| Warning!! Warning!! This is what happens when Tenshi and I stay up just a little too late....... Remember, you wanted to know so I'm telling you.... Characters may be a little OOC....(out of character) This whole converstation is between our favorite characters......oh... and the torture of a poor unfortunate Namek...... read on and find out..... mwahahahahahahaha.... Sincerely, Sunny and Tenshi. Editor's notes: (it gets a little slow, but keep reading and you will reach the interesting part... Oh, and we refer to Vegeta when we say "Veggie" and Piccolo when we say "Piccy" plus Tenshi is a female namek, and yes, for you DBZ all-knowers, I will keep it that way. Don't ask if you dont know about the Nameks) Superman was currently using Tenshi's song that came from Dragonball Z; dont ask; just read Tenshi-dont steal my song Superman-oh dat not yo song. Yo stolen it from da japaneses Tenshi-well its my piccolo.... Superman-yo dont own no namek, girly girl Tenshi-do so i bought him....mwaa hhahahahahahahaha. hes mine Superman-Yeah!!! Namek chops tonight!!!!!!!! Tenshi-how dare you?!?!?!?!?!?! i'm not chi chi Superman-uh huh yeah and i supposed your'e bulma then Tenshi-x-cuse me chick, but have you seen yourself lately???? If i'm bulma that makes you:grins evilly: master roshi Superman-no body makes no comments like that ta me. You gettin it, baka pimp daddy Tenshi-:powers up special beam cannon::::: MMMAAAKKAAAKNOOOSOOOPOUUUU!!!! Superman-:; takes the attack softly:: OOooooh yeah!!!1 I love that Makaknsopou!!!! Tenshi-grins evilly as a surprise attack knocks tiffy down. Superman-::moans:: ooooooooh bummer, dat one hit me gooooooooooooooooood:: You good namek! But I better! Dis aint Tiffy! Dis is....... Super man!!!!!!!! Tenshi-uh huh and im the grinch Superman-::grabs on to wings:: how c'm ya have wings?? Never heard of a namek with wings Tenshi-I'm special......I am an angel...sort of ......wanna see my sythe? turnip boy? Superman-ooooooooooh ooooooooooookay Id LOVE to see it, if you may Tenshi-suuuuuuuurrrrre........:grabs Veggie by the hair and shaves it all off:: there!!! much better Superman-remember namek, I'm not Veggie, i'm SUPERMAN, so you aint got no hair to cut Tenshi-raises antanne Tenshi-yeah....id have to get past that huge ego first... Superman-atleast I know i can protect myself then, unlike ya Tenshi-places taloned hand in superman s face......talk to the hand cuz the rest aint listen' ya punk Superman-maaaaaaaaaaaaaaan where'd that hand been???? It stanks like crazy!!!!! Tenshi-thas yo upper lip......prep boy Superman-glad to be one Tenshi-whateva Superman-dat all you have to say eh? Gotta try harder den dat Tenshi-i would but you dont understand namekkian Superman-::shakes tenshi's hand:: well glad to meet ya! Tenshi-smiles evill showing fangs wanna spar Superman-wazzat evil there? I mean no harm ya know, but id love ta spar! Tenshi-gotta be veggie first.. i only fight real men Superman-dat's right, I da ultimate man, not just da real man, but da ultimate man!! Tenshi-you got a superiority complex? Superman-::grins:: yeah you got a problem with that namek girl??? Tenshi-::grins back:: yup::bites whoever is talking:; CHOMP Superman-DAD gommit those fangs need sharpening!! I dont know any one who'd like to do the job either Tenshi-geee but dull fangs HURT worse Superman-prove it Tenshi-CHOMP Superman-uh huh dat really hurt ::looks at the red sore:: grrrr ::grumble:: okay so ya beat me at that, oh well, aint give a care Tenshi-riiiiiiiiiiigggggggghhhhhttttttt... dont make me get piccy in here. he my buddy Superman-I here to be yo friend, but if ya keep up the snide remarks, aint gonna be no friendly man here Tenshi-piccy says alright but if you do anything funny hes got Veggie hostage in a rice cooker........over a hot stove Vegeta-::veggie- help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He's got me!!!!!!!!! Save me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:: Piccolo-:;piccy::= shadup ya monkey Vegeta-veggie- I'm not a monkey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tenshi-tenshi slaps piccy...down boy!!! Vegeta-veggie- please let me go!!!!!!!!!!!!! Piccolo-piccy grumbles....i wanted saiyan roni Vegeta-veggie- oh haha, get kakkarot for that! Piccolo-yeah but you taste soooooooo good.. Vegeta-What's with this sudden evil?????? I though we were best friends!!!!!! Tenshi-that was piccy Tenshi-im trying to shove piccy in a jar too.....hes big Tenshi-he bites Tenshi-his fangs are sharp Tenshi-YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEOOOOOUUUUUUCCCCCCCCHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Tenshi-GRRR Superman-who jus got bit? Tenshi-me Superman-how dare you go gainst ma friend, piccy. I get you for dat Tenshi-::puts