Scarratt, Drums "I disclaim a love for country music."
DEC. 90 Arrested
for Possession and alleged sniffing of TIC TACs JAN. 91 Life ban from the
Horden Pavilion for line dancing at an Iron Maiden concert. AUG. 91 Held for
questioning over the possession of a Billy Ray Syrus album. MAR. 92
Incarcerated into the states facilities for the mentally challenged, claiming to
have sung the vocal tracks on Rick Ashley's No 1 hit "When I fall In Love". JUN.
96 Released from custody to join IGNITE as a drummer.
Dave Johnstone, Guitars "All
this information is confidential isn't it?"
FEB. 91 Arrested
for fraud for selling light bulbs to the blind society. SEPT. 93 Received a
life membership to the "Molestation of butterflies Foundation". JAN.
94 Dishonorary discharge from the Army reserve for only turning up on Mondays. DEC.
95 Suspected of impersonating a guitarist in ozy metal band IGNITE.
Peter Firley, Guitars
think that the boys will let me put strings on my guitar soon!"
MAR. 92 Under
surveillance for suspect smuggling of moth balls into Australia. JUN. 93
Tried out for KISS as a saxophonist. MAR. 96 Entered the Monastic Fellowship
of the order of St Paul. APR. 96 Discreetly discharged from the monastery
over a small matter concerning a Friar Tuck hair cut. JUN. 96 Decided to put
his hair to a better use and joined Metal band IGNITE.
Derek Garland, Bass &
Vocals "Personal hygiene has always been a high priority for
90 Held for questioning over a missing truck load of ugboots. JUNE 91 Spent
time in Parramatta Jail trying to sell stolen ugboots. APR. 92 Entered the
states witness protection program. NOV. 94 Finally witnessed something! JAN.
95 After a court case lasting seven years, won the right to upgrade his personal
hygiene to poor.