You Know You've Read Too Much Inuyasha When... (YKYRTMIW) - Yeah, so it's one of those long lists, but I guess it's a tradition on the internet with most animes. |
|||||||
- you sit like a dog.
- you start collecting marble-like beads, thinking that one of them may be the Shikon no Tama. - you push yourself down to the ground when someone yells "osuwari." - you jump into every well you see, thinking that one of them may send you back to the Sengoku Jidai. - you start to carry a huge boomerang. - you carry around a stick and claim it's the Tetsusaiga, which will only work if no one is around. - you attach a mini vaccuum cleaner to your arm, and then suck in little objects, claiming that you have the kaze ana. - you carry around a bow and arrow. - you start ditching school, claiming that you have some kind of serious disease. - you carry around a little ogre looking doll, claiming that he is your sidekick named "Jyaken." - you wear a white, fluffy scarf, claiming that it's your tail. - you address everyone as "teme" ('you' in a very rude way). - you run around in a dead babboon's skin. - you leave behind a wooden figure after a fight. - you run away from a battle, pretending to be in a whirlwind (like Kouga). - you make evil laughs (mwa ha ha ha ha, nya ha ha ha, o ho ho ho ho) - you attach an extra tail to your cat, calling him/her "Kirara." - you grow overly protective of your younger brother, acting as if he has lost his memory. - you pack your bag full of food and medicinal kits, claiming that you're going back in time. - you carry around snakes, claiming that they catch 'souls' for you to eat. - you go around asking strangers to bear your child. - you jump on to people and try to suck their blood. - you start sniffing the ground, when looking for clues. - you try to "fly" on a leaf. - you try to "fly" on a feather. - you try to "fly." - you claim that you can exterminate youkais with the pieces of paper you cut out. - you throw tops at people, expecting it to get biger and spin on its own. - you kidnap a girl and tell her "your my woman." - you are paranoid that there are such things as youkais. - you act as if you were in a feudal era. - you dye your hair white, attach dog ears, wear fanged teeth, wear yellow contact lens, grow your nails, wear red clothes with a huge bead necklace, and answers to the name of "Inuyasha" (365 days of the year <-- now that's obsession!) * by Monique - You look for little mushrooms or acorns with little googly eyes that say "Wah!' - You run away from all the masks, thinking that they will eat you when you put it on - You hate anyone with the name Rin. They take up too much of Sesshoumaru-sama's time - You are reading this list - You are giving Mon-chan ideas for this list - You name your cat Buyo - You name that cute fox at the zoo Shippou - You LOVE oden - You listen to the opening and ending themes all the time - You are listening to them now - When ever you see a preist you immediately shout "Sukebe!" - You hate anyone with a spider mark on their back - You hate people named Kikyou - When ever you see white doggie ears you want to touch them - You insist on calling your little brother Souta - Any guys who bothers you, you say "Go away Houjou!" - You fear ninja girls with combs - You stay away from youkai who have only three hair strands - You NEVER EVER take care of a nearly dead guy who demons like to eat - You carry a shakujou around * submitted by my short, little friend Janine. - U stick ur arm up your jacket and when people asked what happened to your arm u say your brother cut it off * submitted by okaim tsume - You dress your little brother up in identical clothes of Inuyasha's and never stop saying" osuwari!!    * submitted by Insuk Brumley - You tattoo a spider mark on your back - And are confused when this scares no one - When you can't find your sword, you go crazy and start attacking everyone you see because your demon blood has taken over - You yell "Sit" or "Osuwari" when angered - You spend hours trying to perfect your "Blades of Blood" techique - And had to be hospitalized for blood loss - You gouged out your brother's eye hoping to find your father's tomb * submitted by Jessie Wiek - You become angry or frightened upon seeing babboons on the discovery channel  * submitted by The Angelic Hanyou - You try too jump on buildings,expecting to make it but end upwith a broken nose. * submitted by Reed Robinson - You dress a flea in a feudal outfit and befriend it - You start to avoid your older brother - You put two masks on a stick and call it the Staff of Heads - You dress a flea in a feudal outfit and befriend it - You try to kill people with even the slightest pointness in their ears, thinking that they are a demon - You make a red cloak out of rat's fur and jump into fire to make sure it works properly - You make a sword out of wood, put a bunch of feathers at the handle and call it the Tetsusaiga - You try to make nets out of your hair, but then give up and use fishing line - You call your older brother Sesshoumaru and force him to call you Inuyasha - You call your older sister Kagome - You memorized everything that has to do with Inuyasha, including every page of every book, websites... - You've written more than one 'You Know You've Read too much Inuyasha when...' - You try to balance on your own hair - You succeed in trying to balance on your own hair - You've memorized the initials 'YKYRTMIW' - Whenever someone says 'please sit', you purposely fall to the floor  * submitted by Randall Klein - Your favorite food has now became ramen - You carry mirrors around expecting to suck peoples souls out with it  * submitted by SurferChicAlex - You continuously tell your friend to sit and they fall to the ground face first  * submitted by Reed Robinson |
|||||||
* If you have any ideas on other YKYRTMIWs, then send them in! I'll post it up here * * Note: If you have several YKYRTMIW, please send them in ONE email, not individual ones. Thank you! |