My God!" Max said. Alex, Kyle and Michael froze and looked up at the stage.

The girls shook and moved their bodies in the most provocative ways, and lightly touched themselves in places, that caused their boyfriends to return to their seats in awe. Liz and Maria smiled at each other, as did Isabel and Tess.

Got'em! The girls thought at the exactly same time.

The girls all came together in the center of the stage leaning forward.....

They threw their heads back as the stage went black. When the lights came back on they were gone, but the auidence was still crazed. Michael, Max, Alex, and Kyle got up devested and left.

"This is all my fault." Kyle mumbled.

The next day, Roswell's lunch quad:

Max, Michael, Alex and Kyle sat in silence, playing with their lunches. None of them had slept that night, due to the 'show' the loves of their lives had put on. And none of them had seen their girls today because Liz, Maria, Isabel and Tess had been swamped with their "fans."

"In a way we deserve this..." Kyle whispered.

"Yeah, us and our big mouths." Alex muttered, sadly.

"We lost them for sure." Michael said

Max looked up and Michael in shock, "No more Liz?" Michael patted his friend's shoulder.

Michael felt the tears well up in his eyes. He couldn't believe himself. The one person that had accepted him, taken him in and trusted him even after she knew what he was, he had pushed her away. I deserve to be alone forever. I'm so sorry Maria.

"Well, looky what we have here." Said a very familiar voice, that was music to Alex's ears. His head shot up. He looked over at her with a surprised face as she sat down next to him.

"Is... Isabel?" he stuttered.

"Yeah. Hi." She smiled back. Tess, Liz and Maria quickly made their way next to their boyfriends.

"Hi guys." Liz said smiling. Max looked over at her, hope in his eyes. She smiled at him,"What you thought just because of that little performance yesterday, we were just gonna find someone else?"

"YES!" Michael, Alex, Max, and Kyle said at the same time.

"Well, as stupid as you guys can be sometimes, we're kinda fond of you." Maria said smiling up at Michael.

Michael was in shock. She wants me back?

"You want me back?" He asked incredulously.

"What do you mean back?" Tess asked, "You thought that we...?"

"YES!!!" the boys repeated.

"Well, ladies I guess we taught them a lesson they'll never forget!" Isabel smiled. The girls' hands met at the center of the table for a four way high-five. Then they turned towards their respective others and gave them the kisses of their lives. Michael, Max, Kyle and Alex happily obliged.

When the kiss ended, Michael hugged Maria close to him whispering, "I'm so sorry Maria, I love you so much."

Maria smiled at him, "Ditto, Spaceboy."

The six friends talked happily for a while until suddenly Max looked over at Liz, "Liz, you don't still...umm. ... have the... uhhh.. outfit.. from yesterday? Do you?"

Michael, Alex and Kyle's heads swiftly turned to Maria, Isabel, and Tess expectantly. The girls gave them all a sideways glance and smirk.

Kyle jumped up from his seat, dragging Tess with him, "We gotta..... uh.... we're going to..." and he left.

Isabel grabbed Alex's hand and pulled him away, as Max and Liz said "BYE!!!"

Michael stared at the table top. He said some really mean stuff to her the other day, and was sure she didn't want to start things up that fast again.

"Michael?" He still didn't look at her. "Michael?"

He brought his eyes to hers and saw a long piece of leather in her hands. His mouth dropped

"I borrowed it from Liz." She said, running the whip over her face. "Think we could find something to do with it?"

"WHOOO HOOO!!!!!!!!!!!" Michael picked her up and threw her over his shoulder. He ran the whole way home like that.

Thank you Kyle! Max, Michael, and Alex thought to themselves.

Worked like a charm. Kyle thought, as he and Tess brought their lips together once again.

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