You Know You've Read Too Much Inuyasha When...
(YKYRTMIW)

- Yeah, so it's one of those long lists, but I guess it's a tradition on the internet with most animes.
- you sit like a dog.
- you start collecting marble-like beads, thinking that one of them may be the Shikon no Tama.
- you push yourself down to the ground when someone yells "osuwari."
- you jump into every well you see, thinking that one of them may send you back to the Sengoku Jidai.
- you start to carry a huge boomerang.
- you carry around a stick and claim it's the Tetsusaiga, which will only work if no one is around.
- you attach a mini vaccuum cleaner to your arm, and then suck in little objects, claiming that you have the kaze ana.
- you carry around a bow and arrow.
- you start ditching school, claiming that you have some kind of serious disease.
- you carry around a little ogre looking doll, claiming that he is your sidekick named "Jyaken."
- you wear a white, fluffy scarf, claiming that it's your tail.
- you address everyone as "teme" ('you' in a very rude way).
- you run around in a dead babboon's skin.
- you leave behind a wooden figure after a fight.
- you run away from a battle, pretending to be in a whirlwind (like Kouga).
- you make evil laughs (mwa ha ha ha ha, nya ha ha ha, o ho ho ho ho)
- you attach an extra tail to your cat, calling him/her "Kirara."
- you grow overly protective of your younger brother, acting as if he has lost his memory.
- you pack your bag full of food and medicinal kits, claiming that you're going back in time.
- you carry around snakes, claiming that they catch 'souls' for you to eat.
- you go around asking strangers to bear your child.
- you jump on to people and try to suck their blood.
- you start sniffing the ground, when looking for clues.
- you try to "fly" on a leaf.
- you try to "fly" on a feather.
- you try to "fly."
- you claim that you can exterminate youkais with the pieces of paper you cut out.
- you throw tops at people, expecting it to get biger and spin on its own.
- you kidnap a girl and tell her "your my woman."
- you are paranoid that there are such things as youkais.
- you act as if you were in a feudal era.
- you dye your hair white, attach dog ears, wear fanged teeth, wear yellow contact lens, grow your nails, wear red clothes with a huge bead necklace, and answers to the name of "Inuyasha" (365 days of the year <-- now that's obsession!)
     * by Monique

- You look for little mushrooms or acorns with little googly eyes that say "Wah!'
- You run away from all the masks, thinking that they will eat you when you put it on
- You hate anyone with the name Rin.  They take up too much of Sesshoumaru-sama's time
- You are reading this list
- You are giving Mon-chan ideas for this list
- You name your cat Buyo
- You name that cute fox at the zoo Shippou
- You LOVE oden
- You listen to the opening and ending themes all the time
- You are listening to them now
- When ever you see a preist you immediately shout "Sukebe!"
- You hate anyone with a spider mark on their back
- You hate people named Kikyou
- When ever you see white doggie ears you want to touch them
- You insist on calling your little brother Souta
- Any guys who bothers you, you say "Go away Houjou!"
- You fear ninja girls with combs
- You stay away from youkai who have only three hair strands
- You NEVER EVER take care of a nearly dead guy who demons like to eat
- You carry a shakujou around
    * submitted by my short, little friend Janine.

- U stick ur arm up your jacket and when people asked what happened to your arm u say your brother cut it off
    * submitted by okaim tsume

- You dress your little brother up in identical clothes of Inuyasha's and never stop saying" osuwari!!
    * submitted by Insuk Brumley

- You tattoo a spider mark on your back
- And are confused when this scares no one
- When you can't find your sword, you go crazy and start attacking everyone you see because your demon blood has taken over
- You yell "Sit" or "Osuwari" when angered - You spend hours trying to befriend raccoons
- You spend hours trying to perfect your "Blades of Blood" techique
- And had to be hospitalized for blood loss
- You gouged out your brother's eye hoping to find your father's tomb
   * submitted by Jessie Wiek

- You become angry or frightened upon seeing babboons on the discovery channel
   * submitted by The Angelic Hanyou

- You try too jump on buildings,expecting to make it but end upwith a broken nose.
   * submitted by Reed Robinson

- You dress a flea in a feudal outfit and befriend it
- You start to avoid your older brother
- You put two masks on a stick and call it the Staff of Heads
- You dress a flea in a feudal outfit and befriend it
- You try to kill people with even the slightest pointness in their ears, thinking that they are a demon
- You make a red cloak out of rat's fur and jump into fire to make sure it works properly
- You make a sword out of wood, put a bunch of feathers at the handle and call it the Tetsusaiga
- You try to make nets out of your hair, but then give up and use fishing line
- You call your older brother Sesshoumaru and force him to call you Inuyasha
- You call your older sister Kagome
- You memorized everything that has to do with Inuyasha, including every page of every book, websites...
- You've written more than one 'You Know You've Read too much Inuyasha when...'
- You try to balance on your own hair
- You succeed in trying to balance on your own hair
- You've memorized the initials 'YKYRTMIW'
- Whenever someone says 'please sit', you purposely fall to the floor
   * submitted by Randall Klein

- Your favorite food has now became ramen
- You carry mirrors around expecting to suck peoples souls out with it
   * submitted by SurferChicAlex

- You continuously tell your friend to sit and they fall to the ground face first
   * submitted by Reed Robinson
* If you have any ideas on other YKYRTMIWs, then send them in!  I'll post it up here *
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