Jereme Claussen - 11/14/00 08:40:46
My URL:http://www.brokenmachine.com/
My Email:jtc@brokenmachine.com
Favorite Footwear: Grip Fasts
Favorite Sex Toy: Rope
Ultimate Dream Woman/man/thing: The cigarette girl at the Ohm (Portland, OR dance club)
Favorite Ice-cream: chunkey monkey
Song that best defines you: Built to Spill - Twin Falls

Comments:
To my wonderful long distance friend Emma, who's often made it so I can check off #9 on the "Top 10 reasons you might be a geek" list which is "You've never talked to your neighbor after 2 years, but you talk to someone every night from Australia that you've never met." Who knew Oz could produce such a peach ;)

Gothique - 10/27/00 03:10:21
My Email:Gothikue@hotmail.com
Favorite Footwear: My doc's
Favorite Sex Toy: Hrm well now thats hard to awnser there are so many to pick from!
Ultimate Dream Woman/man/thing: Im really not sure I think if found him but ask me again a year from now lol :)
Favorite Ice-cream: Chocolate
Song that best defines you: My own Prison

Comments:
Hey emma, I do have to say that you have very nice breasts. I give you props for haveing them on your website. Lots of love Gothy

FoOsie - 10/27/00 02:54:02
Favorite Footwear: A pair of black strappy type sandles
Favorite Sex Toy: Umm .. MoOnie *G*
Ultimate Dream Woman/man/thing: Gabriel Byrne
Favorite Ice-cream: Mint Chocolate Chip
Song that best defines you: Wish You Were Here

Comments:
EMMA! I can't believe I looked at your breasts tonight! What a shocker :D ... I hope you're having fun! FoOsie

Jaymz R. Yates - 09/18/00 19:35:42
My URL:http://www.redshift-productions.net
My Email:jaymz@nethog.com
Favorite Footwear: Adidas Wrestling Shoes
Favorite Sex Toy: The triple headed pleasure packed horse haired holly carbed curious fuck finger.
Ultimate Dream Woman/man/thing: I'll take "The Rapists" for $500 Alec.
Favorite Ice-cream: Dreamcicle
Song that best defines you: Screaming In Digital -Ryche

Comments:
I love toilets that go backwards. Same great taste too! Hi Emma...

ir0w - 08/21/00 23:51:00
My Email:smcintyre13@home.com
Favorite Footwear: puppy slippers
Favorite Sex Toy: nut butter
Ultimate Dream Woman/man/thing: i like mardi gras flashers !
Favorite Ice-cream: two scoops of anything
Song that best defines you: john sinclair - blind melon

Comments:
nice tits !

Limiter - 07/07/00 06:12:28
My Email:limiter@teleport.com
Ultimate Dream Woman/man/thing: ack, painful question.
Song that best defines you: Maria McKee - "Absolutely Barking Stars"

Comments:
Sex toy.. bleh... that's a cruel thing to ask a pale, friendless virgin. My hand, maybe? Anyway, I've gone out of my mind and decided to stalk people I used to know via the internet, and you get to be one of them. Lucky you!

KEITH - 05/25/00 13:19:00
My URL:http://not as yet
My Email:diggadog@one.net.au
Favorite Footwear: Darth Maul Slippers
Favorite Sex Toy: Muffler
Ultimate Dream Woman/man/thing: Wynona Ryder
Favorite Ice-cream: White Chocolate
Song that best defines you: Jizzlobber- Faith no More

Comments:
Nice to see you again Emma. Try my new e-mail address. Best personal page out!!!

Franceasca - 03/19/00 02:20:12
My Email:Goldenbunny@hotmail.com
Favorite Footwear: anything and everything with more than three inches of heel in black leather
Favorite Sex Toy: cucumbers and chocolate eclairs.... don't ask
Ultimate Dream Woman/man/thing: Hugh Grant *swoon*
Favorite Ice-cream: blue sherbert or cookies and cream or mint choc chip or.....
Song that best defines you: Sin so well by Rebeka

Comments:
the link looked interesting, the page was even more interesting, and the guessbook was just plain bizzare.... hehehe kudos on the photography

