SunnyVille Retirment Center
Rated one of the "Top 20 Communities to Retire in the U.S." for the fourth year by New Choices Magazine. SunnyVille is a charming, small community of 20,000 residents, with a multitude of retirement amenities, homebuilders, recreation centers, and golf courses.

Although 98.5% of SunnyVille has a population over age 55, there are some neighborhoods in and around town open to families with children, creating many opportunities to interact with all ages. Situated 125miles south of Tucson, SunnyVille rests at a 2900 ft. elevation, significantly higher and cooler than Tucson, Phoenix or hell.

The community sits at the base of the gorgeous Santa Rita Mountains, and overlooks thousands of acres of pecan orchards. Quaint shopping, numerous churches, 7 golf courses, medical services, fire stations, post offices, morgues, as well as a new library and government center give SunnyVille all of the conveniences of a well-designed town. And, 75 minutes away, Tucson offers sophisticated shopping, every type of restaurant, PGA and LPGA tournaments, and a wealth of cultural and sporting events. It's a great place to live.
My 98 year old ass it is.
Hi. My name is Thomas Edgecomb and this website is one of my few connections to the outside world. I bought my computer with the money I smuggled into SunnyVille by means of my anus, a little trick i picked up at Northbay. All other worldly possesions were checked at the door upon sign in.
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