| I've got a thing for pick-up lines. Some of these are the funniest things I've ever heard; others have been quoted a thousand times. I don't guarantee that these will work on anyone in real life, but quote one to me and you may just get on my good side. Happy bar-hopping! |
| "When I was little, my fairy godmother asked if I'd like to be amazing in bed or have a good memory. I forget which one I chose." "What I lack in appearance, I make up for with enthusiasm/talent." "I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue." "You must be a horrible person, because God took all your beauty and used it for the outside." "Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call your mother and thank her." "That outfit looks great. It would look even better crumpled on my bedroom floor." "My name's [your name here], but you can call me Lover." Look at his/her shirt label. When they ask what you're doing, tell them, "I was just checking to see if you really were made in heaven." "All those curves, and me with no brakes..." "If I told you you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?" "Screw me if I'm wrong, but is your middle name Yolanda?" "Hi. I make more money than you can spend." "You know, if we cut your arms off, you'd look just like the Venus de Milo." "Are you accepting applications for your fan club?" "Did the sun come out, or did you just smile at me?" "I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you." "Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business." "You're so hot, I bet you're the real reason for global warming." "I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?" "I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?" "Girl, you look so good I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit." (I thought that was funny as heck!) "Your parents must've been bakers, 'cause you've got the finest set of buns I've ever seen." And for those of you who love Bio-Dome: "Did it hurt?" "Did what hurt?" "When you fell down from heaven." "Are you tired?" "Why would I be tired?" "'Cause you've been running through my mind all day." "If you were yogurt, would you be fruit on the bottom or stirred?" "I'd be fruit on the bottom, waiting to be stirred." |
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