rabid piccy in a small cage:: he will be alight Tenshi-hey!! lets go capture goku and torture him!! Superman-hey betta yet, stick da goku dude in da cage with ya piccy Tenshi-i dont want goku dead Tenshi-just hurt Superman-we let goku kill piccy with kindness Tenshi-now thats cruelity Superman-evil minds think alike Tenshi-mwa hahahahahahahahahah Vegeta- ::veggie- ahhhhhhhhhh where'd piccy go?????????:: Tenshi-in the pot with you Tenshi-your in a rice cooker Vegeta-gotta be a big rice cooker if it's both me and piccy! Tenshi-i didnt say he was Beside you...he is sitting on you head Tenshi-takes out veggie and sticks him in the cage with goku Vegeta-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE SO CRUEL!!!!!!!!!!! OH WHAT A WORLD! WHAT A WORLD!!!!!! I'M GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tenshi-veg calm down....... Vegeta-::rattles the cage insitaneously:: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!! Get me ouit of here! Tenshi-welll its either goku or piccolo Vegeta-Piccy please Piccy!! Tenshi-grabs goku and shoves piccy in his place Piccolo-hiya monkey Vegeta-I AM NOT A MONKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Piccolo-then why do you smell like one Vegeta-your senses are malfunctioning, buddy Piccolo-this from the guy who has no sense of fashion Vegeta-it's yourself you are smelling Piccolo-no... i take daily bathes unlike some princes Vegeta-yah and you use the same water u used everynight without evr changing it Piccolo-right ...you..nimrod..river water flows.......fresh water everyday Vegeta-I think the fish contaminate it when you get in there. They are attracted to you and they contaminate the water Piccolo-me contaminate water.....at least I get near it and a bar of soap Piccolo-unlike some species Vegeta-you stumped me Piccolo-spare me the sarcasm of the saiyans Chi Chi-so I wonder if we are having anymoe namek chops Tenshi-hides behind piccolo Tenshi-not me Chi Chi-come here namek namek namek Tenshi-tenshi is shaking on top of piccolos turban.....SAVE ME!!! Chi Chi-NOT YOU YOU IDIOT I'M TALKING TO PICCOLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tenshi-::blinks:: oh.....WELL SAVE HIM Chi Chi-ah whatever Tenshi-throws self in front of piccy nooooooooooooo Goku- ::Goku thrusts open door "I"m hungary guys! What about some lunch??????" Tenshi-smashes tenshis nose:::: YOU BAKA!!!!! Goku-Oh I did not see you there. Blushes: Tenshi-mumbles holding nose Goku- I...... guess you dont..... want any lunch then............ Heh .....heh..... Tenshi-im a NAMEK YOU MORON Goku- oh yeah! Nameks dont eat, do they??? Tenshi-depends Goku- Want some lunch with me then????? Tenshi-eyes plate skeptically...who cooked? Goku- ummmmmm...... chi chi Tenshi-eyes get big...uhhhhhhhhh no. Goku- ummmmmm what's wrong with chi chi??? She cooks great!!!!!! ::smiles big and goofily:: Tenshi-yeah...but it's the ingredients that worry me.. Tenshi-checks out piccy....any missing body parts? Goku- It was Namek chops???? Yummy! I love those!!1 I wonder where she gets it from.... ::piccolo sweatdrops as does tenshi:: Tenshi-uh oh ::Chi Chi storms in:: OKAY!!!! WHICH ONE WILL IT BE THIS TIME????????!!!!!!! Tenshi-THRUSTS PICCY IN FRONT/////NOT ME!!! Piccolo-YOU TRAITOR. Tenshi-yeah but not lunch Chi Chi-I wonder how the new one tastes....... Chi Chi-I otta try it Chi Chi-come here tenshi tenshi tenshi Tenshi-with a flurry of feathers tenshi zooms away with piccy right behind Chi Chi-WHY YOU LITTLE.... COME HERE!!!!!:::CHASES THEM::::RAISES THE FRYING PAN::COME HERE!!!!!!!! PI.... TEN..... COME HERE!!!!!!!!111 Tenshi-faint voice :; yeah right Chi Chi-::stops and rests:: Those two are so stubborn!!!! Chi Chi-They never do listen to me... !!!!!::grins:: Chi Chi-I"ll just catch them when they come back! >:) Tenshi and Piccolo-both nameks land for a water break ::chi chi slinks out of bushes holding a frying pan:: ::chi chi aims for piccy and tenshi gets in the way:::GROAN:: ::piccy flies away:: ::drags Tenshi home and sticks her in a cage:: Tenshi-ekk Tenshi-what happened Chi Chi-i'm doing to you just what I did to piccolo Chi Chi-... and trust me....... Chi Chi-he was screaming for mercy Tenshi-i didnt kidnap gohan Chi Chi-exactly, ....this is dinner for gohan Tenshi-but but but i am an angel)0o Chi Chi-too bad.. i guess even angels can be eaten Tenshi-0-o uh oh Tenshi-PICCOLO GET YOUR GREEN BUTT HERE AND HELP ME!!!! Chi Chi-oh looks like we will be having two nameks for dinner then Tenshi-face vaults Chi Chi-::sings:: two nameks for dinner tonight, two nameks for dinner, eat one, finish it off, two nameks for dinner tonight Tenshi-takes out diary:::: Dear Diary, today i was kidnaped by a pyschotic housewife........ Chi Chi-hmmmm maybe some all spice will do.. no.... nut meg Tenshi-no garlic Chi Chi-great idea!!!! Tenshi-grrrrrrrrr Chi Chi-nutmeg AND garlic!! Tenshi-nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Tenshi-piccy is gonna be mad Chi Chi-and to add flavor......... Chi Chi-seltzer water Tenshi-pupils dilate and fall over anime style Chi Chi-mwahahahahaha!! Goku will love this!!!! Tenshi-big sad puppy dog eyes//////sniff sniff Chi Chi-Oooooooooooh Goooooooookuuuuuuuuuuuuu ::goku comes running in after the scent of food:: Goku- Need me to taste test?? Chi Chi-goku you idiot! I haven't even got the chops on the grill yet!!! I wanted to know if you wanted me to add any more spices *while chi chi is occupied piccy sticks head throu open window* Piccolo- eyy yo tenshi? Chi Chi-I SEEE YOU MISTER!!!! Chi Chi- ::grabs Piccolo adn shoves him in the cage too:: Tenshi-grabs chi chi and shoves her in the cage Chi Chi-how can you grab me when you are in the cage and I'm out here??? and do know, the cage is closed and locked Tenshi-easy there is a small space of time while the cage is open.since i can mocve at super speed. then it was no prob. ::gohan comes in:: Gohan- Mr. Piccolo??? Mom???? Uhhhh... whoever you are???? Tenshi- names tenshi///// Gohan- uhh yeah Gohan- what are you three doing in the cage?????????? Tenshi-ummm piccy and i are best friends and your mom is a pyshco Chi Chi- MR. PiccOlO AND TENshI DRAGGED ME IN HERE Tenshi-WELL you stuck me in here first ::Gohan lets them out:: Tenshi-sankyou gohan:: gets hugs from piccy and tenshi:; Gohan- hehe.. anytime Gohan- Mom??? Why do we have namek chops all the time??? Gohan- I mean.... shouldnt we let off on mr. Piccolo??? Tenshi-yeah chi chi....he is so kawaii.................blushes Chi Chi- I"ll never let Mr. Piccolo get by Chi Chi- but........ I"ll make an axception for Tenshi *piccy blushes* Chi Chi- as for you Piccolo........... ::holds up the salt shaker:: Piccolo- eeekk. Tenshi- now chi chi Chi Chi- now what?? Tenshi- hugs piccy around the neck.....leave him alone....... *piccy gets really nervous* Chi Chi- Vegeeeeeeetaaaaaaaa will you please get Mr. Piccolo here for me??? I"m too busy preparing the recipe Tenshi- Vegeta.....please dont. I will grant your wish of immortality Vegeta- You will?? You promise???? Tenshi- yup...kami is a relative Chi Chi- Vegeta!! you are ruining it!!! ::grabs Vegeta and shoves him in the cage:: just for that i'll have to pick you!! Tenshi grabs chi chi and ties her up and lets out vegeta Vegeta- uhh.. i'm outta here before chi chi manages to get loose! Vegeta- mbye and goodluck!!! ::flies off:: Tenshi- alright piccy wheres that glass of water you promised me *piccy gulps* gohan- what??? Tenshi- NOTHING....kid gohan- sniffle, sniffle.... Piccolo- ugh.....*piccy faints* Gohan- waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Tenshi- *tenshi rushes to piccy*...GEDUP YA JEERRKKK Gohan- WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Tenshi- GOHAN ........shut up Gohan-::flies off quickly:: Tenshi- ::sigh:; heaves fainted namek on back and flies toward kamis lookout: men.... Chi Chi- GET BACK HERE AND UNTIE ME!!!!!!!!! *minutes later* Tenshi-::THUD:: DUMPS piccy on tenki floor...... wake up or ill wake you up.. Gohan- ::gohan comes up:: Hi!!!!! Gohan- Mr. Piccolo????????? Tenshi- *tenshi walks up holding a bucket of cold cold water*....to do or not to....hmmmmmm..smiles evilly..to do!!! dumps bucket down piccys shirt Gohan- Mr. Piccolo!!!!!! You are awake!!!! Piccolo- so? Gohan- uhh...... you're awake!!!! Piccolo- :::comes fully awake::; WHO DOUSED ME WITH COLD WATER,!!!!! Gohan looks at Tenshi. uhhhhhh....... tenshi smiles innocently.....you wouldnt wake up.... Tenshi- WHATCHA here for? Gohan- I just want to see Mr. Piccolo Tenshi- ya know your a cute kid...hugs gohan.. piccy:: HEY HE'S MY FRIEND!!! Gohan- smiles brightly haha tenshi looks at piccy ::you wanna hug too? Gohan-::gives Piccolo a big hug tenshi kisses gohan on the cheek... Gohan- ::laughs happily and merrily:: Tenshi- *smiles at gohan and blushing piccy* Gohan- Now I wonder what mom is up to........... both nameks sweat drop at the mention of chi chi Gohan- oh well! I'm happy here! Tenshi- me too.. suddenly gives a sullen piccy a huge hug vegeta appears out of thin air and is promptly bushwacked by tenshi with a hug Tenshi- veeeggggggggggggiiiiieeeeee Vegeta- what.... are .... you..... doing?!? Tenshi- giving you a hug princy Vegeta- I like that title a lot better Tenshi- *kisses veggie on cheek Vegeta- ::blushes majorly: heh.............. he..........he.............. ummmmm yeah *piccy raises an anteanne:: getting SLIGHTLY jealous Tenshi- whadya jealous for Piccolo???!! Piccolo- No reason>>>>>> Piccolo- grrrrrrrrrrrr Vegeta- Ive got to find Trunks now Tenshi- awwwwwww......how