Katy M - 03/11/00 09:09:07
My URL:http://www.cyberchiq.com
My Email:katy@mindrot.org
Favorite Footwear: None. Shoes are restrictive and oppressive.
Favorite Sex Toy: Soapy frogs.
Ultimate Dream Woman/man/thing: Orson Welles and David Bowie in a threesome with said soapy frogs
Favorite Ice-cream: Toffee Crunch
Song that best defines you: The entire Barney and Friends Album

Comments:
Hi Ems, signing the guestbook which I swear wasn't there before. This is a highly suspicious temporal event I imagine. So is this:



Food for thought indeed.
No, I am not the incredibly talented person who did this (I wish I'd come up with the idea!:), I found it at Fuck Everything E-zine

Django - 02/06/00 07:51:10
My Email:django@alphalink.com.au
Favorite Footwear: comfy boots with steel caps...
Favorite Sex Toy: You
Ultimate Dream Woman/man/thing: You
Favorite Ice-cream: Chocolate with choc bits and stuff
Song that best defines you: ( I'm addicted to) MLC girls by GLA

Comments:
Hey, not even ONE mention of me in your whole home page. :(

Sever - 01/23/00 06:16:53
My URL:Too Poor :[
My Email:^--- see above
Favorite Footwear: my big ass Blundstone steel caps
Favorite Sex Toy: my mini Ticman voodoo doll & my feather attachment for the vacuum
Ultimate Dream Woman/man/thing: hrm.. you... Guitar, Mr bungle, Sex, N64 and i have never met a grrrl who likes or has even heard of aeon flux... You Rawk :]
Favorite Ice-cream: Strawberry Cheescake from B&R *drool*
Song that best defines you: My own |,,|.

Comments:
um this is actually the first time ive seen yah page :] its kewl oh yeah.. R0x oN j00 oLd sKeW| Gr0nk5!!

Jackie - 01/20/00 05:05:35
My URL:http://www.oocities.com/j_goyette/best.html
Favorite Footwear: saucony running shoes
Favorite Ice-cream: purple passion fruit sorbet (ben and jerrys) besides italy's gelato which is the best in the world
Song that best defines you: "Side of the Road" Lucinda Willams

Comments:
Hey i signed this page before (and then you signed mine) but i just wanted to tell you that, by your request, i added a buncha liz phair links. and some new women in music pages. you should check it out. have a nice day.

- 11/29/99 13:07:32

Comments:
http://www.oocities.com/SoHo/Nook/4792/

assman29 - 11/02/99 05:39:36
My Email:assman29@hotmail.com
Favorite Footwear: reebok
Favorite Sex Toy: butt plug
Ultimate Dream Woman/man/thing: 6 men at the same time LOL
Favorite Ice-cream: vanilla
Song that best defines you: ??????sorry idear?????

Comments:


D_ - 10/15/99 20:24:50
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/ny/excelsiorunderground/index.html
My Email:bjorkluv@hotmail.com
Favorite Footwear: NIKE
Favorite Sex Toy: saliva
Ultimate Dream Woman/man/thing: Anne Heche
Favorite Ice-cream: Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
Song that best defines you: KoRn Freak ona leash

Comments:
Your site is dope as hell, i should be going to Australia this spring, maybe ill see you there..Peace D_

Rick the Dick - 10/13/99 09:43:32
My Email:master_of_reality@hotmail.com
Favorite Footwear: Loafers made from Gofers
Favorite Sex Toy: Your kitchen utensils
Ultimate Dream Woman/man/thing: A shaved wombat painted blue on a spit in combination with lubricants and a large industrial vacuum! Please can you get this for me!
Favorite Ice-cream: Spam in a waffle cone
Song that best defines you: I don't wanna fuck no slug by Salmanela

Comments:
Your the wierdest sister of phil i know and when the hell could you make a page like this. P.S Right after I do this I'm sending the address of this page to your parents. Hehehehehehehehehehehahahahahahahahahahahaha(evil laugh)!

