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while reading
the following statistics from Seinfeld (courtesy of Entertainment
Weekly). Please be more careful in future web surfing. [I realize this
is rather childish, but it gives me a laugh.]
Totals from all 169 episodes of Seinfeld:
- Meetings at Monk's Cafe - 288
- Kramer entrances - 285
- Opening of Jerry's fridge - 125
- Jerry on his phone - 124
- Jerry, Kramer, George, or Elaine driving a car - 106
- Rings of Jerry's buzzer - 105
- Baseball references - 51
- Jerry, Kramer, George, or Elaine watching the tube - 44
- Superhero references - 37
- Scenes in a doctor's office/hospital - 34
- Chinese food references - 26
- Scenes in a plane/airport - 24
- Cigars smoked by Kramer - 22
- Bowls of cereal eaten - 21
- Jacket-related incidents - 16
- "Get out!" or shoves from Elaine - 14
- Nazi/Hitler references - 14
- Kennedy references - 10
- Art Vandelay references - 8
- Three Stooges references - 4
- George has sex in an inappropriate place - 4
- Jerry's and George's boardwalk epiphanies - 3
- Jerry loses money - $34,275.50