cute Vegeta- a... hem...ahem Tenshi- wha...... i just wuv trunksies Vegeta- ummm the name is not trunksies, its trunks Tenshi- trunkiseis to me trunks to you ::Gohan walks by counting in spanish Gohan-uno Gohan- dos Gohan- tres Gohan- quatros Gohan- cinco Gohan- seis Gohan- siete ..... Tenshi- come on gohan lets dance Gohan- yeah!!! piccy's mouth hangs open......... Gohan- you can join us if you like Piccolo... Tenshi- yup piccy MAJORLY blushes: Tenshi- ::grabs piccy's hand and draggs him in:: scrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeccccccccccchhhhhhhhhh (Editor Sunny- huh???) (Editor Tenshi-his feet dragging) Tenshi:;brings Piccolo in air so his feet dont drag:: Tenshi- whispers in gohans ear.....wanna see something funny gohan Gohan- okay! Tenshi- *kisses piccy on cheek and piccy faints.....from eight feet in the air...THUD Gohan- Mr.......... ?????????? Gohan-::goes down to Piccolo:: Gohan- are you okay??? *piccy is smiling* Gohan- I wonder why he's smiling..... Tenshi- dunno Gohan- I think Mr. Piccolo likes you Tenshi Tenshi- hmmmmmmmmm....well i like veggie Gohan- There's no one I like Gohan-Mr. Piccolos in loooooove Gohan- Mr. Piccolos in looooooooooove Tenshi blushes Gohan- you like Vegeta???? Tenshi- yup..... Gohan- wow I did not think anyone could like him Tenshi- he is soo kawaii Tenshi- hehehehe Gohan- I think Videl likes me Tenshi- how cute Gohan- yeah she's okay Tenshi- I dunno I guess piccys alright........ Gohan-::days dreams about Mr. Piccolo with Tenshi:: Gohan- haha tenshi twirls Gohan- ::thinks to self "yep... those two would be cute together":: Tenshi- what about veggie Tenshi- hmmmmm....................................................................... Tenshi- gohan and videl sitting in the tree Tenshi- k- i-s-s-i-ng Tenshi- first comes love then comes marriage Tenshi- then come gohan pushing the baby carriage Gohan- heeeeeeeeeeeey Gohan- ::blushes:: Tenshi- nah Goku appears again Goku- I'm hungry!!! Tenshi- go home Goku- I was wondering if Gohan would like to have lunch with me Tenshi- gohans mine!!!!! Goku- he's my son ya know Tenshi- kisses goku on the cheek Goku- uhhh..... ummm.... yeah piccy is still down tenshi sits on piccy....nice cushin ::goku sits on him too:: Goku- wow! Goku- you're right Tenshi- pushes goku off.... you weigh too much ::lands on piccy's arm:: ouch! that's one tough arm!!! piccy is still smiling tenshi.... i wonder what he is thinking? Goku- Oh I can get that info for you Goku- I learned that too on planet.. what was it?? Yardrat! Tenshi- kewl ... tell me please... Goku- ::reads Piccy's mind:: Goku- ::gasps:: Tenshi- .WWWWWWWWHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!!? Goku- About you in a dress Tenshi- i ....dont.....wear.......dresses....... *so piccolo likes tenshi and tenshi likes veggie....... what's gonna happen????* Tenshi- hmmmm veggie in a tux Tenshi- smiles goku-I bet Tenshi is thinking aobut veg in his spandex..... Tenshi- nosebleed Tenshi- runs to bathroom...eeeekkkkk!!!!!!! Gohan- what have you been thinking about Daddy???!!! Gohan- I bet you're thinking about Chi Chi! Goku- uuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...no hmmmm.....piccy needs to wake up.. kisses gohan on the cheek. bye bye bye gohan and goku and piccy and :sigh:veggie Part II Gohan- ::drags out picture of Piccolo in the fishy trunks:: What's this?? Piccolo-::sweatdrops:: where did you get that?????!!?!?!?!? Gohan- Tenshi showed it to me and she left it with me accidently. ::smiles curiously:: Piccolo- i ... uh.... um....uh oh........::gulps nervously:: Gohan- Wow it would be neat if I could see you in them... >:) Piccolo- SAY WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!? NO WAY?!?!?!?!?!::sweatdrop grows in size:: *all the sudden, Tenshi is heard* Tenshi- Yeeaaaah. Pleaaaaaaaaaaase. I'd love to see you in them again. Pleaaaaaaaasseeeee?????? (innocently) Piccolo-awww man....::grumbles:: why me? what did i do to deserve this??! i didn't do anything Tenshi- awwww but you look so cute in them! ::snuggles by Piccy and hugs him innocently:: Plleeaaaaaaaaassee????? Piccolo- i ...uh..... I guess... ::eyes Gohan and Tenshi nervously:: sigh:: i suppose....::nervously eyes the snuggling Tenshi:: Tenshi- Thankyou, dear, ::winks:: Piccolo- i.....umm.........WAIT A MINUTE!! I AM NOT ANYONE'S DEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tenshi- Oh just playing around. You know good and well.... well, let's just say he's not here Piccolo- yeah i know.....::sigh:: Tenshi- Then go be a good boy and try on the swimming trunks for us. ^_~ Piccolo-::gives Tenshi an evil glare:: all right......:mumbles: the things i do........ Tenshi- ^_^ good boy! :) Gohan- Hehe, you have your ways, Tenshi! :: Five minutes pass:: Gohan- ::pulls out the camcorder:: Mwahahahaha ::mumbling is heard from the dressing room:: grrrrrrrrrrr....... Gohan- Piiiiicccyyyyyy, why taking so long! I could eat three meals within this time! ::looks up thinking about lunch:: ::voice from dressing room:: tell me about it.. I have seen you eat before...remember? Gohan- The camp, the time chamber, my birthday, yep! ::voice from dressing room:: and every other time i have seen you wolf down a meal... gross... Gohan- be glad your not living with my dad then.... ::Piccolo walks out of dressing room:: no, i would probably commit suicide if i had to live with your dad.. Tenshi- And it looks like your dad will get to see a video tape of Piccy in fishy shorts too... ^_~ Piccolo::eyes widen:: WAIT A MINUTE!!!! you said nothing about a video tape????!?!?!?! Gohan- we were supposed to? Oh well, what's happened has already happened. Piccolo::cheeks purple with blushing :: dear kami.. my life is ruined...::THUD!!:: faints:: Tenshi- ::giggles and walks to Piccolo:: all by a single video tape... sad.... ::goes and gets a bucket of chilled ice water::innocently carries it to Piccolo::calmly drops the water on him:: Oops... did I do that? ::smiles:: ::SPLASHHHH:::: Piccolo:: wakes up instantly:: wha........................ Tenshi- you fainted so I had to wake you up. After all, we can't have an unconcience Namek on tape. Piccolo-::growls at Tenshi:: Gohan... give me the tape....now...... Gohan- too late, I already gave it to Goku Piccolo-::closes eyes::sigh:: well my life is officially ruined... now i must go away.....:: big sad puppy dog eyes:: Gohan- But Mr. Piccoloooo.. you can't leave me here alone.... Piccolo- you can't expect me to go out in public, especially after Vegeta sees the tape.... i will be the laughing stock of the warriors.. Gohan- Mr.. ::sniffle sniffle:: Piccolo... ::sniffle sniffle:: ::big sad puppy dog eyes:: Piccolo::Gohan..... i.. uh... oh all right:: gives him a hug:: Gohan- ::smiles brightly and hugs:: Besides, I have the tape right here with me, and it isnt going any where else. I was just kidding around. Piccolo-::lets out a relived sigh: good... wait a minute...what about tenshi? Tenshi- oooh dont worry. I wont tell too many people... no no, just kidding. Between you and I, and of course, cute lil Gohan! ::pats Gohan's head:: Gohan- ::smiles brightly and looks up to Tenshi:: As if matters couldn't get worse....... Vegeta- why hello Piccolo....::looks at his apparell.. nice trunks..... Gohan- Hi Mr. Vegeta! Piccolo::eyes high ledge:: i wonder how long it will take me to fall??...... Tenshi- Veggie Weggie!!!! ::gives him a big hug and smiles big:: Vegeta-::sweatdrops:: Get off me, woman!!! Piccolo- So I'm not the only one now! Tenshi- Okie cutey! ^_~ ::Piccolo quietly steals back into the dressing room to change:: Gohan- Nope, Mr. Piccolo. Gotta stay out here! ::Drags Piccy by shorts ends back out:: Piccolo- HEY!!! Cut that out... come on Gohan.... i am getting a slight draft back here...it is kinda cold..... Gohan- Oh alright. I just wanted you to stay out here. Tenshi- ::edges close to Vegeta and smiles and turns back to Piccolo and smiles:: ::Piccolo changes in a matter of minutes:: ahhh..... i feel much better....::eyes tenshi:: hmmmmmmm... Gohan- ::accidently drops tape and scrambles to catch it before it hits the floor, but fails:: Piccolo::sweatdrops as the tape lands near the saiya-jin prince's feet..:: oh...kami........ Gohan- Oops........ he.... heh..... ::clears throat eying tape:: Vegeta-::looks down while trying to stealthly move away from Tenshi:: hmm... what's this::picks up tape:: Tenshi- Oh it's so cute!! It has Piccolo in his cute little fishy shorts!!! Hehehehe! Piccolo-::whispers fiercely::Tenshi.....why did you have to open your mouth?!?!?!? Tenshi- ::whispers ::Oops... sorry... ::ducks down: erm.....:: Did I just say fishy shorts??? How dumb of me! I guess I had the, uh.... the shorts I saw in Wal-mart on my mind... Piccolo-::slaps hand over his eyes:: morons.. i am surrounded by morons.... Tenshi- Erm... I mean, uh..... The fishy Do-. I mean... the city Do Jo..... ::blushes:: Vegeta-::looks confusedly from one namek to the other:: fishy....trunks..??::gets an evil smirk..:: Ohhhhh..... i see......mwaaa hahahahahaha... Tenshi- Yeah, I uh, um, saw some uh... fishy trunks at the Do Jo, and uh.... the reason for the tape... um.... I had a uh friend and uh.. we um... decided to ma- yeah! make a recording of our normal day! That's it! Vegeta- ::flashes Piccolo an evil EVIL smirk.:: riiggggghhhhhhtttttt................................ i'm sure that's it..... Tenshi- of course, I also had in mind your son. Get it?? Fishy son???? Vegeta-::narrows eyes::are you insulting my son...??? never mind... i think i will keep the tape....for ransom... Tenshi- ::thinks- Oooooh boy, I've done it now... what a lame joke...... Everyone's gonna kill me......::moans:: Piccolo::thinking of every concieveable place he could hide for a llooooooonnnnnnggggg while:: i ...am...going.... to ...hurt....you .....Tenshi....::says slow and deliberately:: Tenshi- GOMEN NASI EVERYONE!!!! I REALLY DONT MEAN TO DO ANY OF THIS....::tears up:: Piccolo- awww....Tenshi please dont cry... i cant stand to hear crying Vegeta::thinks..He's turned into a cream puff:: Tenshi- I'm just getting everyone in trouble.............................. .................. Gohan- Tenshiiii, your'e not getting me in trouble. Only the majority. Tenshi- That was really helpful!!!!!!! ::flies out:: Piccolo::sigh:: what a day.... i guess i had go and apologize.. Vegeta- ::raises a brow:: Piccolo Piccolo, where has your sense gone???? Piccolo-::turns around to eye the saiya-jin prince:: mind your own business Vegeta!! Tenshi- ::comes back slowly and taps on Vegeta's shoulder asking to talk:: Vegeta-::whirls around:: whaddya want? Tenshi- I just........... wanted to appoligize for earlier....... I really do love your son.... Vegeta- ::sweatdrops:: uh...um.... apology accepted.. Tenshi- thankyou.... I promise you won't hear anything like that from me again, because I really didnt mean the joke. Piccolo-:sigh: prepares to leave:: Tenshi- what.......... what's the matter Piccolo?? Piccolo-ah... nothing.. it is getting late... and i need to get home... Tenshi- ::snuggles and whispers I really didnt mean to let it out........:: Piccolo::closes eyes and forces out apology:: It's alright...... i didn't mean what i said::i am turning in to a cream puff::sigh:: Gohan- Vegeta, can we have our tape back? I want to spare you from the bordom of ::thinks of Tenshi's explanation:: Tenshi's time shopping. Vegeta-::smiles evilly:: oh... that's alright...bulma can watch it and tell me what happens...::clutches tape closer:: Gohan- but you see, Tenshi had to bring it to her friend right after this conversation, so If we dont get it now, we can't return it to her friend Vegeta- ::cocks head to the side: i suppose... here... have the tape.... Gohan- Thankyou a lot. ::smiles calmly and hands the tape to Tenshi:: Tenshi, your friend is probably waiting to get her tape back... Piccolo:smiles slightly:; whew...... that was close Tenshi- Oh yes, she is. I'd better get to it then ^_^ Come on Piccy, let's go! Piccolo- must you call me piccy? Tenshi- of course! What's the fun in saying "Piccolo"? Right Veggie Weggie!?!? Vegeta and Piccolo sweatdrop..... Tenshi- Oh you guys are wimps! How hard is it to stand being called "Piccy" and ::smiles Vegeta's way:: "veggie weggie"?? Piccolo::gulps and grabs Tenshi's arm::c'mon...before you get me in deeper trouble..... Tenshi- men....... pathetic........ Piccolo_::raises brow:: i m not the one that was crying? Tenshi- well that's a different story. Women are allowed to cry for small reasons, but men must be men Piccolo::snort::riiigggghhhtttt...... Vegeta- I guess that would make me the only "man" around here then Piccolo- hey, aren't you the same guy who cried when he ran out of hair spray??? Vegeta- MY HAIRSPRAY IS NOT A SUBJECT TO GET ON. NOW SHUT UP OR ELSE.... Piccolo- or else what? you gonna stab me with your hair? Vegeta- maybe I'll drown you in the half a gallon can I have Piccolo- ::looks at Tenshi:: and you call me pathetic?? Tenshi- like I said, men, not man, Piccolo- Tenshi....you would like to live to see tomorrow, right? Tenshi- would you? Vegeta-::they argue like an old married couple:: good grief:: you two are really pitiful.. Gohan- ::smiles proudly from not aurguing:: I da man! Vegeta-::raises brow:: youre twelve...... Gohan- I may be twelve, but I'm the man Vegeta::still eyeing the argueing nameks:what ever Gohan- Heheheheheh and I actually reaches SSJ2 Vegeta- growls:: hmphhh..... Tenshi- or maybe the next hour? Piccolo::narrows eyes, enjoying the arguement:: whaddya gonna do...giggle???? Tenshi- like the saying, kill em' with kindness Piccolo-::caught off guard::wha...... Tenshi- an old phrase, if all else fails kill them with kindess Piccolo::? Tenshi- like this. Make a comment, the meanest crudest comment Piccolo-ummm ......i cant....not to you.......... Tenshi- okay then just try to annoy me Piccolo- i do that by just being here.. Tenshi- ::smiles cheerfully:: Piccolo::gahhhh....this is getting mushy....... i think i need to go ... Tenshi- it's already working..... Piccolo::well i must depart....Ja Ne Gohan... Sayanora Tenshi... bye Vegeta... Tenshi- have a wonderful day! Gohan- ::runs up and gives Piccy a big hug:: see you later! Piccolo:thinks for a sec..::you want me to fly you home, Gohan? Gohan- okay! :) Vegeta::ohhhh.....that