10/11/99 09:19:35
Name: Girls of ICQ My URL: Visit Me
My Email: Email Me

Comments:
Cool page. Thanks for letting me sign your guestbook


Rick Pridgeon - 10/09/99 08:52:32
My Email:pridgeor@phsc.vic.edu.au
Favorite Footwear: Ugh Boots
Favorite Sex Toy: Your Toothbrush
Ultimate Dream Woman/man/thing: Giraffe
Favorite Ice-cream: Mango
Song that best defines you: Asshole by Dennis Leary

Comments:
I really Really enjoyed your page emma i loved it so much i cried! you should really make more of these! The pics were the best though!!!!!!!!!!!!! Keep it up Emm.

Phil Hickingbotham - 10/09/99 08:49:16
My Email:dreg01@hotmail.com
Favorite Footwear: sandals
Favorite Sex Toy: your guitar
Ultimate Dream Woman/man/thing: what ???
Favorite Ice-cream: i dunno
Song that best defines you: Tonight by violent femmes

Comments:
Fucking good page Get more funny pics Keep up the good work Phil

Tilly - 09/25/99 20:11:54
My URL:http://www.oocities.com/SunsetStrip/7110
Favorite Footwear: Adidas
Favorite Ice-cream: Lemon
Song that best defines you: "Tangled Up In Blue" Bob Dylan

Comments:
My friend has the web page I mentioned above. Check it out--it's all George Harrison (I'm a big Beatles Fan).

Jackie - 09/25/99 20:10:25
My URL:http://www.oocities.com/SoHo/Gallery/8829/best.html
My Email:jgoyette@depauw.edu
Favorite Footwear: sandals
Favorite Ice-cream: pistachio
Song that best defines you: "Independence Day"--Ani Difranco

Comments:
I want to see your women who rock page at some point: i have a page of women's music that i have been working on forever that you should check out. Good start here with this web page. Good luck!

Daniel - 08/09/99 10:18:30
My URL:http://danielinnovate.cjb.net

Comments:

Hi,  Whatta terrific site ya have here ..... Very well done up with supreme design, you really know how to enlight your visitors, Well Done, Keep it up.

With pleasure, I would like to invite ya to my website at  http://danielinnovate.cjb.net
I look forward to see your signature in my guest book ..........

Yours Always,

Daniel......

  
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nathan - 06/10/99 19:22:33
My URL:http://www.gopi.cjb.net
Favorite Footwear: berlin loafers
Favorite Sex Toy: an orangutan
Ultimate Dream Woman/man/thing: claudia schiffer rapped in sellophane with dripping turkey dripping smeared across her sweaty body
Favorite Ice-cream: Vanilla, boring but nice
Song that best defines you: je suis votre papre sucre by Supergrass

Comments:
i liked it in a way, bit to racy for my liking, and now a short piece of poety, Bye. 1.Bedrock Vanity, said my teacher, vanity, I never really understood. I suppose this is it then, I'll just sit here a while, In this cahir, bred from oak? Can't be long now? Hohum. It's more tedious than I imagined, Not quite the spasm, Orgasm, That I imagined, A dripping mortality, Thud, Not painful as such, Just? Thud. I mean there's worse, Isnt there? Like our Jack, Stabbed in the supermarket, Bled in the freezer, Dead on arrival; Not a good way to go, Oh no. We don't shop there anymore, (not after our Jack). Deflatory. Farting out the last days, (Fthudfthudfthudda) Oh, but gracefully, Like a swan, Dying of terminal flatulence. Breath hisses, Inspired Insipid Extirpated here at my normal extreme Expiring. Through my bottom. Deflated, degraded, defiled Now deceased, Still Can't complain Did well in comparison, Did good for the cause, And I can use chopsticks, So it wasnt a waste of time (Not like our Jack) I can see it now Stone slab, Name emblazoned, Making my mark in death, What they will say about me? What will they say about me? "Here lies one whose name was writ On paper In file and invoice, the odd tax return A spidery hand (a sign of intelligence!) More lazy curls as age did its thing; On snow Joined up, slashed in whith his water." I can see it now I mean, I did began to lose track, When Adam begat Ken and Julie Begat George and Francis begat Zowie and Boutros Boutros, who died in fancy, And George begat by Louisa, who later begat Sid and Sabrina begat Jack (Poor Jack) And then there were more, All crowded around the mater'd Pleading milk and honey. I dont send christmas cards anymore I did it well, I think, I got thus far, Now farther, Still with a fool bag of marbles, To speak in ideom. In control of my Faculties Just not in control Same as the next man. Kumquats. Free of illusion, I sailed my seas, And never once went overboard; And ploughed all My furrows And scattered My seeds I think I did well. Our Father? Our Lord? Nathan Gopichandran june 99