was low Piccolo...you're gonna leave me here alone with ..her.... I DONT THINK SO..:: Tenshi- veggie!!!! ::hugs Vegeta:: Vegeta::Wait!!!! Piccolo!! i will go with you!!!!!!! Tenshi- Can you pleeeeaaaaaasse give me a ride along the way?? Pleaaaaaaasseeeeeee?????? Piccolo::smiles evilly::already gathered Gohan in his arms:: Time to get even VEGGIE WEGGIE....:flies off: Tenshi- Veggie weggie, can I pleeeeaaaaaaaase have a ride??? ::smiles sweetly and innocently:: Vegeta-::sweatdrops::c-c--c-c-couldn't Piccolo give you a ride?? w-w-w-w-why me? Tenshi- I'll give you a draaaaagoooon balllllllll.... please for me????? Vegeta- B-B-ulma will kill me..... Tenshi- she's no harm as long as she doesnt know. ::gives big sad puppy dog eyes:: pleaaaaaaaaasseeeee? Vegeta-::Ohhhhhh..Piccolo ...just wait till i see you again... just wait...... i will get even..::closes eyes:: i....guess........ Tenshi- Tankyu!!! ^_^ ::clings on to Vegeta's back and merrily giggles:: Vegeta-growl... Tenshi- Your so sweet!! :) Vegeta arrives at the lookout:: we're here... Tenshi- Thankyou!! ^_^ ::thinks- I know what will keep him here... >:) ) Do you want a snack while you're here?? I have a lot of good snacks. ::giggles softly and smiles to Vegeta:: Vegeta- i.....uh.....um.......i cant Tenshi- Oh but it's your favorite! Cookies! Vegeta- uh......oh...... i....um....gah....i cant......i .... Tenshi- pleeaaaaaaaaaaasseeeee ::pouts:: Vegeta-::forces himself to look away from Tenshi:: i......gotta....go....Trunks is waiting..:::dashes for the look out exit:: Tenshi- but....... Vegeta- sorry...: flies away:: Tenshi- darn... maybe next time :) Gohan and Piccolo are flying home..... Piccolo- almost there kid.:: eyes the house below nervously:: have a good night.. Gohan- you too Piccolo! Uh, you have to take me down now to the house.... Piccolo-::has to muster courage:: yeah...........um.....is your mom home? Gohan- Oh she always is! She likes being there to protect me when I come home. Piccolo- uh...yeah....::lands gracefully in front of the door: g'night Gohan Gohan- dont you want to come in first? I want to show you the new project I'm doing for science. and no, it does not involve anything greeen Piccolo::nods:: i guess:: enters the doorway:: *an alarm goes off and all the sudden thick iron bars drop around him giving him no room to move* Chi Chi- A ha! I caught you now! >: ) Piccolo-NANI?!? AWWW....no ...not again......come on chi chi leave me alone Chi Chi- I knew you would come strolling around through that door way and I would catch you. Thankyou so much for helping me out Gohan. Gohan- huh????? Piccolo-why me??? ::sigh:: HHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Chi Chi- because you are so perfect for meal time. Piccolo-::growls and mumbles grumblings at chi chi Piccolo-Oh..boy....::screams out from the top of his lungs::: HHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 Tenshi- hmmmm, what is that????? .... Probably nothing.... ::shrugs and continues with her reading:: Chi Chi- time to transport him here.... ::makes sure the other cage is locked and ready:: Piccolo-calls for help again.... *Piccolo reappears in a larger cage, the one he reckognizes so much* Piccolo-::breaks down in to tears:: Chi Chi- awwww. How sweet. Crying for his preservation. too bad....I'm so evil.... and proud of it..... Piccolo::looks at chi chi with teary eyes:: let me go please? Chi Chi- not in your life, buddy! Gohan- Do we have to make more namek chops mom???? Chi Chi- yes, and no, I will not take it back. Piccolo-Hey the "it" has a name,,, use it... *tries to contact Vegeta...BIG..mistake* Vegeta- ::gets a quirky look on face when he hears Piccolo:: What????????????????? ::reconsiders call for help:: Well, we have been rather low on groceries this week............. Piccolo-::gulp:: i am in deep trouble..... how am i going to get out of this one? Chi Chi- Maybe dying. Piccolo- how? i cant commit suicide.. and you wont kill me... you dont have the guts, chi chi.. Chi Chi- Why kill you when I can use you for dinner? Piccolo- then hand me the knife Chi Chi- for what? Piccolo- to get myself out of this mess Chi Chi- .. nah, it isnt worth giving to you Piccolo- well, as bad a mother as you are anyway, the knife is probably useless anyway... Chi Chi- atleast I'm better than you Piccolo-::laughs:: in what way? you cant even decently defend yourself from an enemy... Plus you are so over protective you are smothering Gohan to death..pyscho..... chi Chi- if you are so great, then why dont you show it? Besides, you are the one in the cage.... Piccolo-:laughs evilly:; i have my ways:: remember chi chi" stone walls do not a prison make nor iron bars a cage" heheheheheheheh Chi Chi- who says that writer was right? Piccolo- think about it moron Chi Chi- they make physical walls and bars, but not mental ones Piccolo-::smiles enigmatically:: precisely Chi Chi- Oh dont' worry, it'll come to you. You can't go on forever. Piccolo-::shakes head::Oh Chi chi ..... i dont have forever, just eternity.... Chi Chi- you cant' go on for eternity... Piccolo-1/2 kami remember::taps the side of his head:: Chi Chi- but not full Kami Piccolo-1/2 daimiao too Chi Chi- not completely daimiao though Piccolo-shakes head...nevermind... nevertheless... i will escape.. Chi Chi- maybe maybe not Piccolo- chi chi ... i think you need to seek professional help....... quickly chi Chi- Oh quit talking about yourself Piccolo- my name isnt chi chi.......Human..... Chi Chi- makes no difference Piccolo-whatever.......let me out..... Chi Chi- starts humming and merely smiles to Piccolo Piccolo::sighs:: i guess i will have to use my last resort..... i didnt want to get her involved in this....YO!!!! TENSHI !!!HELPPPPPP!!!:: *Tenshi- hmm??? What was that??????? Is that......... piccolo!????!?!?!?! Oh my poor Piccy Pooh!!! ::sets book down and flies off:: Tenshi- HAVE NO FEAR FOR TENSHI IS HERE!!! Sorry, had to do that! My poor poor Piccy!!!! ::rushes to cage::glares back at Chi Chi:: How dare you do this to my Piccy Wiccy!!! Chi Chi- ::smiles satisfactionally:: If you want him out you have to do a dare for me........ Tenshi- Anything for my Piccy-woo! Chi Chi- ::holds up the fishy shorts and camera:: You, Piccolo too, have to get a picture taken together with Piccolo in his "Fishy shorts" and yes, Piccolo, you have to pose. Infact, I want you to pose like one of those strong buff men. Plus you have to let me post the picture. Piccolo-...i......uh.......oh.....kami.........gah........... Chi Chi- that or the cage Piccolo-closes eyes and sighs:: I 'm gonna have no dignity left after today......my day has just been a living nightmare.... in front of Tenshi no less::i............g-g--g---g---guess so........... Chi Chi- good, that's warrenty for one year of me leaving you alone. ::lets Piccolo out of cage and hands him the shorts:: Piccolo-::stares at the hateful shorts...:: grrrrrr.........do i gotta? Chi Chi- yes or else it's broken and you go in the cage again Piccolo::grits teeth and puts the shorts on.......::you owe me tenshi....: Chi Chi- no Piccolo you cant wear your pants over them!!! Piccolo:: groan....::undresses then puts the shorts on...::covers them with his cape Chi Chi- No no, not your cape either! Piccolo::growl... Chi Chi- now finally. Pose...... Piccolo-:sweatdrops::like this? Chi Chi- ehhh.... a little off...... let me get Vegeta to demonstrate. He's pretty good at it... HEY VEGETA!!!!!! GET HERE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!! I know he's outside listening........ Vegeta-::takes one look at Piccolo and busts out laughing:: Chi Chi- show this poor Namek how to pose like a buff Piccolo-and precisely how would a short egotistical midget know how to pose......? Vegeta- um..................................... I do that only for my wife............................................ Vegeta- ....................................................... Chi Chi- back in the cage I guess then with the shorts on Piccolo-HEY!! WAIT A MINUTE....you broke your part of the deal....... you didnt say which pose to do... so therefore any pose would have been acceptable... Chi Chi- fine then... ::immitates one:: Piccolo- be fair chi chi Chi Chi- I am Piccolo-yeah.....right chi Chi- well that's how they are done Piccolo- i did my part let me go Chi Chi- I havent gotten the pictur eyet Piccolo- then take it already!!!! Chi Chi- pose Piccolo-grrrrrr::poses:: ::snap!::::snap!:: Piccolo- may i go now.... now that my life is officially ruined...... Chi Chi- yes you may, but i"ll be looking for you in a year... Piccolo-changes clothes in a flash.... and flies toward the lookout Chi Chi- ::posts one of the pics on their fridge:: I'll just keep the other one for reference...... Tenshi- okay what was that all about?? Um..... I"ll just go with er... Piccy..... Chi chi- tell him I'll see him in a year Tenshi- Shock fills the room...... Gohan stands ....speechless...mouth open- Piccolo-san?? in fishy trunks...??POSING?!?!?!?....I am going to bed... this is too weird.... ::walks off with a dazed look:: Tenshi and Chi Chi stand looking at each other... Chi Chi- ::holds out a pic:: i think i will blow this one up and have it posted on the 56y'net...............heheheheheh aaaaaaaaand of course, Goku will see the one on the fridge and want to show it to everyone in surprise.. so I got it covered..... Tenshi -::backs off warily eyeing the homocideal housewife....:: i gotta go...bye *Chi chi is left there standing and smiling with an evil satisfaction* |