06/09/99 09:24:17
Name: ICQ Gal My URL: Visit Me
My Email: Email Me

Comments:
Cool page. Thanks for letting me sign your guestbook


Rob - 06/08/99 13:54:07
My Email:Roodienc@aol.com
Favorite Footwear: skin
Favorite Sex Toy: my wifey
Ultimate Dream Woman/man/thing: to have 2 women at once
Favorite Ice-cream: strawberry cheesecake
Song that best defines you: Molly Hatchet's flirtin with disaster

Comments:
great site Emma...keep it up...thinking of making one too

emma - 06/02/99 20:21:49
My URL:http://www.oocities.com/SouthBeach/Docks/5630/
My Email:emmatchi@licensedtokill.com
Favorite Footwear: clogs
Favorite Sex Toy: my boyfriend
Favorite Ice-cream: chocolate
Song that best defines you: i am the mob [catatonia]

Comments:
emma emma, *i* am emma.

emma - 06/02/99 20:19:55
My URL:http://www.oocities.com/SouthBeach/Docks/5630/
My Email:emmatchi@licensedtokill.com
Favorite Footwear: clogs
Favorite Sex Toy: my boyfriend
Favorite Ice-cream: chocolate or orange sherbet from baskin robbins
Song that best defines you: i am the mob

Comments:
emma, emma, there is only one true emma and i am she.

Vladimir Strukelj - 03/23/99 19:47:08
My URL:http://www.oocities.com/Paris/Gallery/9334
My Email:unholyworship@hotmail.com
Favorite Footwear: Get a grip and Dr. martens
Ultimate Dream Woman/man/thing: no dreams.....only sex
Favorite Ice-cream: magnum
Song that best defines you: wake up the sleeping giant(Twisted sister)

Comments:
mail me

Jack Me off - 03/17/99 17:25:02
My URL:http://www.blowmyload.cum
My Email:www.69@cumlots
Favorite Footwear: shoes
Favorite Sex Toy: you of course
Ultimate Dream Woman/man/thing: you
Favorite Ice-cream: starwberrys and cream
Song that best defines you: Thriller

Comments:
Nice page keep up the good work!!

Jack Me off - 03/17/99 17:23:19
My URL:http://www.blowmyload.cum

Comments:


Maddog - 03/16/99 14:06:12
My URL:http://www.fn.net/~maddog
My Email:maddog@unforgettable.com
Favorite Footwear: Spike heels
Favorite Sex Toy: You
Ultimate Dream Woman/man/thing: You
Favorite Ice-cream: Rocky Road
Song that best defines you: In your wildest dream

Comments:
Lovely site. You have done very good work. Come see me sometime.

Ty Ty - 02/11/99 15:09:31
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/md/tyler/
My Email:tfolmer@hotmail.com
Favorite Footwear: socks
Favorite Sex Toy: Emma
Ultimate Dream Woman/man/thing: mm catherine zeta-jones... heh
Favorite Ice-cream: french vanilla?
Song that best defines you: still not a playa by big punisher.. perhaps

Comments:
Hi Emma! nice page!! =) thug out. Tyler

Reverend Lord John - 02/01/99 13:01:35
My URL:http://www.oocities.com/Athens/Crete/6719
My Email:revlordjohn@hotmail.com
Favorite Footwear: Peoples Backs
Favorite Sex Toy: Women
Ultimate Dream Woman/man/thing: my reaching Godhood
Favorite Ice-cream: Cherry Garcia
Song that best defines you: Led Zepplin, "No Quarter"

Comments:
nice page, Nice Breasts ...

Foxbert - 01/20/99 14:39:23
My URL:http://www.hollowman.org
My Email:root@hollowman.org
Favorite Footwear: things I put on my feet
Favorite Sex Toy: unix
Ultimate Dream Woman/man/thing: a mixture of Sophie and Lyndsey ... don't ask...
Favorite Ice-cream: vanilla
Song that best defines you: The Hollow Man by Marillion or Heart of Lothian by Marillion

Comments:


jokker - 01/20/99 14:28:10
My Email:druilyn@uswest.net
Favorite Footwear: UmMMmm... Vans! Could there be anything else?
Favorite Sex Toy: My UNIX Box
Ultimate Dream Woman/man/thing: Human Female version of UNIX
Favorite Ice-cream: UNIX flavored!
Song that best defines you: Nothing by Pennywise

Comments:
Im a UNIX worshiping HIPPIE DEADHEAD punk! If that doesnt say it all, FUCK YOU SOCIETY! Far out web page Emma! See yas on #XF Fuck everyone else, you suck, earth killing yuppies...

Dave - 01/16/99 01:32:04
My Email:montech@zdnetmail.com
Favorite Footwear: Nike/Tom Machan
Favorite Sex Toy: Very big dildo
Ultimate Dream Woman/man/thing: you babe
Favorite Ice-cream: just the hersheys please!
Song that best defines you: Dreamweaver

Comments:
Just surfed in from a freind here on the strip! Youre pics are not bad! Write soon so we can discuss you!

Josh "Silly-Boy" Goodman - 11/19/98 15:05:46
My URL:http://www.bigfoot.com/~sillyboy
My Email:sillyboy@bigfoot.com
Favorite Footwear: old skool converse chucks
Favorite Sex Toy: a woman
Ultimate Dream Woman/man/thing: sex, any kind, just SOON!
Favorite Ice-cream: phish food
Song that best defines you: Dim, by Dada

Comments:
I am the sillyboy I am the sillyboy I am the chicken BGAWK!

leanne - 11/12/98 19:32:01
My URL:http://www.oocities.com/SouthBeach/Surf/8374/
My Email:iggymipotamus@hotmail.com
Favorite Footwear: all star cons or my cork heels
Favorite Sex Toy: my sista's dildo
Ultimate Dream Woman/man/thing: a man and a woman combined?!?! no wayy....but i like a bit of both...go figure
Favorite Ice-cream: hrmmmm, i dunno...go baskin and robins and try and choose a fav out of 31
Song that best defines you: it used to be rainy day woman #12 &35. but i would have to say that completely and honestly brick by ben folds five is very true and can describe me

Comments:
eww kyuss i jsut squished a bug on my face by accident and yes chicky i know i signed your page already but i got bored \:

El Gato Rojo - 10/14/98 10:31:42
My URL:http://acs.tamu.edu/~bpc4770
My Email:dancing@tamu.edu
Favorite Footwear: Whatever is confortable
Favorite Sex Toy: Women that please
Ultimate Dream Woman/man/thing: Hopeless dream
Favorite Ice-cream: Homemade Vanilla
Song that best defines you: Movin right along (by Kermit the frog)

Comments:
Nice WWW site. Just cruisin along looking for my best friends page. Where ever it actually is (Sergio Courtney)! I think you are an attractive female BTW. Good luck :)

10/08/98 23:05:42
Name: Bad Bunny My URL: Visit Me
My Email: Email Me

Comments:
Just surfing. Thanks.


dan rees - 09/23/98 08:18:39
My Email:reesy86@hotmail.com
Favorite Footwear: sneakers
Favorite Sex Toy: hand (he he he)
Ultimate Dream Woman/man/thing: HUGE 4wd (Ford Bronco)
Favorite Ice-cream: picnic(yes there is such a thing)
Song that best defines you: Tambourine Man (bob dylan)

Comments:
Its that stupid sydneysider again, Great Website, Im now going to write to your e-mail see ya ;) this means wink!!

dan rees - 09/23/98 08:18:17
My Email:reesy86@hotmail.com
Favorite Footwear: sneakers
Favorite Sex Toy: hand
Ultimate Dream Woman/man/thing: HUGE 4wd (Ford Bronco)
Favorite Ice-cream: picnic(yes there is such a thing)
Song that best defines you: Tambourine Man (bob dylan)

Comments:
Its that stupid sydneysider again, Great Website, Im now going to write to your e-mail see ya ;) this means wink!!

Jeremy - 09/23/98 01:17:32
My Email:jezz83@hotmail.com
Favorite Footwear: nike air-max
Favorite Sex Toy: a woman/women
Ultimate Dream Woman/man/thing: walking on the neighbours set and the women would let me do anything.
Favorite Ice-cream: hokey pokey
Song that best defines you: prisoner of society

Comments:
This web page is pretty shit, you better fix it up.

Elmo - 09/21/98 03:03:07
My URL:http://www.cuervocon.org
My Email:elmo@tacd.com
Favorite Footwear: Umm...?
Favorite Sex Toy: Woh.
Ultimate Dream Woman/man/thing: The kind with legs.
Favorite Ice-cream: Praline Pecan
Song that best defines you: Invisible

Comments:
I was forced to do this. I'm being held against my will. Please send help.

oatmeal/MadVinnie - 09/21/98 02:58:41
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/az/somedamnpage
My Email:rudeboylint@hotmail.com
Favorite Footwear: nothing at all
Favorite Sex Toy: women and jello and 6 spare hours
Ultimate Dream Woman/man/thing: a zen Drew Barrymore with an interesting personality
Favorite Ice-cream: prailines and dick
Song that best defines you: anything by Strung Out

Comments:
dun rully know you, but what the hell I'm in #music all the time so I see you around.

jadrian a.k.a ironcow - 09/21/98 02:37:22
My URL:http://www.thepentagon.com/ironcow
My Email:rrochon@mnsi.net
Favorite Footwear: bed sheets
Favorite Sex Toy: tongues
Ultimate Dream Woman/man/thing: nayrb
Favorite Ice-cream: rock road
Song that best defines you: anything by guns n roses

Comments:
cool page and umm... nice questions :) you my pr0m0, so like ummm wanna dollar ? :)

leanne (aka angelkill, angelmuff....anything angelic) - 09/20/98 13:45:26
My URL:http://www.oocities.com/SouthBeach/Surf/8374/
My Email:iggymipotamus@hotmail.com
Favorite Footwear: my green all-star cons
Favorite Sex Toy: umm...do i really have to answer this?
Ultimate Dream Woman/man/thing: ultimate man: to love me, who cares for me being me, who *preferably* drives, is older than me...and generally just great (:
Favorite Ice-cream: a toss up between cookie 'n' cream and caramello
Song that best defines you: ummm, the song that bests defines my life right now, its by bob dylan, called something along the lines of "rainy day woman #12 & 35" and sounds something like "well, i would not feel so all alone, if everybody'd just g t stoned"

Comments:
well kyuss i'm signing your page so shutup goddammmit!!! ((: well i love this guest book, its wicked...heheheh time to go find me a guest book!!!

Emma - 09/20/98 12:36:31
My URL:http://This one damn it
My Email:trewavis@eisa.net.au
Favorite Footwear: none
Favorite Sex Toy: hrmm.. vegtables or something..
Ultimate Dream Woman/man/thing: something with many mouths
Favorite Ice-cream: Cookies and cream
Song that best defines you: loser - beck

Comments:
DAMN IT! Your homepage is kewl.. you are kewl! NOT

Foxbert - 09/20/98 12:31:03
My URL:http://www.student.rug.ac.be/~roeland/
My Email:roeland@zeus.rug.ac.be
Favorite Footwear: shoes
Favorite Sex Toy: Emma
Ultimate Dream Woman/man/thing: Emma
Favorite Ice-cream: vanilla
Song that best defines you: The Hollow Man - Marillion

Comments:
Emmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmma *worship* you are truely the Complete Package (tm) love , huggles , smoochies (and rubs) Fox

Limmmmm - 09/20/98 12:23:30
My URL:http://www.freesex.com
My Email:limiter@ticon.net
Favorite Footwear: Those paper shoes they give you in mental institutions
Favorite Sex Toy: You. :)
Ultimate Dream Woman/man/thing: Same answer
Favorite Ice-cream: Cookie Dough
Song that best defines you: "Insight" - Dead Kennedys

Comments:
Reading Lovecraft and listening to reggae.. Something's wrong with me.

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